Friday, January 1, 2021

New Year’s Goals If You’re An Amway Loser

A couple of days into January Ambot tells me the fucking asshole that sponsored us into Amway has summoned us to a very important meeting to go over our Amway goals for the new year.

Uh, is now a good time to say my new year's goal is we get the fuck out of Amway before we lose any more money?

So the first thing the fucking arrogant prick does to piss me off is choose a restaurant I don't like. Slower than shit service and not a whole lot of choices on the menu that I like. What's wrong with going to Krispy Kreme, I ask Ambot. The booths are more comfortable and it won't cost as much money. And I can drown my sorrows in a chocolate cream filled donut while putting up with that asshole. And if I'm really lucky the featured donut will be something I like and I'll have a couple of them too.

But no luck. The fucking arrogant prick wants to go to that restaurant and because he's our upline and according to Ambot that makes him some kind of a god, that's where we're going for our “very important” Amway meeting.

I don't remember much what was discussed that night but I do remember the fucking arrogant prick asked us what goals we’d set for PV that year.

Ah ha! NOW is my chance to save money. I know Ambot is still going to buy Amway shit so if I can put in a lowball goal hopefully he'll stick to it. Yeah I wish! So I say 5 PV a week is our goal. Well you can't blame me for trying! Ambot is still going to do whatever the hell he wants and rack up the credit card bill with as much purchases and PV as he can no matter what I say.

Later on Ambot tells me after I set a 5PV a week goal that the fucking arrogant prick was ready to get up and leave the restaurant.

Aw fuck! I was so close to getting rid of that Amway asshole motherfucker and he didn’t leave. Damn it all to hell. Fuck Amway and fuck that fucking arrogant prick!

So what else is new? That fucking asshole has many years history of stomping off in a snit and then Ambot doesn't hear from him for months. So what's so unusual about the fucker getting mad at my 5 PV/week goal and threatening to storm out of the restaurant? That’s normal behavior for him.

So go! Good riddance you troublemaking son of a bitch! I hope the door hits you in the ass on the way out! Fuck you Amway motherfucker!

Unfortunately for me that scenario didn't play out but I can always dream can't I? After all that's what this Amway “business” is all about - dreams.

My dream is for Ambot to quit wasting his time and money on the Amway cult.

Although my 5 PV/week goal did not come true, much more importantly my first choice new year's goal did! That would be the one about getting out of Amway. Unfortunately not before Ambot dropped a few thousand more dollars into the cult's coffers over the next couple of months but we made our break.

And one more time from marriedtoanambot let’s just send another big old FUCK YOU out to Amway Scamway and their scammer army of Ambots.

 

 

 

 

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4 comments:

  1. AnonymousJanuary 2, 2021 at 7:49 AM

    At least it wasn't a Panera where your Upline wanted to meet and no food or drink was consumed. Side note: Talk about pissing off prospects. My Upline and many in our organization (URA) would meet at restaurants and prospects would be pissed that nothing was offered except for business-related garbage.

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    1. Anna BananaJanuary 4, 2021 at 10:47 AM

      Anonymous - it's not unusual for a group of Amway Ambots to meet at a restaurant and most are standing around not ordering anything because they're too broke.

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  2. AnonymousJanuary 2, 2021 at 9:43 AM

    Who the hell asks you to a restaurant to "talk over your yearly goals"? What kind of a businessman is that? Why didn't that up-line asshole just call you up on the phone to discuss it?

    By the way, if the up-line was the one who insisted on the meeting, it was his responsibility to pick up the check. I'll bet the cheap-ass scumbag didn't do it. Amway freaks are like that.

    Also, let me get this straight -- your husband was willing to propose a large PV goal (much more than 5 PV a week), even though he knew that he'd never be able to sell the Amway stuff at retail, but would be buying it solely to pump up his PV?

    If that's correct, WHAT THE HELL WAS WRONG WITH HIM? He thought he was "in business" even though he was actually nothing but a customer? Didn't he see that?

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    1. Anna BananaJanuary 4, 2021 at 10:53 AM

      Anonymous - there are many things that go on inside the Amway cult that could just as easily be taken care of over the phone or stopping by someone's house.

      But Amway Ambots think they're big important businessmen and should hold business meetings in restaurants. Everything in Amway is about wasting the downline's time as all part of the brainwashing bullshit.

      And I agree. If someone invites you for dinner that means they're either cooking or buying.

      Amway Ambots are a bunch of broke losers so I'm pretty sure that motherfucker didn't pick up the tab. He usually "forgot" his wallet somewhere. Cheap ass Amway loser!

      People who are not brainwashed into the Amway cult can see this. If you "own" a business and you're the only customer then that's not a sustainable profitable business! Amway losers will never get that. They are Amway customers. If their last name ain't DeVos or VanAndel then they do not own an Amway business!

      Easy for the rest of us to get it. Brainwashed Amway cult followers not so much.

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