Who remembers what its like sitting in Amway cult meetings
and hearing all about how the exclusively chosen Amway ambots will live happily
ever after in the Land of Amway. After putting in 2 to 5 years selling shitty,
overpriced products, drinking one Amway beverage daily and eating one Amway
food bar daily, and signing up 6 others and teaching them to duplicate what you
do, and they find 6 others and they find 6 others and they find 6 others…… Then
all the ambots will gain entry to Amwayland funded by pure greed. Everyone
lives in showpiece mansions and hires losers who were too stupid to sign up for
Amway to be their servants. They have a fleet of expensive sports cars in the
30 car garage. There’s a private jet parked in the backyard to take the ambots
to whatever beach of the world they want to walk on. In the land of Amway
everyone worships the cult leaders who go by dumb ass names like quadruple
crown Diamond ambassador and they meet in big arenas to rewrite the bible to
suit their twisted cult of greed. Their private jet takes them to Peter Island
whenever they want so they can huddle together and laugh at dumb losers and
quitters who didn’t try hard enough. In the land of Amway ambots have
gazillions of dollars rolling in in residual income and they leave messages on
Communikate to their cult followers bragging they just made more money taking a
shit than the losers made in a whole year of working a J.O.B. and making their
boss richer. And now they’re FIRED UP!!! So all you ambots go take a shit and
see if that fires you up too!!!! And oh yeah in the land of Amway everyone pays
for everything with cash.
Yup Amwayland is the place all Amway ambots want to live in.
There’s other lands that I prefer to visit if you get my drift – Adventureland,
Frontierland, Tomorrowland, and dare I say it Fantasyland.
Amway ambots live in a different kind of fantasyland. Enjoy this little show
about the Land of Amway.
Tuesday, January 19, 2021
The Evil Land Of Amway
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Everything in Amway is fantasy and dreaming. It's nothing but a pathetic joke.
ReplyDeleteAnonymous - Amway losers are all about dreaming and playing make belief business owners. Real business owners are all about planning and doing.
DeleteWait Anna, America has a program called Social Security that all Ambots hate as they hate public schools even more as Betsy the bitch ran the dept of education as I digress, since all working Americans pay a small portion of their checks weekly into a government run system also most Americans invest in private funds also for retirement.
ReplyDeleteLastly many Americans make wise investments in Real Estate and perhaps even start busineses and if lucky will have a comfortable and prosperous retirement.
After Amway I followed this program and have retired very prosperously as I feel lucky and blessed to recover from my Amway nightmare! As I chide my colleagues in the Federal Government to get off their asses and prosecute Amway and shut those mothers down for good as I suggest we send Amway to China as an import as many of our companies have done as Amway is a fine weapon of financial destruction! LOL
Hi KMB. One of the things that we heard at Amway cult meetings was that Social Security won't be there when we reach retirement age. The old Amway scare tactics. So what do these losers recommend instead for a retirement program? Signing up to Amway because there will be nothing else out there for you to retire on. What a bunch of bullshit. Amway cult leaders use every trick they can come up with to scam people out of their money and their retirement savings.
DeleteAlso happy to see Betsy Bitch gone and hopes she's held accountable for the damage she did.
There is never enough lawsuits against Amway by the victims this evil company has scammed. Too many wrecked lives.
If you want any chance at a decent retirement stay away from MLM scams like Amway.
Dearest Anna as you battle this cult you have more courage then my pals in Agencies such as the DOJ whom will not prosecute these assholes.
ReplyDeleteNo, Amway is a criminal enterprise and needs to be treated as such as a pal from Michigan told me DeVos Money funded caravans full of retarded morons to our dear Capitol for the party on Jan 6 as I assure you this got the Federal Governments attention.
That action might get some prosecutions and prison for many and I hope including Amway founders. One thing about Amway grifters is that they have balls! LOL
Hi KMB - that doesn't surprise me at all that DeVos or Amway money helped fund the Capitol riot. I bet those buses were packed with Ambots! Rent a crowd for free. Ambots are free slave labor. They do whatever their Amway cult leader orders including voting Republican because that's the choice of Amway's owners. Everyone has their reasons for voting the way they do - but when you're ordered by a cult leader? Slavery! Inability to think for yourself. Brainwashed Amway losers! Amway - the Cult of Greed!
DeleteAmway's owners have the cash to get themselves out of bad legal situations. But do they ever pay the legal bills for the Ambots who do their dirty work? Not that I know of. Amway just says they're not responsible for the actions of their employees and commissioned sales reps.
I assure you this Anna as just like the weeks following 9/11 they passed the patriot act and patriot act 2.0 is coming down the pipe. It will be very intrusive and will greatly expand federal law enforcement powers. Social media companies have purged right wing causes such as tRumpism and the "Q" nonsense and pushed them to other smaller online venues as the nonsense from these people reminds me of the cult like Amway meetings I used to attend. I assure you this will not be tolerated and Amway is on the radar. The legal terms are Sedition and insurrection and of course Treason. Take your pick as Amway is guilty of all three.
ReplyDeleteKMB - I hope that the prosecutors can get Amway for anything they can pin on them! Amway thinks its above the law and can buy their way out of anything. And in some ways that's true. There's a lot of money that changes hands for people in charge and law makers to look the other way. ScAmway's not the only company that pulls this shit. And I agree. Amway is guilty on all 3 counts.
DeleteAnna Banana is a warrior princess and never give up coming after these crooks as I wasted over 3 years of my life on the cult as its personal just like it is for you.
ReplyDeleteWell done with this site and hopefully '21 will be the year they are shut down.
In the mean time keep hitting them with your wit, humor and creativity.
And as always a hearty fuck you to Amway and their ambots.
Thanks KMB! Usually Amway reports its dwindling sales later in February so we'll see if the pandemic has had an effect. With cleaning supplies and toilet paper shortages maybe people were willing to overpay for these items from Amway. Fuck Amway!
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