Thursday, March 4, 2021

Amway Ambots Are Dumb Shits

Someone searching on the internet for “Amway dumb shits” found their way to this blog. We spend a lot of time pointing out the things that Amway ambots due that qualify them for being dumb shits. And don’t worry. If I had to list all the reasons for Amway dumb shits this post would be pages long but I’m only going to pick on a couple of points that Amway IBO’s like to show up here and gloat about.

How about the ambots that show up here bragging that Amway is accredited by the BBB.

What the fuck? Did you not read Amways code of conduct for IBO’s you dumb shit? It says that Amway is not accredited with the BBB has no association with them and that Amway IBO’s should not be going around saying Amway has any kind of affiliation with them because it ain’t true. In fact if you read the fine print you dumb shit you’d see that Amway can fire you if you break any of the policies in their code of conduct. If Amway went around firing all their IBO’s that brag about their BBB accreditation then there’d be no one left! So Amway probably ain’t going to fire you you lying dumb shit. You want to know how BBB works? Consumers file complaints about a company with the BBB. The BBB then forwards the complaint to the company and asks them to respond within a time period lets say a month. The company responds within the time limit so the BBB is happy and gives them a good rating. It doesn’t mean that the company’s response has to satisfy the consumer who made the complaint. Sometimes the company comes up with a resolution that makes the consumer happy but that has nothing to do with how the BBB rates them. It has to do with whether or not the company responds within the time limit or ignores them.

I’m sure Amway keeps several people employed full time making sure they respond to the BBB before the time limit is up.

That’s what it means you dumb Amway shit! It doesn’t mean that the BBB endorses Amway. I don’t think the BBB is allowed to endorse any company but that don’t stop lying Amway ambots from bragging about it. Bottom line is who gives a fuck? Only dumb shit ambots.

The other thing Amway dumb shits like to gloat about is how much money Amway made last year. The most recent ambot to leave a comment to this effect states that Amway has been around for 50+ years and made 11 billion in sales last year a drop of about a billion from the year before and dropped from a couple of years ago when ambots were crowding around this blog gloating about 13 billion in sales. Guess the bastards at the top of the pyramid aren't keeping the cult followers whipped into a big enough frenzy to keep buying overpriced shitty Amway products. FYI Amway reported 8.8 billion in sales for 2016 the last time this post ran and 8.5 billion in sales for 2020 so they seem to be holding stagnant. If any fucking Amway assholes try to tell you it’s much higher than that, they’re fucking liars.

Amazon began business in 1994 and in 2020 made 386 billion in sales. That tells me when compare to Amway that Amazon is a much faster growing business, offers a wide variety of products, and sells them for a good price to keep customers coming back. To the best of my knowledge no one goes around complaining that Amazon is a cult. At least not in a bad way.

Either company either sales amount who really gives a flying fuck except for Amway dumb shits. Those sales figures are good news for the owners of those companies that’s more dollars in their bank accounts. How much of those billions are the company owners sharing with their employees? In Amway’s case the number of employees I have showing up here complaining about the shitty pay and shitty working conditions I would guess no profit sharing. Amazon I have no idea about because their employees don’t show up here saying one way or the other!

So perhaps some Amway dumb shit who is gloating about how Amway’s sales are around a fiftieth of Amazon’s can shed some light on why Amway’s sales figures are such a big fucking deal and how Amway employees benefit from those numbers.

I’m sure all I’ll get is silence from those Amway dumb shits.


6 comments:

  1. Actually, Amway assholes are afraid to come here and argue anymore. They know they'll get their asses kicked.

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    1. Anonymous - Amway assholes don't show up here the way they used to and screech their outrage that we're disrespecting the Great Amway God. It's pretty fun kicking Ambot ass!

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  2. No bigger dumb shit that IBOFB! LOL

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    1. Very true Joecool. Some of these fucking Amway assholes want to be the biggest dumb shit in their cult but only one the most evil motherfucker of them all can be King Shit! LOL!

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    2. IBOFartBack now lives in Sweden, where he's been trying to establish an MLM scheme of his own.

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    3. Anonymous - that motherfucker has been there a long time. Maybe there's no extradition?

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If your comment didn’t get published it could be one of these reasons:
1. Is it the weekend? We don’t moderate comments on weekends. Maybe not every day during the week either. Patience.
2. Racist/bigoted comments? Take that shit somewhere else.
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4. Gossip that serves no purpose. There are other places to dish about what Diamonds are having affairs or guessing why they’re getting divorced. If you absolutely must share that here – don’t name names. I get too many nosy ambots searching for this. Lets not help them find this shit.
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