It used to crack me up at Family Reunion or Free Enterprise
Days and the Diamonds would get up on stage and talk about how they got into “the
business” or how “the business” has changed their lives or how “the business”
has allowed them to buy all the material possessions they desire.
“The business” indeed! Just call it what it is: Amway! Are you too embarrassed
to say the fucking “A” word? I think everyone in the audience knows what Amway
is. Isn’t the audience full of IBO’s after all?
Those chickenshit Ken and Barbie Ambots need to tell it like it is. They’re a
bunch of scammers who want you to be in the business of giving away your money
to them all under the guise of Amway. Then they’ll do a double whammy to scam
more money out of you bullying you to buy tools to help you in your
business of giving away your money. Amway tool scam!
Even though all those Ken and Barbies trooping across the stage yap about “the
business” what they fail to tell the thousands of ambot worshippers in the
audience is that the only business those lowly bastards will be in is the
business of giving away their money.
It costs thousands of dollars to place a slab in the crumbling Amway pyramid
also known as the money pit.
Real business people are in the business of making money not in the business of
giving away money to some lying weasel.
The fucking assholes in our Amway upline used to say even if you don’t make any
money in Amway - that would be 99% of all IBO’s - that you’ll become a nicer
person from your associations in Amway.
Yet another lie. When a person is in the business of giving away their money to
support a collapsing pyramid they don’t become a nicer person for it. They don’t
become nicer to the associates they gave away their money to.
Amway = the business of giving away your money and your soul.
Wanna hear my Amway acronym dedicated to our Amway upline?
Amway = Asshole Motherfuckers Wanna Attack You!
How about a WWDB acronym dedicated to our WWDB upline?
WWDB = Worthless Whorebag Doublecrossing Bastards!
Ambot mentioned the name of one of those fucking upline idiots today so I have
to get my agression out somehow at all the money those bastards cost us! And
look! They lied! I didn’t become nicer to any of them at all!
WWDB has now changed its name to WWG ("World-Wide Group"). The reason? Simple: this website made it impossible to keep the old name after all our suggested meanings for the original acronym:
ReplyDeleteWorld-Wide Douche Bags
Waiting While Debt Balloons
Wankers With Dick Blisters
Woozy, Whacked-out, Dumb Bastards
These spread so widely among everyone in the Amway racket that WWDB had to change, out of sheer embarrassment. But we can do the same thing for WWG:
Weird, Wasted Goofballs
Worn-out, Weary Grifters
Wiggling With Greed
Whining Without Gain
Anonymous - I think the name was always WWG World Wide Group but they were known as WWDB bunch of fucking Dream Builders LOL!
DeleteSure we can come up with a bunch of names to embarrass those Amway bastards in WWG.
World Wide Geezers
World Wide Goads
World Wide Gossips
World Wide Greasy-Bastards
World Wide Gutless-Wonders
World Wide Gross-outs
World Wide Gangsters
World Wide Gimmicks
World Wide Gullible
World Wide Glum-asses
World Wide Grouches
World Wide Grumps
World Wide Glitches
World Wide Gutterballs
World Wide Gripers
World Wide Grinches
DeleteGood point about the Diamonds talking about their possessions. But at least in my old group, anyone who would speak would quickly follow things up by saying, "but it's not about the money."
ReplyDeleteThe hypocrisy by "leadership" and the fawning by followers was disgusting at various times during the two and a half years I was active.
So glad I left. And as I type this, it is Thursday...which means, I don't have to go to an Amway meeting tonight. Yes!!!
Anonymous - really? It's not about the money?? LOL! Amway - the Cult of Greed. We all know its about the money and driven by greed. That fact that Diamonds lie about that is so weird. They say even if you don't make money you'll become a nicer person. Or you'll meet quality people LOL! A bunch of lying scamming Amway losers with no morals are quality people LOL!
DeleteYou're right. The hypocrisy and two faced lying thugs are what Amway is all about.
Any night when you don't have to go to an Amway cult meeting is a good night! No brainwashing for me!
The line "It isn't about the money" is only for lowly IBOs who are going broke in the fake Amway business. It's basically a way to keep them from complaining.
ReplyDeleteFor the fat-assed big pins and Diamonds, IT'S ALL ABOUT THE MONEY. And that's the money that they are bleeding every month from their down-lines.