I’ve heard from a reader
who mortgaged their house to buy Amway products.
Why the fuck do people do things like this?
Its all part of Amway’s sell the hope not the soap campaign. We go to Amway
functions and the Diamonds stand on stage and tell their hard luck story. They
all have the same story told slightly differently. I swear these bastards got
together to figure out what fables to tell to the ambots in the audience
anxious to devour every bullshit word from their beloved cult leaders.
The Diamond’s hard luck stories usually go to the effect that both the husband
and wife were working minimum wage jobs when a dear friend came along to show
them the Amway business plan. Every one of them seems to have borrowed $20 from
their aunt to put gas in the car to get to the first Amway function. And the
rest is history. The stuff that Amway fairy tales are made of. Ambots are
ordered by their cult leaders to do whatever it takes to get to Amway
functions. They fail to say the real reason they need high attendance is
because those functions are how the Diamonds make most of their money from the
tool scam. They give shitty advice to skip a few meals or skip the mortgage
payment or take out a 2nd mortgage on your house. That way you’ll have the
money to get to Amway functions.
The brainwashing that goes into these ambots to make them do dumb things just
to make their cult leaders richer is incredible.
Mortgaging your house to buy Amway products? Just how many shitty overpriced
Amway products does one person need? I guess that depends on if they play to
single handedly - no downline or customers - get to their 1000 pin that month.
Or maybe 2500 pin or 5000. Take any of those PV pin amounts and multiply by 3
to get the approximate dollar value of what those products cost.
How did the upline brainwash the ambots to mortgage the house for no other
reason than to help their upline meet some goal that month. Probably had
something to do with an upline Diamond falling out of qualification and
everyone downline who owned a house was ordered to mortgage it and buy Amway
products. You help your upline and one day there will be someone downline who
will do the same for you.
Fuck that shit!
Can we say inventory loading?
I’ve never been brainwashed by a cult so I can’t pretend to understand what is
going through the minds of these people who do crazy dumb ass things like
mortgaging their house to buy Amway products just so they can get a little
recognition and praise from their upline.
I thought it was bad enough to drain the savings account and run up the credit
card debt just to keep the Amway cult leaders happy. Risking your house,
probably your biggest investment, the place where you have a roof over your
head and a warm dry place for your family to live and keep their stuff just
because some upline asshole needs more PV to reach their monthly goal is
stupid.
I’ve seen too many stories from former IBO’s who’ve lost their house thanks to
the Amway scam. A little maneuver the assholes in our Amway upline tried to do
with us too to take out a 2nd mortgage so we could buy lots more Amway shit.
Ambot was convinced this was the right thing to do just because some upline Amway
asshole said so. Too bad for him he’s not the only name on the deed and I ain’t
putting up the house because some fucking Amway asshole that I despise says to
do so.
Ah yes. No wonder those fucking assholes tried so hard to destroy our marriage.
Once the ambot’s money supply runs out and the wife/husband refuses to use
their credit card or sign away the house or car there’s nowhere else for those
bastards to go except to destroy the relationship.
As all good little cult leaders must do.
Call it revenge for the PV not being as high as they want.
Can you image what becomes of a house that goes into foreclosure due to the
Amway scam. The sherrif evicts the family and goes in with a crew to remove the
belongings and put them into storage. And what are they removing? Boxes and
boxes of $50 bottles of Perfect Water, boxes of XS cat piss water, boxes of
shitty Amway Nutrilite food bars, and enough bottles of Nutrilite vitamins to
clog every toilet in the Trump Tower.
And then when the evicted don’t pay the storage fees it gets auctioned off. Can
you see that one on Storage Wars? Some unlucky bidder pays a few hundred bucks
for the unknown items inside the abandoned locker and ends up with boxes and
boxes of worthless Amway shit.
Bring the dumpster over!
My story of what its like to be married to an Amway cult follower. I expose the lies that our upline told and what happens at Amway meetings and functions. I leave the explanations of why Amway is a poor business opportunity or the tool scam to other bloggers. This blog mainly exists to curse out my former upline, aka the cult leaders, and to let everyone know what kind of idiots I had to put up with. Feel free to join in or live vicariously!
Monday, May 10, 2021
Amway Destroyed My Mortgage
4 comments:
Comments are moderated but we publish just about everything. Even brainwashed ambots who show up here to accuse us of not trying hard enough and that we are lazy, quitters, negative, unchristian dreamstealers. Like we haven’t heard that Amspeak abuse from the assholes in our upline!
If your comment didn’t get published it could be one of these reasons:
1. Is it the weekend? We don’t moderate comments on weekends. Maybe not every day during the week either. Patience.
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3. Naming names? Public figures like politicians and actors and people known in Amway are probably OK – the owners, Diamonds with CDs or who speak at functions, people in Amway’s publicity department who write press releases and blogs. Its humiliating for people to admit their association with Amway so respect their privacy if they’re not out there telling everyone about the love of their life.
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I don't know what's worse, the mortgage on the house or the closets full of Amway. I wonder if the seller has to legally disclose the Amway part of the foreclosure. How embarrassing. Or scary like something out of a Stephen King novel.
ReplyDeleteLOL Anonymous. Like you have to disclose if a murder happened in a house being sold sellers should disclose if Amway has been part of this house. A crime is a crime!
DeleteThis is why house ownership should always be in the name of BOTH THE HUSBAND AND THE WIFE! If one of them goes insane, the other can prevent the loss of the house.
ReplyDeleteMortgaging one's home to buy a lot of shitty, overpriced Amway garbage is the height of stupidity.
Anonymous - greed Amway assholes aside the house should be in both names. That way one person can take responsibility for the house should the other become unable. Or became insane thanks to being brainwashed by the Amway cult.
DeleteReality? We were in the minority of homeowners in our Amway cult sect because we already owned the house. If you're a broke Amway loser you can't afford to buy a house.
Agreed. Putting your house on the line and creating further financial and emotional distress because some fucking Amway asshole orders you to do so is the height of stupidity.