Thursday, June 10, 2021

The Lunch Box (Not Roseanne’s)

A few years ago some friends gave me a designer lunch box for my birthday. Interesting choice especially since I haven’t worked an outside job for a long time and have no need to pack a lunch anywhere. I’m not sure if it was a joke or maybe they were trying to tell me something? Hmmm. Oh well, its the thought that counts. I pretty much forgot about it.

Until one day I was going out long enough over mid day and I thought I might get hungry so I decided I’d pack myself a snack and put it in a lunch box. I figured I must still have one or two lunch bags hanging around from my working days but I couldn’t find them. Then I spotted the new one my friends gave me in the cupboard where I keep flashlights and candles. Ah ha! So that’s what happened to it! I clipped off the tag still held on by a zap strap - its called Fit Fresh. Has a website too. http://www.fit-fresh.com/ Big enough to hold an ice pack, a slice of pizza left over from the night before, and a can of 7 Up. Actually had plenty of room left over for more food but that was all I was taking with me.

Off I go around 11:30am with my lunch bag packed like I’m heading off to work!

Then it got me thinking about ambots who leave comments on my blog and on other bloggers pages. In addition to being told we didn’t try hard enough and that we’re quitters and broke losers, we always seem to get accused of holding down a job, working for someone else, having an employee mentality, and similar Amway sneers directed at people who work for living and pack a lunch bag before leaving for the day.

Why do workers pack a lunch bag? The first thing that comes to my mind is that its probably cheaper than eating out. Packing leftovers from the previous night’s dinner or slapping a sandwich together, throwing in yogurt, a piece of fruit, and cookies, and eating in the staff lunchroom is more economical than going to a restaurant.

I bet most ambots don’t even pack a lunch when they go off to their job. Their mentality is they are “business owners” and therefore entitled to buy their lunch each day or at least pretend they can afford to buy their lunch everyday and keep that image up to others of being a successful business person. Yeah! Make those coworkers jealous! Lazy ass broke losers that they are!

Lets estimate $10 a day for lunch and that includes a beverage and tip for the server. $50/week or about $200/month. Egads! That’s already more than the average IBO grosses in a month. Totally ate up the business profits! Ha ha!

Another reason I can think of for people pack a lunch is to make healthy eating choices. Someone heading to McDonald’s or Wendy’s is going to get a greasy meal and likely pay over $5 for it. Both these chains have a dollar menu and you can buy a burger, small fries, and small drink for a buck a piece, maybe even dessert for another buck. Cheaper meal than a sit down restaurant but how healthy is that every day?

But you know what else those ambots are doing? They are holding on to the receipts for the restaurants they go to on the lunch breaks from their job and then write them off as business expenses on their tax return. They’ll claim they talked Amway during their lunch - maybe phoned the fucking assholes in their upline - and that its a legitimate expense.

Yeah, well good luck with that if you get audited and your boss can prove to the auditor that you were on the clock that day during the lunch hour period.

Occasionally my husband and I eat lunch out because we’ve had to take care of business in another town and were gone longer than expected and got hungry. We have legitimate business receipts to prove we were engaged in business related activities before or after lunch. The last time I can think of that we did that was about 2 months ago so its not like we’re doing anything to grab an auditor’s attention plus we have invoices to prove we were in that town conducting business if it came down to that.

Can an ambot on lunch break from their day job prove they were engaged in business related activities? I’d say probably not.

Contrary to what the upline brainwashes them into thinking, Ambots won’t be living a life of luxury in 2 to 5 years while residual income rolls in for the rest of their lives.

Save money. Eat healthier. Pack a lunch bag.

When it comes to Amway there’s no such thing as a free lunch.


4 comments:

  1. Everything in Amway is for show and display. The main concern of an Amway freak is to convince others that he is rich or on the way to being rich. That's why they lie constantly about their income.

    So quite naturally, they would never "pack a lunch." Too low-class! They'll always make a big show of dining out in a restaurant.

    But as anyone knows who has ever been prospected by these Amway freaks, when they want to meet you, it's always in a cheap diner, a coffee shop, a fast-food outlet, or some little dive where they'll describe the Amway "plan" by drawing circles on a napkin. Yeah, sure -- what a professional business presentation! You might just as well meet in a back alley, behind a dumpster.

    And what will they be wearing? A crappy, ill-fitting business suit bought from an Amway catalogue. And what will they be driving? A broken-down Amway jalopy held together with baling wire.

    Anyone with the slightest experience will know right away that these people are amateurish losers.

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    1. LOL Anonymous. Good one. Amway losers think they're too big and important and rich to pack a lunch. Fake it till you make it and go hungry cause Ambots are too broke to buy lunch.

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  2. I am from india and here we were told by uplines to not take packed food from home ,instead we could use that opportunity to go to hotel and cold contact someone .So my husband ended up eating outside most of the time we were in Amway and that's not good for health

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    1. Hi Pink pop. Thanks for stopping by with your story! Amway is bad for your health in so many ways! Your physical health. Your emotional health. Your financial health. Amway brings distress to your life in all areas.

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