I remember driving around
trying to find the hotel we were staying at during Amway WWDB Family Reunion.
We’d made a couple of wrong turns and then spotted the hotel - barely. It was a
Howard Johnson’s that was changing its name to something else - I don’t recall
what name it became. Or maybe that’s vice versa. Perhaps whatever hotel name
was becoming an HJ’s. I remember seeing a tiny sign for the hotel I was looking
for and I thought the address was right and pulled into the parking lot.
It was just after 6pm. I was stressed out because of the wrong turns and unable
to find the hotel - likely due to lack of signage because of the name change
underway. So I was frazzled as I pulled in.
And then Ambot’s fucking cell phone rings! Shit! Scared the hell out of me! I
damn near drove the car into the hotel’s swimming pool!
And who would it be? Could it be the same fucking son of a bitch who has
plagued us with about 20 calls in the past 4 hours? You guessed it! His
shithead sponsor - Captain Fuck Up!
Oh, I’m mad. I get out of the car with the email confirmation and stomp inside
to find out if I’m in the right hotel and if not can the desk clerk tell me how
to get to where I want to go. Fortunately I’d found the right hotel and he
explained about the hotel being sold and the name change confusion.
Just as I’m finished registering Ambot walks in and asks if we’ve found the
right place. Jesus I would have gone back to the car by now if it wasn’t!
As we’re driving around the hotel lot to get a parking spot near our room he
asks what my problem is. I tell him my nerves are frazzled and that fucking
phone call put me over the edge and what does that bastard want anyway. Has he
not got it through his head that we don’t have his fucking money and don’t know
where it is?
If you read a previous blog you’d know that Captain Fuck Up lost his money
and was stuck at home and didn’t make it to the World Wide Dream Builders
Family Reunion.
Hours ago I’d had enough of listening to Ambot’s side of the phone
conversation. I didn’t want to hear nothing more about that fucking lost money!
Ooooh I am still getting pissed off at that fucking idiot!
The hotel we stayed at gave me another reason to despise that arrogant
prick. They allowed dogs! A fact I did not know until we arrived and saw the
“pet friendly” sign.
Because the original plans were to have Captain Fuck Up and his long suffering
wife join us for the drive to Family Reunion that meant they would be taking up
space in the back seat, we had to put our dog in the kennel. Being high season
summertime the kennel required a deposit at time of booking (I think $50) just
in case we cancelled or no showed so they had our credit card number. So when
Captain Fuck Up announced at 9am they couldn’t leave until the afternoon it was
already too late to cancel the kennel. 4 days kennel plus 3 walks a day plus
early check in was well over $100 when we picked up our dog on Monday. And yes,
charged one day for every day or portion thereof - Friday, Saturday, Sunday,
Monday. They were closed by the time we arrived home on Sunday night. As
opposed to the dog staying free at the hotel.
Yep, just keep giving me more reasons to despise that fucking asshole!
Like we need any more proof that it is a very BAD idea to sponsor anyone into
Amway if their wife has a long history of disliking the sponsor. Dragging them
into Amway and the wife will add up every cent that fucking asshole sponsor
cost them. I don’t have it broken down piece by piece but I put in Excel that
WWDB Family Reunion tickets cost $485. Gas, hotel, food, and dog kennel total
$850.
Any IBO’s out there reading this: if your friend’s wife doesn’t like you -
don’t sponsor them into Amway! It only gets worse. Never better. She will end
up despising you even more than she did before because now you have brought
them financial and emotional distress. Leave them alone or you might find
yourself featured in her blog one day too!
And let’s just send out another big old FUCK YOU to Amway and all those
fucking Ambot losers who actually like going to these fucking Amway
brainwashing conferences.
None of this was your fault, Anna.
ReplyDeleteIt was your HUSBAND'S fault for being so goddamned obsessed with Amway, and with at shithead Captain Fuck Up! Why the hell did he join (twice!), and why did he insist that you join with him?
Anonymous - this is what cult brainwashing does to a person. Nothing is more important in their life than what the cult leader tells them is the most important thing.
DeleteAmway is a fucking creepy cult and Ambots treat outsiders in a rude, condescending, snotty, snobby manner. This is why blogs like this are so important that describe the emotional duress that happens in Amway.
Ambot/Amhole/Amthrax aka Amway is an unethical and shitty way to make money. Those bastards who are successful (1%) make their money off the 99% who are not successful. Amway has left a path of destruction for thousands worldwide.
ReplyDeleteMake money?
DeleteLose money!
Amway destroys the lives of the unfortunate souls who got scammed into their pyramid scheme.
Oh I forgot , and ScAmway
ReplyDeleteFuck ScAmway!
DeleteThe fact that WWDB has a function called "Family Reunion" is really ironic. That particular Amway subsystem has destroyed or ravaged so many real families that they ought to be banned as a plague on human relations.
ReplyDeleteBut it is also typical of any Amway racket to use the rhetoric of "the loving family" as a way to trick people. The phrase "family reunion" summons up images of good old-fashioned closeness and love. WWDB tries to connect this traditional image with their money-sucking scheme, while at the same time working to destroy actual families and forcing IBOs to accept Amway as their substitute family,
Anonymous - the same can be said for any cult out there that separates their followers from their families.
Delete"We're your real family now." Pledge of allegiance from the rest of the Amway Ambots in their clan.