Who remembers that old commercial about stamp out
litterbugs?
How about …. Stamp our Amway Ambot litterbugs!
Yeah let’s stomp on those Amway motherfuckers!
Whenever we attended an Amway meeting at a hotel meeting room or school
auditorium the IBO’s brought their own refreshments, brandishing bottles of
Perfect Water or that nasty piss drink XS and packages of food bars.
The amazing thing at the end of the meeting these slobs left their trash
wherever they’d been sitting. The auditorium would be littered with Amway
garbage. Very few attendees were conscientious enough to take their empties and
trash with them.
Flash back to the meetings the Platinum held. He often was met with objections
that people couldn’t attend the out of state major functions because they
couldn’t afford it. “Go out and collect cans,” he’d say.
After the Amway meetings held at school auditoriums or hotels at least one
person in our crossline would look for a janitor and ask for a garbage bag.
Then they’d walk around the auditorium picking up the empties and root through
the trash bins for any cans or bottles that had been tossed in there.
At least they were being environmentally friendly. No big deal to me. I recycle
too.
For some reason these bottle and can collectors really bugged Ambot. He thought
it was embarrassing that someone in his crossline was scrounging through
garbage.
I thought it was even more embarrassing that IBO’s who bullshitted others into
thinking they’re moral, responsible citizens are litterbugs.
Moving the litterbug issue inside our home Ambot was the worst litterbug around
when it came to Amway products. In his quest to hyper-consume as many Amway
products as his credit card allowed he littered the house with empty XS cans,
Perfect Water bottles, and wrappers from food bars. His mother was a slob who
didn’t teach her children how to clean up after themselves. Everyone in Ambot’s
upline failed to teach him to put his empties into the recycle bin and wrappers
into the trash. Or more than likely they convinced him that was what a wife was
for.
I was cleaning up after the biggest Amway litterbug around constantly clearing
the living room, kitchen, bedroom, and office of the Amway shit that Ambot did
not seem to have a clue what to do with once he finished consuming the product.
I gave him instructions on how to tidy up after himself and put the empties
into the recycle bin but he didn’t get it. It really pissed me off that none of
his upline gave him instructions on what to do with his trash. Maybe he’d have
listened to one of them instead of me. Or maybe he’s been conditioned by too
many years of his mother’s slovenly ways to just leave your garbage wherever it
falls. This litterbug persona was not an issue before and after being inside
the Amway cult and cleans up after himself now. Not so much an issue seeing as
how Amway shit does not pollute our home anymore.
I realize that not every Amway IBO is a litterbug but from what I’ve seen the
evidence speaks for itself. Amway garbage strewn everywhere at auditoriums and
strewn everywhere in my house.
Don't even get me started on the Amway trash that littered my car.
Anna, you want to know the reason for all that trash and littering? When you are in Amway, your mind turns into trash.
ReplyDeleteAnonymous - that could be a reason LOL! I think it's more likely the sense of entitlement that Amway losers have - that the rest of the world exists to cater to them. Including picking up their trash.
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