Some of the lines the Amway upline assholes say to pressure
people to come to Amway functions:
Once in a lifetime opportunity
Life changing event
Biggest function of the year
Puts you 6 months ahead of everyone who didn’t go
Not to be missed
Some of those statements could be applied to a Madonna concert! Or viewing the
pyramids in Egypt.
The thing is between every Amway WWDB function those are some of the lines used
by the Amway assholes to influence the cult followers to part with their money
at a fucking stupid time wasting Amway shithole event.
Those Amway bastards are so UNoriginal!
There are endless Amway cult meetings held in a month but 4 times a year are
major WWDB events where the Diamonds earn the bulk of their Amway income in the
tool scam so they book a large venue to get as many IBO’s as they can to
attend. The Amway Platinum and Emerald demons are usually the ones assigned to
put the screws to the downline to ensure they fucking better get their asses to
the function so the Diamonds can get richer.
The Amway assholes bullshit the downline into thinking its a once in a lifetime
opportunity, that is until the next Amway once in a lifetime opportunity rolls
around in 3 months.
This starts before the last function has ended. The sack of shit Platinum has
his hand out wanting the cash for the next major function. This is a common
Amway scheme. Gotta get that cash fast in case the ambot quits Amway sometime
over the next couple of months. And if you take too damned long to buy the
ticket to the next Amway brainwashing conference the upline will mock you until
you come up with the money and buy the ticket.
The lying assholes in the Amway upline will lie to the cult followers and
brainwash them into believing that they will be learning about leadership,
building a business, valuable training advice, and other bullshit Amway
propaganda.
The reality is the only thing that is different about the WWDB Amway functions
is they change the name: Dream Night, Spring Leadership, Family Function, Free
Enterprise Days FED.
There is no training, no business advice, nothing that will help people in a
business Amway or anything else. The WWDB Amway functions are a scam. The whole
point of holding them is for the Diamonds to make money not for any ambots to gain
any business knowledge. The ticket money and commission from hotels is how
those sitting at the top of the Amway pyramid make the bulk of their annual
income. Now that those Amway assholes have the IBO’s money they have to come up
with some kind of a show to keep the ambots entertained. Despite all the
bullshit promises that the Amway assholes said about what was going to happen
at this event, the same thing pretty much happens at all of them. Family
Reunion will have a few other scamming lying Amway assholes who have reached a
certain level usually Platinum sharing the stage with the Diamonds. All those
sack of shit Platinums do is thank all the fucking assholes in their upline.
Boring shit that goes on for what seems like an hour or two but I think they’re
really only assigned 5 or 10 minutes - it only seems like forever. Let’s skip
past those bastards. The main reason the brainwashed ambots show up for these
Amway functions is to swoon and worship the Diamonds the way their upline has
taught them to behave when they come to one of these events and are in the
presence of Scamway royalty. The Amway WWDB bullshit session lasts 12 hours or
so. Keep the ambots up late and fill them with bullshit so they’ll agree to
anything when they’re tired. One couple after another slinks across the stage
and they brag about their houses, their sports cars, the luxury vacations they
take, all their material possessions. Most of them thank god for bringing Amway
into their lives at a time when he was digging ditches and she was slinging
burgers at a dive and now look at them and all their riches. Then the next
Barbie and Ken Amway Assholes slink across the stage and basically say the same
thing except the jobs might be slightly different, always of the minimum wage
no experience necessary type of labor. Sometimes they’ll show a video or slide
show of their possessions. Whether or not they really own the stuff or its a
staged picture shoot is unknown. Its not like you can believe anything that
someone in Amway says anywhere because they’re the biggest fucking liars
around.
A once in a lifetime not to be missed opportunity? Yeah? Only until the next
one rolls around in 3 months.
No one needs to pay big bucks to listen to a bunch of lying Amway assholes.
Just hang around Barnes & Noble long enough and an ambot will show up to
bullshit you and invite you to a once in a lifetime opportunity.
The WWDB (now called World-Wide Group) thought up these absurd "functions" as a way not only to get cash from IBOs, but also to "fire them up" with enthusiasm for Amway.
ReplyDeleteIt's depressing and disheartening for an IBO to shell out money every month for all the crap your Amway subsystem demands that you buy. In addition, the IBO finds out pretty quickly that there really isn't a market for Amway goods with the general public. And it's all made worse by the fact that most IBOs can't recruit anyone to be in their down-line. This is especially true in North America, where Amway's reputation is so deep in the toilet that people run away when they hear the name.
So what can up-line do? The best thing is the "function," which brings together IBOs for a combination of cheering, shouting, laughing, and fantasizing. Despite being a total waste of time in any business sense, the "function" temporarily energizes the IBOs, and sends them home with their illusions reinforced.
It doesn't last very long, however, which is why WWDB needs to have a "function" every three months. You have to get those IBOs back four times a year to keep them recharged with enthusiasm for a business that is in fact failing for most of them.
When a genuine business is really making money, the persons who own the business don't have to be "energized" or "psyched up" or whipped into a frenzy like fans at a football game. Real business owners just sit back quietly and rake in their profits.
But in a phony business like Amway where 99% of the IBOs never make a dime, all that keeps the fraud going is fakery and bullshit and hype. This is why the "functions" are absolutely necessary, even if the big pins weren't getting rich off them.
Thanks Anonymous. Yes an Ambot rides a function high for a week and then realizes that nothing has changed. His friends and family (aka possible recruits or customers) still don't give a shit about Amway. So yes its discouraging to be fired up about something that everyone else says you're a dumb ass for being a fucking Amway loser.
DeleteOne way or another those loser in the Amway cult do not have what it takes to be a real business owner. Unless you're Donald Trump or pretend business owners like Amway Ambots you probably keep quiet about your businesses and don't need to badger people to get on board.