Tuesday, November 29, 2022

Amway Is A Total Fucking Lie

This post is thanks to one of our contributors,

The idea that you should spend $1000 per month on a "business" that doesn't return a profit to you is utterly insane.

Sure, it's true that in starting a business there is an initial outlay of money, and losses will be sustained for some time in the beginning. That's normal.

But losing $1000 a month for years and years? Buying crappy Amway products that you can't sell to anyone? Going to meaningless functions and night owls on a regular basis? Listening to stupid tapes and CDs endlessly? You call this a serious business?

Amway isn't a business. It's one big fantasy festival.

Also, the claim that if you follow your up-line's directions exactly you are bound to succeed, is A TOTAL FUCKING LIE. Thousands of IBOs have done everything in Amway according to "the Plan," and they still never saw a profit! In fact it is 99% who fail, according to Amway's own figures.

Does Amway claim that 99% of persons joining the scheme are too stupid to follow directions? Did all of those people make irreparable mistakes? Is every failed IBO lazy or unmotivated or disobedient?

The figures are damning. If 99% of people involved in a "business" fail at it, then something is very wrong with that "business."

Let's see if some stupid Amway freak shows up to try and argue the question.

 

2 comments:

  1. Amway, like all MLMs, appeals to people's sense of fantasy, and not to their hard business sense. If people actually considered how insanely implausible the entire Amway idea is, of getting rich by spending $300 a month to get a ten-buck refund check, and eating one energy bar and one energy drink a day, they would NEVER dream of signing up in such a dumb racket.

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    1. Anonymous - Amway and all MLM scams are fantasies and dreaming what it's like to be rich once the bazillions of dollars in residual income rolls in every month. It's like fantasizing winning the Powerball and what to do with $80 million or $300 million. The difference is Ambots believe their fairy tale whereas most people buying lottery tickets don't have that same bravado that they bought the winning ticket.

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Comments are moderated but we publish just about everything. Even brainwashed ambots who show up here to accuse us of not trying hard enough and that we are lazy, quitters, negative, unchristian dreamstealers. Like we haven’t heard that Amspeak abuse from the assholes in our upline!

If your comment didn’t get published it could be one of these reasons:
1. Is it the weekend? We don’t moderate comments on weekends. Maybe not every day during the week either. Patience.
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3. Naming names? Public figures like politicians and actors and people known in Amway are probably OK – the owners, Diamonds with CDs or who speak at functions, people in Amway’s publicity department who write press releases and blogs. Its humiliating for people to admit their association with Amway so respect their privacy if they’re not out there telling everyone about the love of their life.
4. Gossip that serves no purpose. There are other places to dish about what Diamonds are having affairs or guessing why they’re getting divorced. If you absolutely must share that here – don’t name names. I get too many nosy ambots searching for this. Lets not help them find this shit.
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