An ambot who must be on the verge of quitting
posed the question “if you don’t attend Amway meetings what happens” into the
good old Google search engine.
Well first of all and most importantly you will feel a tremendous amount of
relief that you have escaped from an Amway cult meeting! No brainwashing
tonight!
The next thing that happens is that you’ll be up shit creek with your Amway
upline. Remember how when you were a kid and your mother used to bitch at you
everytime you brought a frog or snake into the house? Well your mama ain’t got
nothing on those Amway assholes who will bitch and bitch and bitch because you
didn’t show up for a meeting!
When we started attending Amway meetings our sack of shit Platinum used a
whiteboard to show the top 5 most important things in his life and this is the
order we should follow in our lives.
1. God
2. Spouse
3. Family
4. Job
5. Amway
I’ve gone over this before. If I ain’t number one on my spouse’s list there
will be hell to pay later!
The real Amway list of order of importance goes like this:
1. Amway
2. Amway
3. Amway
4. Amway
5. Amway
When you’re a brainwashed Amway ambot there ain’t NOTHING in your life that
comes ahead of Amway. NOTHING!
If you skip a meeting because your spouse or family has something else planned
or you got called in to work, the fucking assholes in your Amway upline will
phone and text and bitch and bitch and bitch at you for missing a “very
important” Amway meeting. And they ain’t done giving you shit just for the one
meeting. The sack of shit Platinum will mock and ridicule you to the group of
people who did show up for the Amway meeting and the next time you show up the
sack of shit Platinum will mock you and embarrass you in front of the other
ambots for your disobedience because you have a life and had something better
to do than go to a fucking Amway cult meeting.
So that answers the question of the hell you’ll go through by the Amway upline
assholes if you miss an Amway meeting.
And really why even do an Internet search to find the answer to that question
because you pretty much know the answer because you’ve been to other Amway
meetings when an ambot didn’t show up and listened to the sack of shit Platinum
rant about it for an hour. You know what’s going to happen when those Amway
assholes gossip about the missing ambot. You’ve heard it before and been part
of the ambot group mentality who laughed at the expense of the dumb ass ambot
who dared not to show up for an Amway cult meeting.
The bigger picture is once you miss an Amway meeting then its easier to miss
another Amway meeting and then another and another and then skip the next Amway
function. That’s what the upline Amway assholes are afraid of. Missing ambot =
missing money going into their pockets. Once an ambot stops going to Amway
meetings and listening to the fucked up Amway assholes on CDs and functions
they begin to deprogram themselves and stop buying shitty overpriced useless
Amway products. With a clearer head they realize they’re not making money in
Amway and start looking around on the Internet and realize that 99% of IBO’s
lose money. That suggests that “success is not right around the corner”
as the Amway upline assholes pretend it is.
Yup. Good bye! See ya!
But hey what happens if you still want to hang out with the assholes in your
Amway upline? Maybe you actually like the destructive bastards. You can still
be friends right?
Nope. Amway assholes are only friends with people who pay them to be friends by
buying Amway products and motivational tools. These greedy bastards are not
friends with anyone who is not giving them money.
So what happens if you don’t attend an Amway meeting?
Once you get past the shit kicking the Amway upline assholes give you and that
abuse is going to make most people not want to go to any more Amway meetings
then a peaceful calm descends over your life once again. You start to get your
financial situation under control. Emotionally you start to get your life back
on track and repair relationships you destroyed while in the Amway cult.
The best part is you no longer have to put up with fucking Amway assholes!
It is so liberating to say to your Amway upline: FUCK YOU!
Or in the case of this blog: fuck all of you fucking Amway assholes out there!
The reason why an absentee is derided and ridiculed by the Platinum for not being at a meeting is this: it's a way to terrorize those in the audience not to miss any meetings themselves. They will be frightened at the thought that they too will be ridiculed if they don't show up for a future gathering.
ReplyDeleteAlso, when an IBO misses a meeting it sets off alarm bells in the mind of his up-line. They are scared (and angered) by the idea that the IBO might actually have other things in his life that he considers more valuable than Amway. This deeply offends them -- just like some priests and ministers are offended when someone in their congregation doesn't attend services.
If a business is actually real, "meetings" don't matter very much. The products or services of the business and the public demand for them are what's crucial. But in a fake business like Amway, having a bunch of losers sitting in your garage or living room is necessary because that is the REAL source of funds. Not the general public.
That's right Anonymous. It's all part of the upline abuse. All ambots who have heard their sack of shit Platinum go on a rant about missing ambots know that they'll be the subject of the same rage if they miss a cult meeting.
DeleteWhen I was younger and worked for various companies I thought I'd been to a lot of unproductive meetings that were a waste of time.
And then I went to Amway meetings and it put unproductive, waste of time meetings to a whole other level.
Those weekly Amway meetings are nothing but hype and bullshit. They teach you nothing about actual selling, and are only designed to give you a "rah-rah-let's-go" energy boost.
ReplyDeleteAnd how many times do you need to pay some fat-assed Platinum to draw chalk circles and show you the Plan again?
Anonymous - those fucking assholes in the Amway upline wanted us to dress up in our finest and go to a dumb ass Amway cult meeting even though we were dead tired from a day at our real business. To hear the Platinum spout off the same old bullshit and draw the same circles and say everything we already heard at the last Amway meeting and the one before that and the one before that and all the other ones too. The only new material would be the current rant.
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