23-Year-Old Has Amway Success Story. Or Not.

Today’s blog post has two different point of views from 23-year-old Amway cult followers. One of them is living the Amway dream of lie, deny, distract and defend. See if you can figure out which one.

A comment from one of our readers:

I was 23, debt free, and got involved with WWG. My upline convinced me to "do what it took" to get to a function in Portland. 1 year later... $10K in debt, but had been to all the functions, had all the propaganda. Glad my wife had the brains to go "Fuck this shit, we're out".

We make "ruby" income in the work world, have a good work/life balance, and won't go near an MLM with a 10 foot pole.

All of the upline here... most of their businesses fell apart.

And here’s what Amway loser - Tori - the same age has to say:

Poor unfortunate souls. I wish that people like you would open their eyes. I was free at 23 thanks to WORLD WIDE DREAM BUILDERS. But enjoy working until you're 50! I'll be on the beach in Naples next week

Anna Banana responds (and there’d been a recent hurricane devastation at that time):

Tori - that sounds exactly like something a greedy ass Amway bastard would do. Go to a part of the state that wasn't hit by the hurricane and lie on the beach instead of going to more devastated areas and help with the clean up.

And if World Wide Destructive Bastards really had a recent retired fucking asshole only 23 Amway's media machine would be blowing it out their asses. So go flog your lies and bullshit somewhere else. Fucking Amway loser!

And here’s a response from Anonymous (and yes the 23 year old Ambot originally posted with the name Tori Williams, whether or not it’s their real name, well only Amway losers give a shit):

Hey, Tori Williams --

You're 23, and you're already a millionaire as a result of being in World-Wide Douche Bags?

You're a lying sack of shit.

As a lowly Amway IBO in the WWDB subsystem, you're just a commissioned salesperson who nets about $10 per month. The only beach you can afford is Tar Beach, on the roof of your tenement flat.

You think you can come here with a bullshit story like that, and we'll believe you? Smarten the fuck up, asshole. Everyone here knows a lot more about the Amway racket than you'll ever know, and nobody can make an absurd statement that they are rich from an MLM scheme at the age of 23. It's pure fantasy and wishful thinking on your part.

So grow up, become a little more mature, and stop dreaming.

Anna Banana gets the final word: 

Hi Anonymous - the thing this dumb fuck Tori doesn't get is this blog sees an overabundance of lying scamming Amway assholes between 19 and 25 who all claim to have made it big in Amway and just retired. If that was true WWDB, Amway, Amagram would all be doing major shout outs to prove young guys have just retired thanks to their pyramid scheme. But we're seeing silence from the places who are the news source for when these things happen. LOL or don't happen is more the case.

I'm not sure why these fucking Amway assholes want to give their employer an even worse reputation by spreading their lies on the Internet.

But these fuckers all think they're original when they show up here saying they're 19, 21, 23 and are now making bazillions of dollars in residual income from Amway rolling in every month and now they're retired and can sit back and do nothing for the rest of their lives. Original NOT. Too many Amway fucktards ahead of them already showed up here with the same bullshit story.