Seeing as how Amway WWDB Family Reunion 2024 is coming up in
July now’s a good time to revisit how we all used to listen to the Amway cult
leader promise that the upcoming Amway function was going to be a life changing
event. Just by going we’d be 6 months ahead of the IBO’s who didn’t go losers that
they are!!! And here everyone in the room would do the old ambot chuckle
to insult those dumb fucks not going to the next Amway function.
HUA HUA HUA!!!
Head up ass head up ass head up ass
Some of the lines the Amway upline assholes say to pressure people to come to
Amway functions:
Once in a lifetime opportunity
Life changing event
Biggest function of the year
Not to be missed
Some of those statements could be applied to a Madonna concert! Or viewing the
pyramids in Egypt. Get it? Pyramids? Amway. Insert Amway ambot chuckle. HUA HUA
HUA!!!!
The thing is between every Amway WWDB function those are some of the lines used
by the Amway assholes to influence the cult followers to part with their money
at a fucking stupid time wasting Amway shithole event.
Those Amway bastards are so UNoriginal!
There are endless Amway cult meetings held in a month but 4 times a year are
major WWDB events Spring Leadership, Family Reunion, Dream Night and Free
Enterprise Days FED where the Diamonds earn the bulk of their Amway income in
the tool scam so they book a large venue to get as many IBO’s as they can to
attend. The Amway Platinum and Emerald demons are usually the ones assigned to
put the screws to the downline to ensure they fucking better get their asses to
the function so the Diamonds can get richer.
The upline Amway assholes bullshit the downline into thinking its a rare once
in a lifetime opportunity, that is until the next Amway once in a lifetime
opportunity rolls around in 3 months.
This starts before the last function has ended. The sack of shit Platinum has
his hand out wanting the cash for the next major function. This is a common
Amway scheme. Gotta get that cash fast in case the ambot quits Amway sometime
over the next couple of months. And if you take too damned long to buy the
ticket to the next Amway brainwashing conference the upline will mock you and
humiliate you in front of the other ambots at Amway cult meetings until you
come up with the money and buy the ticket.
The lying assholes in the Amway upline brainwash the cult followers into
believing that they will be learning about leadership, building a business,
valuable training advice, and other bullshit Amway propaganda.
The only thing that is different about the World Wide Dream Builder Amway
functions is they change the name every 3 months: Dream Night, Spring
Leadership, Family Function, Free Enterprise Days FED.
There is no training, no business advice, nothing that will help people in a
business Amway or anything else. The World Wide Dream Builders Amway functions
are a scam. The whole point of holding them is for the Diamonds to make money -
not for any ambots to gain any business knowledge. The ticket money and
commission from hotels is how those sitting at the top of the Amway pyramid
make the bulk of their annual income. Now that those Amway assholes have the
IBO’s money they have to come up with some kind of a show to keep the ambots
entertained. Despite all the bullshit promises that the Amway assholes
said about what was going to happen at this event, the same thing pretty much
happens at all of them. The main reason the brainwashed ambots show up for
these Amway functions is to swoon and worship the Diamonds the way their upline
has taught them to behave when they come to one of these events and are in the
presence of Scamway royalty. The Amway WWDB bullshit session lasts 12 hours or
so. Keep the ambots up late and fill them with bullshit so they’ll agree to
anything when they’re tired. One couple after another slinks across the stage
and they brag about their houses, their sports cars, the luxury vacations they
take, all their material possessions. Most of them thank god for bringing Amway
into their lives at a time when he was digging ditches and she was slinging
burgers at a dive and now look at them and all their riches. Then the next
Barbie and Ken Amway Assholes slink across the stage and basically say the same
thing except the jobs might be slightly different, always of the minimum wage
no experience necessary type of labor. Sometimes they’ll show a video or slide
show of their possessions. Whether or not they really own the stuff or its a
staged picture shoot is unknown. Its not like you can believe anything that
someone in Amway says anywhere because they’re the biggest fucking liars
around.
A once in a lifetime not to be missed opportunity? Yeah? Only until the next
one rolls around in 3 months.
No one needs to pay big bucks to listen to a bunch of lying fucking Amway
assholes. Just hang around Barnes & Noble long enough and an ambot will
show up to bullshit you and invite you to a once in a lifetime opportunity
All the various Amway functions are touted as "not to be missed," and "something that will give you just the right information you need."
ReplyDeleteHowever, that is a total fucking LIE.
The functions are nothing but pep-talks and fantasy-festivals where people do a lot of shouting and cheering. You will be given NO INFORMATION AT ALL about how to build up your Amway business, whether by retail sales or by recruitment of others.
If there is some special information that you need, or if there is something that can't be missed, why the bloody hell don't they just GIVE YOU THE DAMNED INFORMATION ONCE AND FOR ALL? Why do you have to go to four stupid and expensive functions every year, for your entire Amway career?
The functions are where you really get to see what a fraud Amway is.
Anonymous - if the Amway cult leaders actually knew that golden nugget of advice where Ambots can actually sell shitty overpriced Amway products and make a profit you'd think they'd be sharing it at every cult meeting. Not dangling it over the heads of the Ambots that they better show up so they don't miss that secret knowledge to riches. There was never actual business advice given at ScAmway meetings. Nothing was shared with the Ambots that they could expect to increase their profits by attending a function. They only ones increasing their profits were the Diamonds running the shit show. They make money off ticket sales. If you're not a Diamond and getting a cut of the proceeds of the Amway tool scam then attending functions isn't going to make a difference. Except make you even more broke than you already are.
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