Who wants a good laugh? A searcher found their way to
Married to An Ambot by Googling “Why did Amway send me a box of shit”.
Yeah I needed a good laugh right about then when I was reviewing how readers
are finding their way here.
I don’t know if that’s a wife of an ambot or just some poor customer who got
suckered into buying overpriced shitty Amway products from an IBO.
I totally sympathize with this person. I dreaded getting boxes from Amway
knowing they’d be full of overpriced shitty products that we didn’t need and
would probably never use. Everytime a box from Amway showed up I knew that
Ambot had run up the charges on the credit card again. Every time a box of
Amway shit showed up I knew that some asshole in his upline had bitched at him
to buy more products. Get that PV BV up there. Some asshole further up in the
Amway upline has a goal to meet and they don’t give a flying fuck that its
causing financial difficulties for the cult followers. Just go buy more Amway
shit!!! Never question upline!!!!
Yeah this seems like another good time to send out another big old FUCK YOU to
those greedy assholes in our Amway upline.
So what shit does Amway send in a box? Does anyone see this as a good time to
get in some key words?? Nutrilite vitamins come inside a box of Amway shit. So
do XS energy drinks. They got to be sold with those twist tube shits. Amway
food bars come inside a box of Amway shit. What about Perfect Water in a box
full of Amway shit. Let’s not forget SA8 laundry soap and dish drops and other
Amway cleaning products that also lurk inside Amway boxes of shit.
Its all about sell the hope not the soap.
Its all about send the Amway shit in a box.
Don’t you just hate it when the mail arrives and you find horror of horrors
that Amway has sent you a box of shit? And Amway didn’t send that box of shit
out of the goodness of their hearts. They sent it because someone plunked down
a credit card and payed too much money for a box of Amway shit. Similar
products to that Amway shit can be purchased at grocery stores or drug stores
for much lower prices. And the good thing is the products purchased at normal
stores are probably not shit. At least not overpriced shitty products like
those Amway sends in their box of shit.
In answer to that question “why did Amway send me a box of shit” a better
question might be “how do you get Amway not to send you a box of shit?”
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