Just
when I thought I’d seen the last of the Amway shit get out of our house I had a
nasty surprise when I was cleaning out a kitchen shelf of items I don’t use too
much. Downsizing and wiping down that cupboard doing my spring cleaning.
I move a couple of tins and there they were staring me in the face. Nasty Amway
Nutrilite twist tubes. You know the snake oil that you’re supposed to add to
Perfect Water and whatevers ailing you will be cured.
I think there’s 3 or 4 flavors and we tried them all. They have a sour kickback
taste to them. I don’t mind sour things like pass me the sour patch kids dude.
The Amway snake oil twist tubes started off with this sour puss taste that
didn’t bother me too much but the more I drank the worse it got, nasty sour
like you want to puke. I usually was never able to finish off a Perfect Water
spiked with the Amway snake oil. And those twist tubes never did piss all for
me but what else do you expect when you buy snake oil with all the promised
medical ailments being cured.
I carefully pluck out the snake oil tubes, must have been around ten of them
and after all these years of being inside a dark cupboard they looked like
they’d been filled by some guy with diarrhea who was holding them up to his ass
to fill them. So at least that vision gave me a good laugh. Ambot comes in to
see what’s so funny going on in the kitchen and I hold them up and say I found
some Amway diarrhea twist tubes. I found it way more funny than he did that
their color matched what you’d see after someone’s eaten a box of prunes.
Yup they made a quick one way trip to the garbage can. A good fate for any
shitty Amway product.
Should have tried to return them to the sack of shit Platinum for a refund.
LOL! The motherfucker is a broke Amway loser and can’t afford to refund money.
Two things that Amway tells you if I am correct
ReplyDelete1. You can retire rich having worked very hard
2. You can work so hard that you "break" from your upline
How can both be true? Say after years of effort someone becomes a diamond or whatever rank. If they choose now to retire, surely their downline is now working harder than they are. Does that not mean that the downline "breaks" and the former diamond has lost his/her income stream? So the system should make it clear how you can "retire" and exactly what that means.
All the mystery and complexity on the earning model and the idea of bringing new people into the system but you cannot hide the fact that you have $X of difference between cost price and selling price and you are building some system to divide that $X across a pyramid of people. At no point do you know where in the hierarchy you stand and how many people there are in other branches of the structure. You cannot even know whether you are being compensated correctly according to the rules.
One other point that always bothers me, why are there any people employed by Amway itself? Surely if there are any people on the planet who understand the miracles of the system it would be the people employed by the company who can see the benefits daily. Why would they not leave the employment and sign up to be IBOs themselves? Why are they not convinced of the beauty of the system?
Hi Aussie Hillbilly. Thanks for stopping by!
DeleteIn Amway - Diamonds are NOT forever. And they can not retire. If Diamonds are not out riding the asses of the Ambots in their downline to keep buying Amway shit and buying books and Communikate and other stuff in the Amway tool scam - then their income dries up.
The mythical "retire" in Amway is just another fairy tale. If it was true then the Diamonds would not be speaking at Amway brainwashing functions because they're retired right? Nope. Amway Diamonds make the bulk of their income at speaking at Amway cult meetings and selling the shit in the Amway tool scam.
And yeah we had that bullshit that we could pass the assholes in our Amway upline and make more money than them if we had a whole army of Ambot warriors in our downline.
We've had Amway employees current and no longer working for them leave comments on this blog over the years. Most of them complained about the working conditions and the low pay and getting stiffed on benefits. But what else do you expect when you work for a company who scams people.
The entire Amway system of compensation and lines of authority are hopelessly confused. If you become a Diamond and break away from your up-line, your up-line will find all sorts of ways in which to hang onto the profit he is making from you. You yourself will be constantly trying to maintain your down-line structure, since there is a huge turnover among IBOs, who must be replaced quickly.
ReplyDeleteAll of this overly complicated chickenshit is due to the desperate Amway need to cover up a simple business fact -- nobody in the racket makes money from sales to the general public, but they instead make money by living off the labors of their down-lines.