Tuesday, August 13, 2024

Strike It Rich In Amway? Unlikely

Have you ever had an Amway Ambot ask you if you’ve ever wanted to be your own boss and be rich? That’s a common line used in Amway the Cult of Greed when prospecting new cult members.

Unless your last name is Van Andel or DeVos you don’t own an Amway business. And you will never be your own boss as long as you’re working for these shysters as a low paid commissioned sales rep.

What about being rich? Again unless your last name is Van Andel or Devos you’re unlikely to strike it rich in Amway unless you’re a Diamond who’s started his own cult sect and sells tickets to suckers who want to listen to him spout off a bunch of canned Amspeak bullshit.

Can you get rich from Amway? To see the Scamway “business plan” on paper or drawn on a chalkboard and all these circles and you find 6 people and they each find 6 people and so on and so forth and then you’ll all be rich it looks good. The reality of actually executing it is pretty much impossible. 

You got a better chance at winning the lottery than getting rich in Amway.

But what does rich mean? Well it means different things to different people. Just like the word success. People define it differently.

As for rich, well let’s start with fucking Amway losers and their definition of rich. Or more precisely their definition of broke. Those fucking Ambots show up here sneering at me for being broke. An Amway Ambot’s definition of broke is someone who owns their own house, a real business (NOT a pretend Amway “business”), has nice cars, income of around the same amount that Amway’s brochures say a Diamond earns, has savings and a net worth in the mid 6 figures. That’s the Amway Ambot definition of broke. 

However there are many people out there who could say that the Amway Ambot definition of broke actually sounds pretty decent to them and compared to their current circumstances might be considered rich to some people.

Amway Ambots apparently have very high standards of what they consider rich. Or broke.

For some people they might define rich as running their own business, able to pay all their bills and not having to work a day job to get by.

That above definition will never apply to an Amway Ambot as long as they’re playing pretend Amway “business owner”. Shelling out hundreds of dollars a month to make $10 commission will not allow them to pay their bills and they’ll have to work a day job to afford their expensive Amway habit and struggle to pay down the credit card they’re using to buy shitty overpriced Amway products.

For some people striking it rich might mean the freedom to set their own hours and not answer to a boss ever again.

The above definition is something that Amway Ambots aspire to be but won’t happen as long as they’re playing  pretend business owner and answering to an Amway cult leader.

On another level some people say their idea of rich is working a part time job or running a business part time so they can spend more time on their hobbies and family and friends.

What is more valuable to us than time. That’s how some people define rich. Time. You can’t make more of it.

Other people say being rich is earning enough money to take nice vacations or savings for their retirement.

Some people say their idea of rich would be making 100k either from their job or running their own business. Others say that 100k is too much for their idea of rich, they don’t need that much to live a nice life.

Anyway you get my drift. Everyone has different ideas on what they consider rich. An Amway Ambot has fucked up ideas on what they consider rich and broke. But their idea is actually the idea of some fucking asshole in their Amway upline. Brainwashed Ambots aren’t allowed to have original thoughts.

Yup let’s just send out another big old fuck you to every fucking Amway asshole out there.

 

2 comments:

  1. The Amway definition of being "broke" is anyone who is not signed up in Amway. According to this definition, Bill Gates and Elon Musk would have to be called "broke."

    Again, what has to be kept in mind is the fact that the entire culture of Amway is and has always been rooted in small-town schmucks and losers. What does every Diamond couple say at the functions? It's this: "We were living out of garbage cans, or working as soda jerks, or stuck in dead-end jobs like gas station attendants or grocery-store clerks... and then we got into Amway and became RICH!"

    Same old story at every function, from every Diamond couple. We were nobodies, but now we are SOMEBODIES!

    It's total bullshit, but it does show something: Amway is focused on small-town LOSERS and FAILURES. Those are the types of IBOs that the company wants. These people are easier to fool and to bamboozle. They are desperate, so they'll fall for Amway's "rags-to-riches" myth. And they are not too smart, so they won't see through the financial absurdities of "The Plan."

    By the way, your Amway up-like doesn't like it if you are happy with just making a small amount of extra money, or if you say that you are not interested having a jet-set lifestyle. They'll berate you for "not having a big enough dream." They'll laugh at you, and call you "unmotivated."

    What lies behind this is the fierce desperation of your up-line to keep you "fired up" with energy and hopes, so that you will stay in the business for at least a couple of years, and become a steady source of income for him.

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    1. These are great insights Anonymous. Brainwashed Ambots think the rest of the world who are outside the Amway cult are broke. The reality is many people in the world are not broke. Whether they lead ordinary lives or are mega rich. And the other reality is Amway is full of broke losers.

      As you pointed out every Amway Diamond couple that preaches the gospel of the Great Amway God all have the same story working minimum wage dead end jobs until they got rich in Amway. Inside their minds they are famous but only to other followers inside the Amway cult. These rags to riches stories appeal to everyone who is working low wage jobs.

      The rest of the world goes who the fuck are these people? Never heard of them. Which Ambots find highly insulting when people who aren't brainwashed Amway losers don't know the names of Amway cult leaders. And get laughed at.

      Yup easy to bamboozle these suckers who don't have the brains and money and ambition to work their way up in the world. That they can have bazillions of dollars in residual income rolling in every month from Amway after 2 to 5 years.

      And as you pointed out the Amway cult leaders only have to keep these Ambot suckers brainwashed for a couple of years and let them fall into debt and financial ruin chasing after the Amway riches. And then the cult leaders have find more suckers to replace the last batch of Ambots who maxed out their credit cards and quit.

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