With Amway losers getting all excited about the upcoming Amway WWDB Free Enterprise Days - FED - one of our readers came up with some better FED abbreviations.
WWDB can break Amway's rules
because it is a separate legal entity that merely uses Amway as a supplier of
products. They can claim that FED or any of the other stupid functions aren't
the concern of Amway at all, and therefore WWDB can refuse to work with those
who don't attend.
The jerks in Ada, Michigan don't really give a shit. As long as WWDB is
funneling cash upwards to them, they are totally unconcerned.
If the WWDB scammers are going to use the abbreviation "FED," we
should come up with some alternate meanings for it:
Fake Enthusiasm Day
Fraudulent Enterprise Day
Fucked-up Embarrassment Day
Feelgood Emotion Day
Flatulent Enema Day
Failed Erection Day
Freaked-out Energy Day
Fart Emission Day
Feeble Exhaustion Day
Flim-flam Exhibition Day
The notion that these Amway assholes are interested in "free
enterprise" is a joke. No freedom is allowed in Amway. Your up-line are
fanatical control freaks.
How about "Fucking Excrement Day"? Since Amway is just a load of shit, maybe that would be a good name.
ReplyDeleteLOL Anonymous! That's is a good name! Amway FED = Fucking Excrement Day!
DeleteI appreciate of course that some of your posts are re-posts. Just wondering if possible whether you could indicate whether a post is new or recycled. It helps to put the post into context as to whether it is still a current issue or something historical.
ReplyDeleteI raise this because it would be interesting to find out how Amway has changed over time. Particularly after the Covid lockdown years. Do they still insist on physical meetings with potential victims (oops I mean prospective IBOs)? Do they insist on the formal dress at these meetings? If so does this insistence on things that are now out of date cause them to get even a worse pick up rate than they used to? I used to wear a suit and tie four times a week and to lose the tie on casual Fridays. These days I don't think many people wear ties at all and people even wear jeans to work. Of course many work from home twice or thrice a week and would probably be wearing t-shirts and track pants. It would be interesting to know whether Amway is forced to make concessions to its rules in order to bring the cash in. As everyone knows without getting new people in, it all fails so I suspect that Amway is wily enough to adapt over time but I don't know enough to answer that question myself.
Hi Aussie Hillbilly. It's like this. We ran out of material within the first 2 to 3 years of writing this blog, which has been around since 2010. So posts are recycled. It would be rare for a new, original post to come up. The last one that comes to mind was at the start of the pandemic. We had to get word out their real fast that no matter what a lying scumbag Ambot tells you - Amway does not sell any products that prevent or cure Covid. One of our viewers provided a link to a TV news crew who went undercover and caught an Ambot lying about Amway's air filter system? Water system? I don't recall which. I think air because the liar claimed this $2,000 system would purify germs that cause Covid. When they showed their cameras he did the usual Amway Ambot thing - lie, deny, distract, defend and then disappear. And the news cameras followed him outside to the parking lot. Any new posts are probably comments or a story that a reader provided and we gave it its own post just in case others missed it in the comments. So in other words just assume all posts are recycled and usually many times over the past 10 years. In December we run all the same Christmas posts every year. But... we have a talented reader who provides Amway Christmas carols LOL! So usually a new one hits the next year's rotation.
DeleteAnd yes according to people who've been prospected by Amway losers or have an Ambot in the family they have to wear formal business attire at Amway cult meetings. The same Amspeak bullshit we heard years ago is still being used.
But the pandemic taught the Amway cult leaders that they could hold video conferences and sell tickets for the same amount of money that they charge in an arena or hotel ballroom or high school auditorium. The thing is it's harder to brainwash the downline if it's not done in person so its probably a combination of both.