Say
you’re dealing with Amway Ambots and you have a quota of 10 fucks to give a
day. Not enough! You need to up your quota.
“If you don’t sign up to Amway you’re doomed to be dead or broke by age 65.”
I don’t give a fuck.
“How would you like to make an extra $2000 a week working part-time in your
spare time 10 to 15 hours a week.”
I don’t give a fuck.
“If you eat one Amway food bar a day and drink one Amway drink a day and teach
2 others to do the same thing, you’ll have bazillions of dollars rolling in from
Amway every month for the rest of your life.”
I don’t give a fuck.
“I’m looking for 5 sharp guys.”
I don’t give a fuck.
“Business is going great!”
I don’t give a fuck.
“I work with a team of multi-millionaires developing business partnerships.”
I don’t give a fuck.
“I know a really sharp businessman who has some really great ideas. I can’t
promise anything but how would you like to meet him for coffee?”
I don’t give a fuck.
“Your job is a pyramid scheme.”
I don’t give a fuck.
“Are you open to looking at other ways of making money?”
I don’t give a fuck.
“How would you like to come to a business meeting where they’ll be plenty of
hugging and compliments?”
I don’t give a fuck.
“Are you tired of working and making your boss rich?”
I don’t give a fuck.
“I’ve been spending time with some really sharp businessmen. One of them is
giving a speech tomorrow night. Would you like to come and hear about the
awesome business he’s involved in.”
I don’t give a fuck.
“I need your opinion on a business I’m looking at and need you to come to a
business meeting.”
I don’t give a fuck.
“Our SA8 laundry soap has many uses. Just ask the Amway Masturbator who jerks off
into it all the time.”
I don’t give a fuck.
“If you don’t sign up to Amway you’re a broke loser.”
I don’t give a fuck.
“Don’t you want to be free and not punch a time clock?”
I don’t give a fuck. But I’d like to punch you asshole!
“Do you want to create a secondary source of residual income through a proven
mentorship program?”
I don’t give a fuck.
“No, we’re not Amway. We’re World Wide Dream Builders.”
I don’t give a fuck.
“We do sell Amway products but that’s only about 20% of what we sell.
Everything else comes from Fortune 500 companies.”
I don’t give a fuck.
“What
do you think about XS Energy drinks?”
I don’t give a fuck.
“How did you like that Nutrilite Double X?
I don’t give a fuck.
“What did you think of that Amway Diamond giving us very important business
information?”
I don’t give a fuck.
“I only work with serious business builders.”
I don’t give a fuck.
“You’re a negative unchristian dreamstealing wife.”
I don’t give a fuck.
“What do you think of everyone who’s in the Amway cult?”
I don’t give a fuck.
“Tell us what you think about everything Amway.”
I don’t give a fuck.
Fuck Amway.
Anna, these are great! Those brainless statements from Amway freaks have become so common now that they are cliches.
ReplyDeleteInstead of replying "I don't give a fuck," and even sharper answer would be "Get out of my face, you stupid jackass, and go fuck yourself with an Amway energy bar."
LOL Anonymous. I love it. Telling a jackass Ambot to go fuck themself with an Amway energy bar. LOL!
DeleteI was once in Amway. I was 21 but was in it for about 15 months. The reasons for me getting out of it were to do with the UK's Department of Trade and Industry investigating it after David Brear pushed for action to be taken. Amway in the UK was effectively neutered but never really went away, but this was enough for me to get out, and I did.
ReplyDeleteYou can read my account of everything that happened, and you can listen to me talk about it on the Life After MLM podcast. It's a pretty extraordinary story because some people end up trapped in these cults for decades, and if Amway had not had pressure put on it by the UK government, I might not have escaped. Weird how cults work.
Hi Darren. Thank you for providing that link. For anyone else I just did a Google search and I saw the podcast listed on Apple and Spotify and I'm sure it's on other formats too. The Amway cult is very secretive so I'm positive there are Amway cult meetings going on in the UK that the Ambots keep real quiet about. Every country out there should be doing the same thing and ban Amway because of how it hurts their citizens. I mean cities ban check cashing places because they mainly prey on the disadvantaged and scam them with high interest rates. Amway scams the citizens who are least likely to afford taking big financial hits too. Get with the program!
DeleteI only wish the Brits has taken even stronger steps against Amway, and put it out of business totally.
DeleteAnonymous - that would be perfect to. But look what the Brits did. They made this criminal organization go into hiding to keep operating.
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