Wednesday, September 11, 2024

Who Wants To Haul Ass to Amway WWDB Free Enterprise Days FED 2024?

Who remembers wasting money to go to an Amway cult meeting called Free Enterprise Days? Or because Amway Ambots are too fucking lazy to say it, call it FED. I really don’t remember much about the event itself. The journey and events leading up to FED (yeah! I can be just as lazy as any fucking Amway asshole out there!!!!) was more memorable. The upline were riding our asses to go to FED. The huge event of the year. Yeah, weren’t they all! I could have sworn those Amway fuckers said the same thing about Dream Night, Spring Leadership and Family Reunion. It didn’t take much to convince Ambot because the brainwashing was well ingrained.

All “serious business builders” must attend WWDB Free Enterprise Days. This is how the upline knows if you’re a serious business builder or not. If you don’t attend they won’t work with you. We could have stayed at home, saved our money, and those bastards would not have worked with us. Hmm, I’m pretty sure that’s a violation of Amway policy. Somewhere in Amway’s procedures it says purchasing tools and attending functions is voluntary and if you don’t purchase them your upline is still obligated to work with you. Our upline were a bunch of fucking assholes and very comfortable breaking Amway’s rules.

Ambot was all fired up about FED coming up in October and blabbed about it to everyone. Like who gives a shit about a fucking ScAmway brainwashing convention.

This blog is getting inundated with desperate Amway ambots who want to find out what WWDB FED Free Enterprise Days is all about. That’s because the assholes in their upline taunt them with you have to go and see it for yourself. Going to FED will put you 6 months ahead in Amway compared to all the losers who didn’t go according to the lying scammers in your Amway upline – I disagree with those fuckers no surprise there. The assholes in the Amway upline will also say its a once in a lifetime opportunity and not to be missed event.

BULLSHIT!!!!!!  You fuckers said that about Family Reunion a few months ago too. Fucking duplicating yourselves! But lying scamming Amway assholes say that for every Amway conference.

Amway World Wide Dream Builders Free Enterprise Days is a fucking waste of time and money. Unless you’re a Diamond and get to speak at this Amway function and make money off the ticket sales profits.

Not everyone wants to go to fucking WWDB Amway FED and listen to a bunch of fucking assholes brag about how rich they are and show slide shows of their riches and taunt the audience with “if we can do it then so can you.” And then they finish up with buy more tools and wave around whatever book it is they’re flogging so the ambots will go out and spend more money on the Amway tool scam.

Time for more keywords and because ambots are so fucked up they don’t know what year it is I’ll hit past and future.

Amway WWDB Family Reunion 2024

Amway World Wide DreamBuilders Family Reunion 2024

Amway WWDB Family Reunion 2023

Amway World Wide Dream Builders Family Reunion 2023

WWDB Amway Family Reunion 2025

Family Reunion 2025

World Wide Dream Builders Amway Family Reunion 2025

Remember whenever you can escape an Amway function that means you’re not wasting your money, your time or your brain cells and you’re not making those sitting on top the Amway pyramid richer with the money they get from selling you a ticket.

 

2 comments:

  1. All these stupid "functions" are getting smaller and smaller attendance every year. No one wants to go to them.

    Even the names of the functions are stupid and hackneyed: Free Enterprise Day, Dream Night, Family Reunion, Spring Leadership... how cornball and small-town can you get? They all sound like gatherings sponsored by some sentimental Chamber of Commerce in a one-horse town out in the sticks.

    Amway is OBSOLETE. Its nasty little subsystems like WWDB and BWW and the others are OBSOLETE. Even the more modern MLMs look at Amway and snicker in contempt. They know it's a nickel-and-dime racket from 1959.

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    1. LOL Anonymous. And those names are like the Bible to Amway losers. They think they're such big important businessmen when they toss the names of those Amway brainwashing functions around.

      Businesses have to adapt to the times and changing economic environment and trends and so many other things to keep on top. Since 1959 Amway has developed a website and an app. And not much else has changed.

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