Fast Track = a bullshit WWDB/Amway program to whip the
cult followers into a frenzy of making a few bucks fast.
I might get some ambots showing up to say I’ve got Fast Track all wrong and the
criteria has changed but I’ll try to lay it out how our Emerald told us. I
found this information courtesy of a cheat sheet that my Ambot wrote notes in
about a meeting he attended that he also taped. I have the recording on our
computer so I went in to see if I could make some sense of it.
Nope. Its the usual Amway fast talk double talk to excite the audience and
confuse them with the facts. Or lack thereof.
Fast Track was always on the agenda at the Puryear Family Reunion and every
other Scamway function too.
If they were calling it Fast Track a few years ago when we were involved
in Amway then that tells you times ain’t changing much even though the upline
tries to scam everyone by saying “exciting changes are just about to happen”.
So Fast Track ain’t new. It ain’t exciting. It ain’t a change. Its the same old
bullshit they were teaching when we were in.
OK the Emerald talked real fast, all the better to confuse us. Seeing as how
most of the cult followers in the room were already brainwashed they were able
to accept what he said with their usual unconditional love and devotion.
Here is what I heard on the recording. It took me a couple of playbacks to make
sure I had it right. Wouldn’t want some Amway motherfucker like IBOFB showing
up to say I’ve got the facts wrong!
And I could have the facts wrong. Perhaps some Fast Track criteria has changed
in the past couple of years.
Hang on to your hats while I try to dissect the mumbo jumbo.
The program called Fast Track has 2 phases. The first phase is referred to as
50/150. The IBO has to create volume, their own personal shopping, and get
clients. (Ha ha! Yeah good luck with that!) If the IBO is at least 150 PV (and
here the Emerald says $500 in Amway purchases) out of which at least $50 is
from clients, the IBO gets an extra $50 bonus.
Wow! Whooppee! How exciting!
Then the Emerald drops the bomb. This Fast Track program is only available to
new IBO’s in the first month of being in “the business”. Sucks for all the
other IBO’s who have plugging along for months or years. Look around the room.
There are no new IBO’s. Just the same cult followers I’ve seen for months.
But wait! The first phase ain’t over yet! In the second month the IBO has to
keep the same suckers, err customers, and do the same thing over again for
another check for $50. And do it again in the third month. Extra $50/month =
$150 total for 3 months.
I’m sure everyone is sitting on the edges of their seats breathlessly waiting
to hear about Phase 2 because after all the asshole Emerald said Fast Track has
two phases.
OK. Wait for it. You don’t want to go home before this very important
information is disclosed LOL!.
Phase 2: show 10 people the plan and sign up two of them. (Yeah right. We
all know how easy it is to find 10 suckers to show the board plan presentation
to let alone sign up 2 of them.) But forget two people. Go for three.
Sponsor three people who can do the above 50/150 and the sponsoring IBO will
earn an extra $200.
Then the asshole Emerald spends the next five minutes or so going over the
numbers if you can find even more people than the three previously
mentioned.
You’ll be an Amway gazillionaire by the end of the year! That’s right! Working
part time ten to fifteen hours a week in your spare time! Then you’ll never
have to work another day in your life! You’ll be walking the beaches of the
world and the residual checks will just keep rolling on in forever! It gets
even better!!! When you die you can will your Amway business to your spouse or
your kids or whoever and they will have residual income for the rest of their
lives too! Woo hoo!!! Riches for the descendents forever and ever!!!
Makes you wonder if the Emerald was smoking something funny before he showed up
for the meeting!
This "Fast Track" shell game has to be the stupidest and most absurd concept ever thought up by the WWDB crooks.
ReplyDeleteFirst off, it demands a huge purchase of Amway products by the individual IBO (about $500) per month, and he has to get two new recruits to do the same. That scenario is about as plausible as going over Niagara Falls in a barrel.
Second, he has to repeat this month after month, which means signing up two new recruits and convincing all of them that they too should be part of this "Fast Track" absurdity.
Third, all he gets is a fifty-buck or one-hundred-buck bonus for all of this frenetic recruiting and selling.
The notion that this is a "great deal" is so idiotic that one has to laugh. It is typical of WWDB (and all of the Amway subsystems) to come up with a chickenshit plan like this, and then try to sell it to the membership as a golden opportunity.
I assume they've dropped the whole thing quietly.
Anonymous - it's a ridiculous plot that ScAmway and/or the various cult sects came up with too hook Ambots right from the beginning. Getting an extra $50 woowee! Keeps them motivated for a couple more months maybe. As far as I know fast track is still going strong because Ambots show up here after searching for it. And Fast track had been around for a number of years before we got scammed into Amway. There's faster ways of making $50. Go work at McDonalds for 3 or 4 hours. Mow a couple of lawns. You know the type of work that Ambots are brainwashed to believe are below them to do. A couple of months ago a couple I know went out for an evening walk and she found a $100 bill. So she put in a lot less effort than an Amway loser and made double the money LOL!
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