Monday, April 28, 2025

Tell The Amway Cult To Fuck Off!

Its kind of troubling the pattern of search hits this blog gets:


“Should I kick my Amway ambot out of the house?”


“What happens when husbands and wives don’t agree on Amway?”


“How do you get someone to leave Amway?”


“Boyfriend wants me to travel to Amway meetings with him”


“Amway destroyed my marriage”


“How to deprogram an Amway ambot”


“How to be deprogrammed from Amway”


“How to quit Amway”


These ones are especially sad because the searcher - and here I’ll go out on a limb and say probably a woman - has reached the end of their rope in putting up with the Amway bullshit and being abused by the assholes in the Amway upline and is searching on the Internet for how to deal with their relationship crumbling due to the interfering upline. Its a horrible position to be in to watch your husband throwing all your money at the great Amway cult, helpless to stop it because some upline cult leader has bullied him into buying more shitty Amway products that they can’t afford. How did some fucking Amway asshole get his clutches in to your husband to have this kind of control over him.


Cult!!!!


The “how to quit Amway” variation we get many of each day and a big spike happens about the midway point between major functions. Ambots are dragged off to a major function with all the rah rah and motivational speeches from the Ken and Barbies shoving each other across the stage. The ambot comes home from these motivational rallies and is all fired up and figuring out how they’re going to make their business explode. Sadly the only thing exploding is their dwindling bank account and skyrocketing credit card debt. After a few days or weeks of failing to convince any recruits to come to Amway meetings or finding new customers to buy Amway products the enthusiasm dwindles and the ambot starts to lose interest. They’re not making money and after all the whole point of owning your own business is to make money. Their cult leaders might notice the ambot not coming to meetings or slacking off on their Amway purchases and convince them not to quit now, not when success is right around the corner. Some ambots hang on for a few more weeks and get to the next major function, get all motivated again, and the sick cycle repeats itself.


Meanwhile the wife - and yes for this topic I’m going to call the above searches as done by the woman because I can give that point of view - is feeling hopeful that the end is in sight because the husband is losing interest.


Seeing as how I’d already been down the Amway path to hell I noticed things about Ambot that showed he was finally realizing he’d been lied to about getting rich in Amway. He stopped subscribing to Communikate and the World Wide Dream Builders premier membership. He stopped buying CDs and books. He stopped attending meetings.


This took longer than I wanted us to spend inside Amway hell. I was about at the end of my rope and I could have written any of those above Google searches about marriage being destroyed by Amway, how to deprogram an ambot from the Amway cult, and ready to kick the ambot out of the house.


What I didn’t know at the time was that my Ambot had had enough of being bullied by the sack of shit Platinum and being ordered to stop loving me and devote his love instead to the assholes in the Amway upline and just being taunted to death by those sickos. So there were other conflicts going on as Ambot realized the sheer evil of the Amway upline and how they were hell bent on destroying our relationship all in the name of trying to get their hands on our money.


So Ambot was letting go of those bastards. Setback came when some upline asshole phoned and told him he had to buy at least 100 PV of Amway products so some other upline asshole could reach their goals for the month. Damn it anyway he put another $500 on his credit card buying useless shitty Amway products that we’ll never use. Then the same fucker phones back and badgers him about attending the next major function.


“Too bad,” Ambot tells the motherfucking Amway upline bastard. “I spent all my money buying those overpriced shitty Amway products so those assholes could meet their goals this month. No money left for Amway functions.”


And that was the last time Ambot ever bought anything from Amway. Yay!


Though it wasn’t the last time the upline bastards phoned or texted him but it came less often. Seeing as how he missed a major function he was on the shit list and the punishment is to be ostracized by the sack of shit Platinum until he returns to the Amway cult begging for forgiveness.


Didn’t happen.


So I will send out another big old fuck you to our Platinum. You lost your grip asshole! And it was about time!


Oh why stop there. Let’s send out a big old FUCK YOU to every Amway asshole out there!

Fuck all of you Amway whorebags!

8 comments:

  1. Amway is like organized crime. Its purpose is to steal and cheat and take advantage of victims.

    The one big difference is this: in organized crime, everyone who is involved is well area of what is going on, and is consciously participating in the racket and making a profit. In Amway, only the higher-ups and the big pins know what is really going on, and making a profit. The lower-level IBO members haven't a clue, and in fact are the victims.

    You might describe Amway as an organized crime operation that cannibalizes itself by robbing from its own members.

    In organized crime, if a member of the crime syndicate tries to steal from someone else in the racket, he is very quickly assassinated. In Amway, the low-level IBO victims can't do a thing to stop the systematic robbery of their time and money. They just endure it.

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    1. That's right Anonymous. ScAmway participants can't do a damned thing about the robbery of their time and money - except quit. And that includes what is mentioned in the post - stop attending Amway cult meetings, stop or buy less shitty overpriced Amway products, cancel Communikate and the other things in the Amway tool scam. It might be a gradual process or it could be cold turkey and quit them all at once.

      There is no shame in quitting something as sick and evil as Amway.

      Then the Amway cult leaders do one of two things after the Ambot has missed a major Amway function. They ostracize the Ambot and wait for him to come crawling back begging for forgiveness. Or they barrage the Ambot with insulting texts. Silence would be preferable. But when those arrogant pricks realize ignoring the ambot isn't getting them anywhere then the insults and taunting begin. Amway is a cult for losers.

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    2. You can see how fucking desperate these Amway up-line creeps are. They are terrified of losing a single IBO, and will go out of their way to frighten or browbeat him to coming back.

      Once someone has quit the racket, you're not going to get him back by insulting and taunting him. This shows you how stupid Amway up-line is. They really think that an IBO is so goddamned dazzled by the greatness of Amway that you can easily force him to return to the fold.

      Deep down, these up-line assholes are upset because they sense something: maybe these IBOs who quit are really smarter and more intelligent than them. That kind of fear and insecurity might explain their anger.

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    3. Anonymous - it's like any job. If your boss is an asshole and frightens and browbeats the staff - they're gonna quit! Amway cult leaders are so full of shit they don't believe anyone would ever quit ScAmway so that's their method of raising morale and employee retention LOL! No one needs someone in their life who insults and taunts them all the time. I don't know what explains Amway anger but Amway Ambots are among the angriest people I've ever met in my life.

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    4. Hell, Amway Ambots are angry because nobody wants to buy their overpriced crap anymore, much less sign up in their stupid pyramid scheme.

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    5. Anonymous - I'd say anytime someone is losing a lot of money to a scam and can't find anyone to sign up to ScAmway that would make them angry.

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  2. Wow, I love your blog so so so much!!! My family has been plagued by these assholes and it literally destroyed my brothers marriage. She was an Ambot Amford wife to a T. Literally the most horrible manipulative person I’ve ever met totally controlled by the up line. I continually pray that this demonic cult will die a horrible fiery death someday. Love your blog keep it up!

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    1. Hi Anonymous. Thanks for stopping by to read the blog! Sorry to hear that Amway destroyed your brother's marriage. Except for the few top cult leaders at the top of the pyramid, Amway brings financial and emotional distress to the rest of the participants. Yes we are hoping the Amway cult will die a horrible death and when that happens there will be no more need for this blog. As it is we are happy for any part we play in Amway's sales slipping every year and the Amway warehouses that have had to shut down. Though we are really hoping the current administration might bring down Amway in their fastest growing country - China. There is a lot of resentment there for all things America and we hope that also includes this evil company whose name comes from American Way.

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Comments are moderated but we publish just about everything. Even brainwashed ambots who show up here to accuse us of not trying hard enough and that we are lazy, quitters, negative, unchristian dreamstealers. Like we haven’t heard that Amspeak abuse from the assholes in our upline!

If your comment didn’t get published it could be one of these reasons:
1. Is it the weekend? We don’t moderate comments on weekends. Maybe not every day during the week either. Patience.
2. Racist/bigoted comments? Take that shit somewhere else.
3. Naming names? Public figures like politicians and actors and people known in Amway are probably OK – the owners, Diamonds with CDs or who speak at functions, people in Amway’s publicity department who write press releases and blogs. Its humiliating for people to admit their association with Amway so respect their privacy if they’re not out there telling everyone about the love of their life.
4. Gossip that serves no purpose. There are other places to dish about what Diamonds are having affairs or guessing why they’re getting divorced. If you absolutely must share that here – don’t name names. I get too many nosy ambots searching for this. Lets not help them find this shit.
5. Posting something creepy anonymously and we can’t track your location because you’re on a mobile device or using hide my ass or some other proxy. I attracted an obsessed fan and one of my blog administrators attracted a cyberstalker. Lets keep it safe for everyone. Anonymous is OK. Creepy anonymous and hiding – go fuck yourselves!
6. Posting something that serves no purpose other than to cause fighting.
7. Posting bullshit Amway propaganda. We might publish that comment to make fun of you. Otherwise take your agenda somewhere else. Not interested.
8. Notice how this blog is written in English? That's our language so keep your comments in English too. If you leave a comment written in another language then we either have to use Google translate to put it into English so everyone can understand what you wrote or we can hit the Delete button. Guess which one is easier for us to do?
9. We suspect you're a troublemaking Amway asshole.
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