Friday, June 27, 2025

How To Get Rid Of Amway Shit

The last time we ran the post about Ambots selling Amway shit on Amazon, one of our readers came up with some other ways to get rid of Amway shit. I think #7 is the most likely scenario for Ambots who quit the Amway cult:

 

The whole thing about Amway products is this -- whether you’re the Amway Corporation, or whether you’re the up-line, or whether you’re the lowly IBO at the bottom, you have only one purpose: TO GET RID OF THE SHIT!

How do you do that? There are several ways:

1) You get it from your up-line and then sell it to non-Amway retail customers. (Your chance? Slim or none.)

2) You self-consume the products. (Your chance? Fine -- unless you get sick of the stuff, and in any case you’re not making a profit.)

3) You try to sell the stuff on-line at Amazon or eBay or elsewhere. (Your chance? Highly unlikely, since customers can always get the stuff at a lower price from some Amway IBO.)

4) You can ask your up-line to take the stuff back, and send you a refund. (Your chance? None at all.)

5) You can give the stuff away for free to anybody who’s willing to take it (Your chance? Fine, since most people will try something if it’s free, and then they have the job of disposing of it.)

6) You can use all of the foodstuff material as fertilizer in your garden, by just plowing it into the topsoil. (Your chance? Excellent, since you will actually be getting something from these Amway products.)

7) Last but not least, you can simply deposit all of this Amway crap in a garbage dump, and let the Sanitation Department deal with it. (Your chance? Excellent, but don’t make the mistake of buying any more of the crap.)

 

 

4 comments:

  1. Number 6 shows that Amway products are just as good as horse shit.

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  2. Amway products are like cheap plastic tokens in a game. They have no intrinsic value but serve a purpose as markers or counters that signify something else. In the Amway racket, the products are simply camouflage or covers to hide the fact that the entire business is a pyramid scheme that makes money through recruitment rather than sales.

    The products are there so that Amway freaks can pretend to the government that they are an actual retail business. For years the government has turned a blind eye to this scam.

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    1. Anonymous - the only people who actually like Amway products are Amway losers. And as you said the products only exist to keep them on the side of the fence between being a legal pyramid scheme and an illegal pyramid scheme. And the government does turn a blind eye. Anyone who has ever attended an Amway cult meeting knows the focus is on recruitment not on sales.

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