Wednesday, July 16, 2025

Comparing Amway To Real Franchises

The last time we ran the post about how Amway Ambots insist they’re a franchise – one of our readers had something to say about that. Today’s post is something that normal people can understand. Brainwashed Amway Ambots – not so much! LOL!

These Amway losers don’t understand is that they’re participants in a pyramid scheme and the primary goal is to sign up more suckers to the Amway cult and any sales of overpriced shitty Amway products where they can make a few pennies commission are just extras.

Amway IBO’s are not business owners and they do not own a franchise. They are lowly paid commissioned sales reps for Amway who are forced to buy from their “own store” and make $10 commission a month after investing $500 plus every month in the Amway scam.

Is that a sustainable profitable business or is it just some suckers who are brainwashed into thinking it is?

When someone get a franchise, it means that he has certain rights to sell products or services that are advertised by the larger franchising company, as long as he follows their guidelines and is honest in his bookkeeping.

So, if you are McDonalds franchisee, you have the right to set up your outlet in a place and neighborhood vetted by the McDonald Corporation, and to sell the products that McDonalds advertises. The company gets a cut of your profits (either as a fixed sum or a percentage), and you keep the rest. As long as you stick to the basic recipes, charge the correct prices for food, and don’t adulterate the products, you’ll probably be OK.

But Amway isn’t like that at all. You are NOT a franchisee. You are nothing but a commissioned salesman, earning a small pittance on whatever Amway products you manage to sell. And your success depends on you GOING OUT AND SOLICITING CUSTOMERS. McDonalds doesn’t force its franchisees to do that.

McDonalds does the advertising for all its franchisees, so they don’t have to worry about it. All the franchisee has to do is keep his McDonalds outlet open, and make hamburgers for the customers who come in. Success in such a business depends primarily on demand. If people want hamburgers, you’ll make money.

But Amway doesn’t advertise and it doesn’t allow you to advertise. You’re expected to go out and sell stuff to your relatives, friends, and neighbors, with your own energy and resources. Is it any wonder that there are practically no non-Amway retail sales? Big pins in the Amway racket always laugh at the idea of selling Amway products to the public -- for them it’s a joke.

This is why the REAL BUSINESS of Amway is about the recruitment of down-line, and forcing them to buy a fixed monthly amount of products for personal consumption, while also compelling them to purchase an endless series of “tools” which are just fake instructions.

A real franchise is an honest business based on consumer demand. Amway is a fake business based on nonexistent consumer demand, and on the recruitment of endless down-line suckers.

 

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