If you're looking for something
pointless to do, try this exercise that Amway losers love to do called sniping
prospects at the mall.
One night the Platinum sack of shit called a “special meeting” for a select
small group of IBO’s. Unfortunately we were on the summons list and met up with
other ambots at a mall. The Platinum gave instructions. We had to approach
people and ask for directions on how to get somewhere. For example if we saw
someone drinking coffee we had to ask them where that coffee shop was located.
Or we had to approach random people and ask them if they had a cell phone and
if there was there a store in the mall that sold cell phones. That type of
thing. There was a thirty minute time limit and we had to get back to the
meeting place and have our responses either written down enroute or we could
write them down once we got back to show to the fucking Amway Platinum as proof
we’d approached people.
The exercise was to randomly start a conversation asking directions because
most people are open to assisting others to get them where they need to go. It
was kind of funny the man we asked about a cell phone pulled his out and showed
us all the features and spent some time telling us about it and where he’d
bought it. For all that time spent chatting with him about a phone Ambot never
got his phone number!
I suppose this little exercise was to teach us how to approach strangers and
strike up a conversation. None of the conversations we had asking for
directions expanded to an Amway pitch or asking for a phone number. That wasn’t
part of the strike up a conversation exercise.
I think the real point of this exercise was to see who’d be the first ass
kisser to bring a coffee back to the sack of shit Platinum.
Just another way to waste an hour on Amway. Got to fill those 10 to 15 hours a
week somehow!
Trying to chat up a stranger in a public setting in order to make a business proposition to him is absurdly pointless, unless you're a good-looking hooker.
ReplyDeleteAt least the hooker has something to sell that somebody wants! But all an Amway freak has is a vague promise of some kind of financial success if you'll go to a meeting with him, or if you'll let him draw circles on a napkin for you.
Nobody likes it when some stranger comes up to them and tries to start a conversation. Bothering people in malls or bookshops has to be the stupidest idea that Amway freaks have thought up.
Anonymous - it's pointless and it's creepy. And reminds me of the time a man approached me in a grocery store noticing I was choosing coffee creamer and gave me a recipe for how I could make it at home for cheaper. Do I look like I want to be bothered? Or do I look like I want to push my grocery cart the hell away from you.
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