Shoveling Shit At Amway WWDB Family Reunion 2026

Let’s throw out a hypothetical situation. Say you got offered a job to shovel shit for $10,000. The choice is to shovel shit for one day or shovel shit for 3 days. Either way you get paid $10,000. Most people would take the one day job. You work less and get paid the same amount.

In 2016 Puryear Family Reunion was only for one day and specifically the arena was booked for 2-11pm so 9 hours but Puryear probably has to book it for 12 hours, lets say an hour on either end for ambots to come in and out and maybe an hour early for slave ambots to set things up. On another post someone pointed out that it costs less to rent an arena for one day compared to renting an arena for 3 days so going for the cheapest option. Puryear cut their operating costs by renting the arena for only one day this time. I don’t know what it costs to rent the arena but often it doesn’t cost as much as you’d think because the arena is dinging participants on parking fees and concession sales and that’s where they make their money. So Puryear makes a decision based on a cost cutting measure. He can get paid the same amount in ticket sales whether he shovels shit for one day compared to 3 days for Family Reunion. Good decision for him. Expenses versus income he spends less money on arena rental and makes the same amount of money on ticket sales that is if the Amway cult leaders are keeping the ambots in line forcing them to attend this brainwashing conference.

It looks like Duncan drew the short straw because he shoveled shit for 3 days for the same money at Duncan Family Reunion 2016.

But you know what? The brainwashed Amway Ambots probably think they’re getting a better deal by going to the 3 day bullshit function because either way the ticket price is the same. It all depends on which side of the stage you’re standing on.

But since Rotten Ronnie kicked the bucket – Duncan is duplicating the one day thing and books a conference room last July for WWDB Family Reunion. I bet he’s giddy that he doesn’t have to shovel shit for 3 days no more!

As for where the 2026 brainwashing conference is – who knows? Sometimes we can find it doing a search for convention centers in places where Ambots have got together in the past for their Amway cult meetings. Due to dwindling attendance more often the cult meetings happen in smaller places like hotel conference rooms or high school auditoriums where an events calendar isn’t available online.

The last time we saw another Amway Diamond hosting Amway Family Reunion was in 2019 and that was Wolgamott Family Reunion August 3 and 4, 2019 booked at the Spokane Arena so Wolgamott split the difference and shoveled shit for 2 days. Not sure where the other shit shoveling is happening or how many days. But if you’re an Amway cult leader getting paid the same amount whether its 1, 2, or 3 days to shovel shit, you’d want to take the best deal and shovel shit for the least amount of time for the same money. And we’re not even certain if Wolgamott is with WWDB anymore. He split off and created his own Amway cult sect – 666 – or something like that. Or that should have been what it’s called. Not sure if he’s back in WWDB. Just saying that’s the last sighting. Amway cult sect unknown.

But speaking of shit…. Amway WWDB cult leaders only give out vague shit about their brainwashing conference so Ambots hit the Internet and read what those of us share about our experiences and what we heard and saw and what we really think of Amway functions those Amway ambots get furious that we get the truth out there and load up the comment box that we’re quitters, we’re losers, we’re lazy, we didn’t work hard enough, we’re fat, we’re ugly, we’re unchristian, we’re dream stealers, etc etc. And all the other negative Amspeak that Amway assholes throw around because they’re the most negative fucking bastards around. But you’ll notice that Amway Ambots use the Peewee Herman handbook of “I know you are but what am I” philosophy and Amway losers go around accusing the rest of the world of being negative.

Because WWDB and Amway keep the information surrounding their major functions very secretive its not easy to find out stuff unless you’re unfortunate enough to be an Amway ambot and have the assholes in your Amway upline drilling into you over and over the dates and the cost of the next Amway WWDB conference at every Amway meeting you go to. For WWDB Family Reunion the tickets used to cost around $200 so I’m sure the price has gone up. The Diamonds sitting at the top of the Amway pyramid make the bulk of their income from ticket sales so they are always eager to increase the ticket price for the Ambots who come to hear them spout off their bullshit. Ambots must shell out their own money for transportation, hotel, money to eat real food, and other incidental costs that I’m not thinking about. Buying the ticket is the cheapest part of wasting time, money and brain cells at this Amway meeting. Most IBO’s spend closer to $1000.

And what’s in store for the Amway ambots who are fucked up enough to waste their money going to WWDB Amway Family Reunion 2026? Damned if I know because it’s top secret shit. Bottom line I don’t really give a flying fuck. I know what happened in 3 days of Amway Family Reunion but don't know what Duncan is cramming into 10 or 12 hours. How the fuck is Dunacan planning to get all those new Platinums on stage that’s part of the World Wide Dream Builders Family Reunion ritual? Fuck them Platinums. Not many new ones anyway.

So here’s what used to happen for Ambots forced to attend 3 days.

On Friday night there will be some sort of trade show where Amway’s shitty overpriced products will be on display and some Amway loser will be extolling the virtues with a bunch of jaw dropping wide eyed Ambots listening in awe. And maybe a seminar featuring an Amway product or the latest must have in the Amway tool scam. Mostly it’ll be a bunch of Ambots walking around bullshitting each other that their PV or BV or their sales or whatever is skyrocketing and business is going great. Probably no Amway cult leaders will show up to sign autographs or take selfies so any Amway losers hoping to be in the company of any of their worships will be disappointed.

OK. I think we can all safely assume that the Amway trade show has been flushed.

On Saturday the Ambots will be bored by recently qualified Platinums and Rubys. You know how that goes. Those bastards will stand up on the stage kissing ass and sucking dick. They’re allotted about 10 minutes each. It only seems like it drags on for hours each because they’re so fucking boring and say the same thing. And they’re all going Diamond!!!! Woo Hoo! Go Diamond! Yeah! And all the brainwashed Amway ambots in the audience will scream and cheer “Yeah!” “Right on!”

What is your story? No, I’m not asking for your story here but feel free to share if you want. What is your story was the theme of a Duncan Amway Family Reunion 10 years ago. And they claim every story is the same. Well no shit, they got to slightly change their stories don’t they. Gotta keep the crowd entertained with fresh material. I mean they can’t all come onstage and say she used to be a waitress and he used to clean porta potties. They need to coordinate so the next ones come out and say she used to be a cashier and he used to pump gas. And if they can do it then anyone can. Yeah! Sneer and insult that audience!

On Saturday night some Diamonds will show up to brainwash the cult followers to have a dream and believe their dream and the only way their dream will come true is to stay in Amway and buy buy buy into the Amway tool scam. $$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$

On Sunday morning one of the Amway cult leaders will preach a church service to the Ambots. And of course they’ll be passing a hat so the cult leader can steal some extra cash off the followers. Then in the afternoon the Diamonds will try to bullshit the Amway cult members about building a business.

HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Seeing as how Family Reunion seems to now be a one day event this might end another moneymaker for the Amway cult leaders – preaching a Sunday morning sermon and passing the hat and getting more cash out of the Ambots.

It’s my guess that what was previously the Saturday night bullshit and the Sunday afternoon bullshit Amspeak is now squeezed into the one day dog and pony show.

Amway WWDB Worldwide Dream Builders usually claim during the Family Reunion weekend there will also be technology training, product expos, and motivational and promotional videos. Yeah we’ve all seen those professionally shot staged videos where there are mansions and sports cars and the Diamonds brag about their lifestyle.

But what about the workshops? They had a Satinique aka Satanique workshop all about brainwashing the ambots to spend $25 on a hair care product instead of the one they can buy for $5 at Walmart. And the Walmart one will be better quality. Oh wait, I just stole the IBO “line” for bullshitting people into why they pay more money for shitty overpriced Amway products.

Then there was Body Key by Nutrilite - a new weight loss system that Amway IBO’s are flogging. Amway just changes the name every few years but the high prices and the no results and no support don’t change. Likely the sales pitch that Amway ambots are taught to use on potential customers doesn’t change either. “You’re fat! I sell a weight loss program for $600. Wanna buy it fatso?”

Then there was a workshop about competitive comparison. Holy shit Amway better stand the fuck down on this one! That’s their downfall. They’ll lose every time! Everyone who does comparison shopping knows they can go anywhere else and buy lower priced, better quality products than what Amway offers. This workshop apparently will teach Amway ambots how to bullshit customers into believing they are paying more money for better quality. You know the old Amway ambot line: wouldn’t you like to pay more money for better quality? Not necessarily. If its lower priced and gets the job done that’s good enough for me. Besides nothing Amway sells is better quality than its counterparts at Costco or Walmart or anywhere else. Paying more money at Amway, yes. But you ain’t paying for quality. You’re paying so every asshole in the Amway upline can get a piece of the commission and so Amway can make a good profit too for its owners.

How does everyone like the sounds of this workshop - World Wide Group presented “What’s New”. Ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha!!!!!!!!!!!!! NOTHING!!!!! LOL!!!!

It’s my guess all those “workshops” have been eliminated. But it’s still fun to leave them up on the blog and let Ambots salivate.

Who will be brainwashing the masses at Amway World Wide Dream Builders Family Function?

Damned if I know because those Amway motherfuckers are keeping it top secret but here’s some of the old tired crew that shows up at all these events to get their share of the proceeds of the ticket sales:

Glen and Joya Baker
Greg and Laurie Duncan (presenting chapter 11 workshops!)
Jim and Judy Head
Dave Severn
Matt and Sandee Tsuruda
Dan and Sandy Yuen
Jim and Kelly Puryear (presenting how Amway saves your marriage workshops!)

But don’t blame me if they don’t all show up. Any of them can fall out of Diamond qualification any time. The missing snake oil salesmen must be really fucking pissed off they’re not getting a piece of the pie of the Family Reunion ticket sale profits. This is how they make the bulk of their income after all.

Family Reunion sucks!

Duncan Family Reunion sucks!

Amway sucks!

World Wide Dream Builders sucks!

Wanna know how to piss off the assholes in your Amway upline? Save your money and stay home!

Ever get an obscene desire to listen to a bunch of fucking liars shoveling out bullshit? Then it sounds like you need to haul ass to the nearest Amway Family Reunion.

FUCK AMWAY!