I can see I have my work cut
out for me to find out about Amway WWDB Family Reunion. Can you believe those
motherfuckers at World Wide Dream Builders changed their guest login? To keep
out bloggers like us who check out what bullshit they’re peddling.
So if anyone knows what the current user name and password is to log in as a
guest, leave a comment so we can get in and find out what top secret bullshit
the Amway cult leaders will be flinging this year.
We are pretty sure based on the past Amway cult meetings that Duncan Family
Reunion is being held in Spokane – that’s in Washington. Due to dwindling
attendance over the past 15 years as more people stay the hell away from the
Amway pyramid scheme they’ve had to move to smaller meeting rooms.
There’s usually some other World Wide Dream Builder Amway Family Reunions or
other Amway cult sects Family Reunions floating around in the summertime but
they’re top secret stuff. Ask the Amway upline for more information about it
and the answer goes something like “It’s a life changing event”. “It’s a once
in a lifetime opportunity.” “it’s the not to be missed Amway function of the
year” “By going to Family Reunion it’ll put you 6 months ahead of everyone who
didn’t go”. Well that tells you sweet piss all so you can see why Amway Ambots
end up at this blog desparately searching to find out what WWDB Amway Family
Reunion is about.
The last time we were able to log into the Amway cult’s website Duncan family
reunion was held at the Oregon Convention Center in Portland, Oregon on July 8
to 10, 2016. And we already discussed in another post that someone from the
Bead Fair fucked up and booked the same time, same place, different room. So
what happened was these poor beaders had Amway losers bugging the shit out of
them all weekend. Complaints were probably made cause that’s the last time
Duncan Family Reunion was held there. Room rental is cheaper in Spokane anyway
so Duncan is only pissed off that there are fewer Ambots buying tickets and
he’s making less money so the ticket prices increase.
Prices for Amway Ambots going to Family Reunion? World Wide Destructive
Bastards used to put together packages including one night hotel (their choice
of hotel) and ticket to the Amway brainwashing conference so pay up whether or
not you use the hotel! Or more than likely cram 10 other Ambots into the same
room though I don’t know why they would because there doesn’t seem to be
individual ticket prices to just go to the Amway brainwashing sessions. Last
time we knew pricing it was $340 for a single or $560 for a couple. Add $10 if
you missed the early bird discount. And you don’t want to do that or you’ll be
in for a shit kicking from the assholes in your Amway upline demanding you pay
up NOW!!!! Apparently it also included meals on Saturday night and Sunday
morning. Amway’s idea of a meal and my idea of a meal is probably thousands of
miles apart. Get ready to pick up a food bar and can of XS when you enter the
room is probably what’ll happen. If they’re really generous they’ll be passing
out a Nutrilite vitamin for you too but I doubt they’ll be that generous.
The speakers are always the same old tired bunch who’ve been around forever.
Hey what happened to those new Diamonds that Amway Ambots are always bragging
about? No sign of them. There are so many 20 and 21 year olds leaving comments
that they’re now retired thanks to ScAmway but those little fuckers aren’t up
on the stage or mentioned on Amway’s media releases. Does the old guard just
not want to share their piece of greed pie with the young’uns?
What happens at Amway WWDB Family Reunion? If you believe the World Wide
Destructive Bastards propaganda - and only a brainwashed Ambot would! - it’s a
function that includes hotel accommodations, two meals, and meetings and some
of the speakers will be recently qualified Platinum and Ruby IBOs who talk
about the rewards of building an Amway building an Amway business. The rest of
the speakers will be Diamonds who talk about the power of having a dream and
believing your dream will come true if you want success in Amway. Apparently
they’ll be teaching effective business methods (I guess there’s a first for
everything!). All weekend (again if you believe the Amway WWDB propaganda) will
be technology training, product demonstrations, and motivational videos. The
last I have no doubt about. Videos. Not motivational. Just videos showing how
rich Diamonds are thanks to the Amway tool scam.
Who’s having LOL moments here! LOL! LOL! LOL! LOL! LOL! LOL! LOL! LOL! LOL!
LOL! LOL! LOL! LOL! LOL! LOL! LOL! LOL! LOL! LOL! LOL! LOL! LOL! LOL! LOL!
Now for what really happens at Amway Family Reunion.
And what’s in store for the Amway ambots who are fucked up enough to waste
their money going to WWDB Amway Family Reunion 2026. Who the fuck knows? Seeing
as how they’ve downsized to one day but here’s how it went when Ambots had to
spend the whole weekend at the brainwashing conference. On Saturday they’ll be
bored by recently qualified Platinums and Rubys. You know how that goes. Those
bastards will stand up on the stage kissing ass and sucking dick. They’re
allotted about 10 minutes each. It only seems like it drags on for hours each
because they’re so fucking boring and say the same thing. And they’re all going
Diamond!!!! Woo Hoo! Go Diamond! Yeah! And all the brainwashed Amway ambots in
the audience will scream and cheer “Yeah!” “Right on!”
And now for what happens when those ass kissing Platinums and Rubys are done….
There will be a never ending parade of Ken and Barbie Diamonds stomping across
the stage. Brainwashed ambots will shriek and rush the stage to get closer to
their beloved cult leaders. The arena’s security staff will beat them off. “Get
back to your seats motherfuckers!!!!” Barbie will talk first. She’ll say
something like I was working a minimum wage job as a waitress in a biker bar
and had to flash my boobs to make tips. Ken was working for the man cleaning
porta potties. Do you know what its like coming home to a man who smells like
shit every night???? Then one day a dear friend showed us “the business” plan.
We borrowed $20 for gas to make it to the Amway conference. And now we are rich
rich rich and we pay for everything in cash. I love Ken so much for giving me
the lifestyle of the rich and greedy. He’s my warrior…… Then some lowly piece
of shit Amway ambot brings a chair onstage and Barbie sits there and stares
down warrior Ken while he brags about their mansion, their fleet of cars, their
private jet, the vacations they take and then shows a slide show of all their
material possessions that Amway the cult of greed has provided for them. Or
maybe its just stuff they rented for the day for the staged photo shoot. They
finish by mocking the adoring ambots that if they can do it then anyone can.
Meanwhile the only thing on Ken and Barbie’s minds is how much of the ticket
sales proceeds are they going home with for showing up today to bullshit the
Amway cult followers.
I got two words for all you fucking Amway assholes stealing money and lying to
the suckers who forked over a few hundred bucks (or maybe more than that) to
attend WWDB Amway Family Reunion and pretend to teach them “effective business
methods” and how they can make a difference in other people’s lives. FUCK
YOU!!!! The only difference you bastards are making is making your cult
followers poorer and even further in debt. We don’t call WWDB World Wide
Destructive BASTARDS for nothing!
Time for some keywords to draw in Amway IBO’s who are desperately searching the
Internet for information because the assholes in their Amway upline don’t tell
them piss all. Putting the wrong years in is intentional because Amway Ambots
are so fucked up they don’t know what year it is or just because they’re a card
carrying Amway asshole that gives them the power to turn back time.
Amway Family Reunion 2026
WWDB Family Reunion 2026
Amway WWDB Family Reunion 2026
World Wide Dream Builders Family Reunion 2026
Puryear Amway Family Reunion 2026
Duncan WWDB Family Reunion 2026
Duncan Amway WWDB Family Reunion 2025
Duncan Wide Dream Builders Family Reunion 2025
Duncan Amway Family Reunion 2025
Duncan WWDB Family Reunion 2025
Duncan Amway WWDB Family Reunion 2027
Duncan World Wide Dream Builders Family Reunion 2027
Amway Family Reunion 2027
WWDB Family Reunion 2027
Amway WWDB Family Reunion 2027
World Wide Dream Builders Family Reunion 2027
Amway sucks!
WWDB World Wide Dream Builders sucks!
Amway Family Reunion sucks!
All Amway functions suck!
FUCK AMWAY!
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