Our sack of shit Platinum used to taunt the Amway cult followers by saying “I could give you a loan but I won’t because that wouldn’t teach you anything. You wouldn’t learn how to make that money on your own.”
Well fuck! The only reason that sack of shit won’t give a loan is because he
has no extra cash lying around to give out a loan. Not only does he have a
family and household to maintain on an average salary because he is still
working a much hated job that pays the bills but he’s in Amway and that means
he’s broke all the time. And will be unless he reaches Diamond which he never
will because if that was in the cards for him it would have already happened
sometime in the last 20 years instead of falling in and out of Platinum
qualification. Probably getting angrier and angrier but unable to quit this
scam he has devoted most of his life to. (Sideline – from the time this was
originally posted the sack of shit Platinum was fired by Amway
and defected to Monavie where its safe to say he won’t reach Diamond there
either! LOL! Cause Monavie bit the dust. Don’t know the current scam he’s
flogging)
There were often pre-meetings that took place before the 8pm Amway meetings
that the good little Amway warriors had to march off to. These were usually
bullshit “counselling” sessions with the sack of shit Platinum. Could take
place on a one by one basis or sometimes a small group of ambots would be
summoned to meet at a coffee shop. When the sack of shit arrived he’d look
around for someone to buy him a snack. Usually at my Ambot who already runs a
profitable legitimate business and is older than the other little Amway ambots
in the room and more likely to have money or at least room on his credit card.
“Buy me a sandwich and coffee” the sack of shit Platinum would order and Ambot
would scurry to take care of his Amway cult leader that he worshipped so much.
Other times the sack of shit Platinum would show up at the coffee shop and just
call out for someone to get him a coffee and snack. Perhaps one or two of the
ambots would scurry to buy the asshole something but usually it was only my
husband volunteering. Nobody else had any money and I guess they all looked at
Ambot the only homeowner there who owned a legitimate business and drove a nice
car as Mr. Moneybags.
Here is a good time to say that our sack of shit Platinum NEVER offered to buy
a coffee or a snack for anyone.
What about transportation? It costs money to maintain a car. Almost every
Scamway meeting someone drove to the Platinum’s house to pick him up and drive
him to where the cult followers were waiting. Price of gas these days its
cheaper for the sack of shit Platinum to convince a cult follower that it was a
privilege to drive him around. The reality? Saved him putting gas in his car!
The Amway assholes in our upline also expected Ambot to buy the supplies they
needed for cult meetings. This was a variety of things. One was a laptop
because whoever’s laptop was slower than shit so Ambot would often sneak out of
the house with my laptop and give me another reason to dislike those assholes
when I decided to go online and couldn’t find my computer anywhere. I mean here
are all these fucking assholes in our Amway upline pretending that business is
going great and they’re making gazillions of money and none of them can afford
to buy a laptop to bring to Amway meetings to use in the presentation. Of which
the sack of shit Platinum always led the Amway cult meetings. Why can’t he
afford a laptop computer? Especially since he told us he makes about 100k in
Amway. People who earn a fraction of that in Amway can afford laptops and he
can’t? Scammer and liar!
Someone in our upline who claimed to be a 1000 pin - and perhaps he hit that
level at one time in the last 10 years but its not like he did ever again - had
a camera that was used for podcasts but it broke. Now instead of him buying
another or someone else who was at least 1000 pin level Ambot was ordered to
purchase one - $200 cha ching! - to use at Scamway meetings and one of the
upline assholes broke that one too. And no we never bought another. That was
about the time Ambot had enough of those fucking Amway assholes praying that I
would meet another man and leave him. You’d think the asshole who broke the
camera would replace it but not that cheap bastard! He probably convinced Ambot
there was something wrong with the camera. Blame the victim! Blame the camera!
Ambots are always quick to point the finger. I've got one finger I save for
people in Amway myself!
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You gotta wonder how those Amway assholes are struggling along at their cult
meetings once Ambot never returned with a working lap top and camera!
Same with Amway flash cards. Ambot bought them but the sack of shit Platinum
refused to do any cult meetings at our house because Ambot wasn’t able to bring
any prospects. We had a lot of no-shows. Well no shit! It is Amway after all.
No one wants to get involved with that pyramid scheme! But back to the flash
cards. Word was out that Ambot had them at home just in case the sack of shit
would hold a meeting at our house and soon he was ordered to bring them to all
cult meetings he attended so they could be used. Some thieving ambot in our
upline stole them. Oh well. Its not like I wanted them back! I would have even
sold them to the thieving Amway asshole for $10 - what a deal! But no. Our line
of sponsorship was WWDB the most unethical scheming thieving lying bastards
around.
Puts a whole new meaning to tool scam. If ambots can't afford to buy them then
they will steal them. Or break them in a jealous rage.
Are Amway IBO’s a bunch of cheap bastards are or they just constantly broke
thanks to their involvement in Amway?
Or do they have a sense of entitlement that just because they’re in Amway that
everyone else owes them?
I’d say its a combination of all 3.
Persons in Amway tend to be cheap about small things such as you have described, even though they pretend to be big spenders when they talk about how "rich" they are going to be very soon. Or when they lie to you about how "great" their Amway business is going.
ReplyDeleteThe reasons for this are as you say: most of them are broke or living from paycheck to paycheck at their jobs, but there is also this fact. Amway deliberately forces people to think in materialistic ways. Ambots talk about how rich they will be, what fancy cars and houses they are going to buy, what kind of extravagant vacations they will take, and how they are going to contribute thousands of dollars to their churches. And your up-line will severely criticize you if you do not have these absurd materialistic delusions, because that means "Your dream isn't BIG enough!"
It's all fantasy and bullshit, but Amway encourages it because it puts the Ambots in a certain frame of mind. They become fixated on money, on greed, on possessions, on showing off to friends and neighbors, and thinking of themselves as elitist big-shots to whom lower-level Ambots will look up to and pay homage. Money and possessions and status become their only reasons for existing.
This fixation turns them into something that is truly asinine: a penny-pinching jerk who borrows and steals somebody else's camera, who won't buy his own flashcards for a meeting, who is too cheap to spend for gas or for his snack and coffee at a diner, but who talks about how affluent he is and how he pays cash for everything. It's utterly laughable.
This is like a grade-school dropout proclaiming that he's going to be a brain surgeon, or a bum telling you that he'll be returning to his mansion shortly.
When I was a child, I remember that there was a skinny kid on the block who would brag that he had a lion at home, and that the lion taught him how to fight. I knew that this was absurd and untrue, but I never challenged him. I figured he was just bragging, or insane. But I realize now that he's exactly the kind of asshole that Amway encourages -- think BIG! -- have a DREAM! -- the reality doesn't MATTER!
Amway assholes are more than cheap bastards. They are cheap bastards living in a delusional world of riches and prestige.
Hi Anonymous. Thanks for all the great insight! LOL on these cheap ass Amway bastards. If Platinums were really rolling in dough from Amway - they'd be buying everyone food for the crowd instead of demanding an Ambot and probably a broke Ambot to buy them a meal or a snack.
DeleteI'm not saying rich people can't be thieves and steal from others but poor, broke people without morals - everyone inside the Amway cult that is - are more likely to be thieves.
Yes it sounds like that lion fighter probably grew up to become an Amway warrior.