My story of what its like to be married to an Amway cult follower. I expose the lies that our upline told and what happens at Amway meetings and functions. I leave the explanations of why Amway is a poor business opportunity or the tool scam to other bloggers. This blog mainly exists to curse out my former upline, aka the cult leaders, and to let everyone know what kind of idiots I had to put up with. Feel free to join in or live vicariously!
Tuesday, December 21, 2010
What’s in your garage?
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I thought the person in the video choose to have all those xango boxes. He's not taking a loss and helping xango leaders sell that garbage.
ReplyDeleteI don't know the story about the Xango in that video but Ambot says our Emerald brought in pallets of Perfect Water and his garage was stacked mostly with water "for either his personal consumption or future sales". No room in there for cars. Ambot said a lot of the boxes on the pallets ruptured during transit and one truck driver was pissed off at the puddles in the box (either a 3 ton or 5 ton truck not a semi trailer) that he had a mess to clean up. Well I guess when you come down to it all Amway is is one big mess that someone has to clean up!
ReplyDeleteIm sure many platinums and diamonds buy cases of doublex with other products and sell them on ebay. Seen that stuff sold at a huge discount.
ReplyDeleteI guess they got to get rid of them somehow. Seems to me it would be easier to take the hit on loss of PV and return them to Amway.
ReplyDeleteActually, if you want to prop up your business after it falls backwards, it makes sense to buy some products to enable you to maintain your fake qualification, so you qualify for various Amway and Amway Tool Scam bonuses.
ReplyDeleteWhat's in my garage?
ReplyDeleteThe two cars that I paid for in cash AFTER getting out of the Amroid business(because it's a pain in the ass).
And how did I get that garage (attached to a house)? That's right, I worked hard at a job and make 6 figures instead of chasing an illusion.
Years after we quit amway, we were finally able to deal with taking down the shelves we had put up for our amway products.
ReplyDeleteAnd the same vicious trolls that tell us we are liars will jump on this, too - well, why did you allow yourself to be forced to stock amway? blah, blah, blah
Here's why, asshole: if someone in my downline orders a single box of tampons, I had to order the entire case. When we went 1000 pv, we were told how priviledged we were to go RDC (Regional Distribution Center). Wow! We could order for our entire downline. Aren't we lucky?
What dumbasses. Our upline must have thought they got a real sucker this time. They were only too thrilled not to be shipping crap to us every week - and who can blame them?
We were constantly help up as examples of 1000 pvers. gag
It has taken us nearly a decade to use up all that shit. Foil, tampons, etc., etc.
It is awesome to finally be able to let off steam. And, Honey, I'm boiling!!!!
I think you should start up your own blog too. I'd love to read it!
ReplyDeleteWell at least you had (overpriced) stuff in your garage that you could use. I ended up tossing the extras.
Hi, Anna;
ReplyDeleteConfession time: I don't have any idea how to start my own blog and if household knew I was even doing this it would create problems.
I hope you don't feel I'm trying to take over your great blog. It's so much fun to read your stories - they'd make a great book.
I am happy to contribute to yours, with your permission, of course.
God speed
Anonymous, just go to www.blogger.com to create your own blog. Use any name you want. In case you haven't figured out Banana is not my last name just I heard it so many times when I was a kid! No one in your household would know if you use another name and seeing as how you've been out for 10 years they probably wouldn't care.
ReplyDeleteYour stories make a good contribution to this blog and hopefully gets the word out there to others what they're in for if they get involved with Amway.
I will consider it.
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