Sunday, May 15, 2011

Amway app

Someone did a search for an Amway app and ended up at my blog.

My first thought was you have to be kidding me and then I headed to the iTunes store to see if such a monster really exists.

Yup it does.

Type Amway in the search box and it brings up a few hits for Amway apps - some free, some paid, some may have nothing to do with Amway. There are also some Amway podcasts to subscribe to. I have no idea if they’re free or paid.

The top hit Amway app looks like it is probably sanctioned by Amway because the seller is listed as Alticor. Interesting that a seller is listed when its supposedly a free app. We all know by now when it comes to Amway NOTHING is free.

There are 2 reviews. I love the one who said he downloaded the app for his iPad but every time he tries it the app just closes. Now that can’t be a bad thing!

Its an omen man! Get out of Amway!!!!

So this post really serves no purpose other than to misdirect IBO’s who are looking for info on the Amway app. If I had an iPhone I’d find better things to do with it than be tormented with an Amway app.
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10 comments:

  1. CMS WebsitesMay 18, 2011 at 2:23 AM

    Thanks for great posting

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  2. ExAmbotMay 18, 2011 at 7:48 AM

    May it's time to counter with apps like
    amway scam app
    truth about amway app
    ambot get out now app

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  3. Anna BananaMay 26, 2011 at 10:08 PM

    I'm sure the people at Alticor are thrilled to know that this post is 8 on Google searches, first page. And they don't think it's worth their while to pay me the big bucks to close up shop and go away!

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  4. colinMay 26, 2011 at 10:59 PM

    Someone from ada should just write Anna a six figure cheque to go away lol:)

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  5. Anna BananaMay 27, 2011 at 11:06 AM

    Colin - they know I want 7 figures! I've actually had a company pay me to go away. Confidentiality agreement I signed can't say who or how much but the ballpark figure was between 50 and 100 K. I can be bought but Amway can't buy me as cheaply as their non competitor. Got bigger plans!

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  6. Anna BananaJune 20, 2011 at 7:28 PM

    Someone from Alticor in Grand Rapids Michigan did a Google search for "Amway apps" and ended up at this page. This post is in the top 5 hits for searching Amway apps.

    Amway - are you sure you don't want to write that check for me to go away? Ha ha!

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  7. colinJune 20, 2011 at 8:32 PM

    I come alot cheaper at 5-10k cause my losses & time where minimal. Take a trip to mexico for a month or so.

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  8. Anna BananaJune 20, 2011 at 9:30 PM

    I'm holding out for the big bucks. I guess I'm high maintenance! Maybe that's why my husband's former upline put the screws to him about giving me a life of grandeur and luxury.

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  9. colinJune 21, 2011 at 8:18 PM

    Anna, what you went through you deserve atleast 100k from them. I did like most people baught a kit and did squat. Maybe cause I never believed the scam would work

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  10. Anna BananaJune 22, 2011 at 9:40 AM

    Colin - maybe 100k a year for the rest of my life. Then I could be one of very few people who gets residual income rolling in from Amway! Their arrogance at underestimating the power of bloggers and the Internet is incredible.

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Comments are moderated but we publish just about everything. Even brainwashed ambots who show up here to accuse us of not trying hard enough and that we are lazy, quitters, negative, unchristian dreamstealers. Like we haven’t heard that Amspeak abuse from the assholes in our upline!

If your comment didn’t get published it could be one of these reasons:
1. Is it the weekend? We don’t moderate comments on weekends. Maybe not every day during the week either. Patience.
2. Racist/bigoted comments? Take that shit somewhere else.
3. Naming names? Public figures like politicians and actors and people known in Amway are probably OK – the owners, Diamonds with CDs or who speak at functions, people in Amway’s publicity department who write press releases and blogs. Its humiliating for people to admit their association with Amway so respect their privacy if they’re not out there telling everyone about the love of their life.
4. Gossip that serves no purpose. There are other places to dish about what Diamonds are having affairs or guessing why they’re getting divorced. If you absolutely must share that here – don’t name names. I get too many nosy ambots searching for this. Lets not help them find this shit.
5. Posting something creepy anonymously and we can’t track your location because you’re on a mobile device or using hide my ass or some other proxy. I attracted an obsessed fan and one of my blog administrators attracted a cyberstalker. Lets keep it safe for everyone. Anonymous is OK. Creepy anonymous and hiding – go fuck yourselves!
6. Posting something that serves no purpose other than to cause fighting.
7. Posting bullshit Amway propaganda. We might publish that comment to make fun of you. Otherwise take your agenda somewhere else. Not interested.
8. Notice how this blog is written in English? That's our language so keep your comments in English too. If you leave a comment written in another language then we either have to use Google translate to put it into English so everyone can understand what you wrote or we can hit the Delete button. Guess which one is easier for us to do?
9. We suspect you're a troublemaking Amway asshole.
10. Your comment got caught in the spam filter. Gets checked occasionally. We’ll get to you eventually and approve it as long as it really isn’t spam.

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