Monday, March 9, 2015
Get A 6 Month Jump On Other Amway Ambots
Seeing as how Amway WWDB Spring Leadership 2015 is coming up in April and May now’s a good time to revisit how we all used to listen to the Amway cult leader promise that the upcoming Amway function was going to be a life changing event. Just by going we’d be 6 months ahead of the IBO’s who didn’t go losers that they are!!! And here everyone in the room would do the old ambot chuckle to insult those dumb fucks not going to the next Amway function. HUA HUA HUA!!!
Some of the lines the Amway upline assholes say to pressure people to come to Amway functions:
Once in a lifetime opportunity
Life changing event
Biggest function of the year
Not to be missed
Some of those statements could be applied to a Madonna concert! Or viewing the pyramids in Egypt. Get it? Pyramids? Amway. Insert Amway ambot chuckle. HUA HUA HUA!!!!
The thing is between every Amway WWDB function those are some of the lines used by the Amway assholes to influence the cult followers to part with their money at a fucking stupid time wasting Amway shithole event.
Those Amway bastards are so UNoriginal!
There are endless Amway cult meetings held in a month but 4 times a year are major WWDB events Spring Leadership, Family Reunion, Dream Night and Free Enterprise Days FED where the Diamonds earn the bulk of their Amway income in the tool scam so they book a large venue to get as many IBO’s as they can to attend. The Amway Platinum and Emerald demons are usually the ones assigned to put the screws to the downline to ensure they fucking better get their asses to the function so the Diamonds can get richer.
The upline Amway assholes bullshit the downline into thinking its a once in a lifetime opportunity, that is until the next Amway once in a lifetime opportunity rolls around in 3 months.
This starts before the last function has ended. The sack of shit Platinum has his hand out wanting the cash for the next major function. This is a common Amway scheme. Gotta get that cash fast in case the ambot quits Amway sometime over the next couple of months. And if you take too damned long to buy the ticket to the next Amway brainwashing conference the upline will mock you and humiliate you in front of the other ambots at Amway cult meetings until you come up with the money and buy the ticket.
The lying assholes in the Amway upline brainwash the cult followers into believing that they will be learning about leadership, building a business, valuable training advice, and other bullshit Amway propaganda.
The only thing that is different about the WWDB Amway functions is they change the name every 3 months: Dream Night, Spring Leadership, Family Function, Free Enterprise Days FED.
There is no training, no business advice, nothing that will help people in a business Amway or anything else. The WWDB Amway functions are a scam. The whole point of holding them is for the Diamonds to make money not for any ambots to gain any business knowledge. The ticket money and commission from hotels is how those sitting at the top of the Amway pyramid make the bulk of their annual income. Now that those Amway assholes have the IBO’s money they have to come up with some kind of a show to keep the ambots entertained. Despite all the bullshit promises that the Amway assholes said about what was going to happen at this event, the same thing pretty much happens at all of them. The main reason the brainwashed ambots show up for these Amway functions is to swoon and worship the Diamonds the way their upline has taught them to behave when they come to one of these events and are in the presence of Scamway royalty. The Amway WWDB bullshit session lasts 12 hours or so. Keep the ambots up late and fill them with bullshit so they’ll agree to anything when they’re tired. One couple after another slinks across the stage and they brag about their houses, their sports cars, the luxury vacations they take, all their material possessions. Most of them thank god for bringing Amway into their lives at a time when he was digging ditches and she was slinging burgers at a dive and now look at them and all their riches. Then the next Barbie and Ken Amway Assholes slink across the stage and basically say the same thing except the jobs might be slightly different, always of the minimum wage no experience necessary type of labor. Sometimes they’ll show a video or slide show of their possessions. Whether or not they really own the stuff or its a staged picture shoot is unknown. Its not like you can believe anything that someone in Amway says anywhere because they’re the biggest fucking liars around.
A once in a lifetime not to be missed opportunity? Yeah? Only until the next one rolls around in 3 months.
No one needs to pay big bucks to listen to a bunch of lying Amway assholes. Just hang around Barnes & Noble long enough and an ambot will show up to bullshit you and invite you to a once in a lifetime opportunity.