Tuesday, August 15, 2017
Bring A Fucking Note!!!
The pompous sack of shit Platinum used to ride everyone's ass about not missing any Amway meetings. "There is no excuse to miss a meeting!" The cult leader would shriek from his pulpit.
Let's see. Let's go back to the 5 things in order of importance that the sack of shit wrote on the whiteboard every night.
1. God
2. Spouse
3. Family
4. Job
5 Amway
It would appear to me that there are 4 things higher on the list of importance than Amway that would give a cult follower an excuse to miss an Amway meeting.
But when the sack of shit finished hollering about there's no excuse not to miss a meeting, he would add that if we missed an Amway meeting, that we had to bring him a doctor's note.
What the fuck?????!!!!!
Uh, we're all adults here. Perhaps the reason we're missing an Amway meeting has nothing to do with illness or requiring a visit to the doctor. It probably has something to do with one of the other 4 reasons that are higher in importance than Amway.
Like we are really going to get a doctor's note because we had something better to do than attend a fucking Amway cult meeting.
Perhaps the reason we're not going to an Amway meeting is we've had enough of listening to a pompous sack of shit who loves the sound of his own voice spouting off lies.
Fucking Amway control freak.
Let’s just send out another big old FUCK YOU to every fucking Amway cult leader out there.
FUCK YOU!
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Bring a doctor's note (!) if you miss some stupid little dipshit Amway business meeting? You gotta be kidding.
ReplyDeleteIf we ever needed proof that Amway is designed to turn IBOs into brain-dead morons, this is it.
An Amway meeting is just meaningless blather and chitchat. It's a way for some fat-assed Platinum or other big pin to lord it over his subordinates, and tell them that they're not working hard enough.
Anonymous - I couldn't believe it when I heard it either. Bring a doctor's note if you're going to skip a fucking Amway cult meeting!
DeleteAmway Ambots are brainwashed morons controlled by their cult leaders who are power hungry little Hitlers.
Ahh, the faith, family, career lie. An oldie but a goodie... for bamboozling your victims. There's another MLM-cult that uses the same lure.
ReplyDeleteThe mind control shuts off the ability to see the cognitive dissonance of an "Independent" Business Owner being required to attend some BS revival meeting that really has nothing to do with actual business - just another indoctrination session to strengthen the control and enrich those at the top of the scam.
Shove your doctor's note up your ass.
Hi pinkvictim. It's amazing how people can go to Amway cult meetings all over the country but the content is exactly the same. Many MLM pyramid schemes follow Amway's bullshit because a lot of them are Amway defectors.
DeleteThere's never any business advice given at Amway meetings. When I go to business meetings in the real world it's all about learning a new computer program, marketing techniques, new legislation coming in and that sort of thing. Amway "business meetings" usually consist of yapping about all the negative stuff thats in the news or bitching about Ambots who missed that cult meeting or bitching about the clothes Ambots wear and the car they drive. Nothing to do with actual business because Amway is an expensive buying club and the losers are brainwashed to think they're "business owners" so brainwashing is part of all Amway meetings.
I'm with you. The sack of shit Platinum can shove the doctor's note up his ass.
When our upline compared Amway to God and our Diamond as Moses leading us to the promised land, I got out of Dodge. They actually moved Amway up the line to the #1 spot. Like you I was uncontrollable, unwilling to follow blindly, and a bad influence on hubby. I started petitioning the hubby to get out once I learned the truth about the tools scam but the Amway-as-God thing was the final straw. We've been out for 10 years and I'm still pissed about it.
ReplyDeleteHi Susanne. It's OK to still be pissed off about Amway and the assholes in the upline. It's OK to be pissed off at all things evil and things that try to destroy your life and send you into financial and emotional distress.
DeleteYup the Great Amway God and the devoted Ambot worshippers. To them nothing is more important than Amway. In a list of the 5 most important things - Amway fills all slots. And probably most of the next 5 slots.
At least once you're out of Amway there's a huge weight lifted off your shoulders and you can start getting your life back under control.
What I hated most was the mind-control efforts, the intense pressure to conform to every aspect of the system, being treated like so much cattle at every convention, encouraged to be sycophants of the upline. Ugh. So dehumanizing. It makes me sick to think about it.
DeleteSusanne - the brainwashing was incredible and the cult leaders who have the ability to do it. Terrifying! Of course there's people like me who sit through the brainwashing conferences and say you're full of shit you lying scamming son of a bitch. Of course it's very difficult to brainwash someone who doesn't like you and sees through your lies and bullshit.
DeleteI was in Amway (and got out) in 1970. And I'm still enraged at what I experienced in that corrupt, rotten cult.
ReplyDeleteAnonymous - its OK to still be outraged. Especially when the same tactics are still going on today and you ask why haven't the police or the courts shut down the Amway pyramid scheme so it can't keep hurting people.
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