Monday, October 29, 2018

We Didn’t Go Through The Darkness Of Amway To Stay There


We didn’t go through the darkness of Amway to stay there. We went through the darkness of Amway so that others can see the light.

There’s a big message to get out to people reading this who might be considering Amway because you’ve been prospected by an Ambot who got you in front of an Amway cult leader who’s one of the best closers when it comes to closing a sale. Maybe even suckered you to an Amway cult meeting. Did you get love bombed? That’s the fake nice stuff. Over the top interest in you. Hugging. Creepy cult shit.

The message? The most important thing to keep in mind if you’re considering joining the Amway cult?

Amway will only bring you financial and emotional distress.

We went through the darkness of Anway to help you see the light. This is so important we’ll say it again:

Amway will only bring you financial and emotional distress.

You will not get rich. You probably heard the Amway cult leader trying to give some legitimacy to their scam by saying Amway is not a get rich quick scheme.

Amway is also not a get rich slow scheme.

Amway is a not get rich EVER scheme.

The only people who get rich from Amway their last name is DeVos or VanAndel. If you want to get rich from Amway your best chance of doing so is to marry one of their heirs.

The other people who get rich (maybe) from Amway are the cult leaders. These are the people who started up their own cult sect like WWDB, BWW etc. These cult leaders mostly get rich from selling tickets to Ambots to come hear them speak. And what will they talk about? Just a bunch of motivational bullshit on how to be a dreamer. These Amway cult leaders want to sell you books and recordings of “motivational” messages. All of these are better known as the Amway tool scam.

Being inside Amway is being inside a dark place. Do you want to go through the darkness of Amway? Here’s what you have to look forward to: Anger. Despair. Always broke. Bankruptcy. Divorce. Lost jobs. Eviction. Foreclosure.

The dark side of Amway is nothing brings Ambots more happiness than destroying other people’s lives.

Going through the darkness of Amway means using your credit card to buy a bunch of useless Amway shit. Do not believe their lies and bullshit that the cult leaders feed you about how Amway will help you get out of debt. Amway will increase your debt. You have to buy 100PV of overpriced shitty Amway products every month to be eligible for a commission check. That’s spending around $300/month on a bunch of shit that you probably wouldn’t have bought in the first place from the grocery store like vitamins and energy drinks and water. And you’re using your credit card because this shit is bought on Amway’s online store. Here’s the stuff that the Amway asshole who signed you up didn’t tell you about. You’ll pile on more debt because you have to buy your $50 monthly membership to the Amway cult sect you got sucked into. Don’t forget you have to buy an outdated messaging system called Communikate for around $35 or $40/month. The Amway cult leaders get commission from that too. Ka ching ka ching to buy tickets to hear the Amway cult leaders talk. You’ll spend at least $500/month buy probably closer to $1000/month tithing the Great Amway God. Money you don’t have. Pull out that credit card and go further into debt.

Going through the darkness of Amway means getting brainwashed to believe stupid shit and lies about worshipping the Great Amway God and loving the fucking assholes in the Amway upline for no other reason than those dumb fucks signed up to Amway before you did.

Going through the darkness of Amway means watching your money slip out of your grasp as its taken away by the fucking assholes in the Amway upline. It means helping those Amway motherfuckers reach their goals and dreams. Going through the darkness of Amway means those same fucking Amway assholes are destroying your goals and dreams.

We didn’t go through the darkness of Amway to stay there. We didn’t put up with being abused by the fucking assholes in the Amway upline to stay inside that darkness of continued abuse in Amway. We went through the darkness of Amway to help you see the light.

Believers of the Great Amway God hate it that we talk about the darkness of Amway so that others can see the light. It comes down to the bottom line. Who wants to make money off you? Amway Ambots or Anna Banana? A scammer will lie to you to make money off you. Someone who went through the darkness of Amway so others can see the light does not make money. Someone who went through the darkness of Amway so others can see the light does not want to see more people get scammed out of their money. Who has more to lose by lying? Look at the bottom line? Who wants to make money from you. No one at marriedtoanambot is charging you a penny. Married To An Ambot is free. We went through the darkness of Amway so others can learn what it is really like in Amway - for free.

We didn’t go through the darkness of Amway to stay there. We survived the darkness and lived to tell our true life horror stories. If you don’t want to go through the darkness of Amway stay away from evil Amway bastards. They’re only out to steal your money, steal your time and steal your brain cells.

And one more time from marriedtoanambot let’s just send another big old FUCK YOU out to Amway Scamway and their scammer army of Ambots.



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8 comments:

  1. AnonymousOctober 30, 2018 at 12:23 PM

    Anna, this is a profoundly eloquent post -- one of your best!

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    1. Anna BananaOctober 30, 2018 at 3:49 PM

      Well thank you Anonymous. Though I had a little help... It seemed appropriate for this time of year. Halloween. Darkness. Evil.

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  2. AnonymousOctober 30, 2018 at 2:24 PM

    I have been posting here for the last 7-8 months or so since quitting Amway/WWDB and I don't know if this is normal but I still don't use my real name...when I post I click on "Anonymous" instead of my google account name...I'm afraid my upline will see me since this is a very prolific anti-Amway blog which they might look at. Not that they will do anything to me (at least I don't think), and I don't talk to them anymore, but is it normal to be afraid of your former upline? I have a degree in psychology/criminology (I'm afraid even that will tip them off if they look at this blog lol), so I'm always trying to figure things out. I've even gone so far as to think that maybe I'm afraid of my upline because of a past life entanglement or something weird like that. Sorry if I've rambled too much I'm just trying to figure things out.

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    1. Anna BananaOctober 30, 2018 at 3:56 PM

      Hi Anonymous. That's OK. Most people don't use their real names. It's really embarrassing to admit you're in Amway or used to be in Amway. People don't want others to know they were so stupid to fall for the Amway scam. Plus as you mentioned some people are scared of Amway assholes and being targeted. And as they should be. People in Amway are the most evil motherfuckers you'll ever meet in your life. Especially now that Charles Manson is dead.

      Yes being afraid of your former Amway upline is reasonable because those bastards are very comfortable breaking the law. We have an alarm system and dogs and keep a loaded gun in the bedroom. Not so much due to concern about Amway Ambots as this is just the nature of the times we live in and protecting yourself from evil. And nothing is more evil than Amway Ambots.

      Are you still told at Amway meetings to avoid this blog? I know if a bunch of losers told me not to look at something, I'd go check it out to see what they're so scared about that I'll find out.

      Good to hear that you don't talk to your upline anymore. That's part of breaking loose of the hold this cult has on you. If you ignore their phone calls and texts the upline will eventually move on to their next victim cause they can't abuse you any more.

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    2. AnonymousOctober 30, 2018 at 8:29 PM

      I'm not so much embarrassed that I was formerly in Amway...well a little embarrassed ha ha (on a side note my friend spotted my "Amway" folder in my car and boy did we have an enlightening, therapeutic discussion...but more on that another day). But I guess I'm afraid because...that's what I'm trying to figure out. I don't think they (my immediate former upline) are physically dangerous, but more-so "emotionally dangerous". There was so much back talking and bull shit and they were so disapproving of me when I didn't have enough money to fund the monthly cost. Also my aunt/uncle actually raised my cousins in a cult where they were abused (The Children of God - didn't know the stuff that happened until later) so maybe I have a extra large reaction to the damage that cults can do? Well at Amway meetings and at "coffee introductions" new potential members are warned to avoid the internet information regarding Amway.

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    3. Anna BananaOctober 31, 2018 at 11:58 AM

      Anonymous - most Ambots are too embarrassed to say the A word. You know that from Amway cult meetings. Ambots are told to avoid saying Amway because of Amway's bad reputation, so they say they're with WWDB or they use Amway to ship their products or whatever to trick prospects and customers.

      Emotionally dangerous describes very accurately the Amway upline. And as you said probably more emotionally dangerous than physically. The Amway upline are bullies. And like most bullies they're cowards. If they harrass you, call the police and file a complaint. Just the police showing up on their doorstep will be enough to make them stop. And yes those Amway assholes are all over you if you say you can't afford to buy more Amway shit or buy tickets to the next Amway function. They are brutal in their attacks!

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  3. AnonymousOctober 30, 2018 at 4:34 PM

    If you are fully out of Amway, and there are no financial obligations left on your part, then your former up-line has no legal basis whatsoever for doing anything against you.

    If he continues to contact or harass you in any way, simply call the police and register an official complaint with them. Give them the guy's full name and address and phone number.

    If you are still being bothered, get an Order of Protection against him. This is a very easy thing to do, and it will scare the shit out your up-line.

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    1. AnonymousNovember 1, 2018 at 2:23 PM

      Ah yes, please call the police in case things goes bad.

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Comments are moderated but we publish just about everything. Even brainwashed ambots who show up here to accuse us of not trying hard enough and that we are lazy, quitters, negative, unchristian dreamstealers. Like we haven’t heard that Amspeak abuse from the assholes in our upline!

If your comment didn’t get published it could be one of these reasons:
1. Is it the weekend? We don’t moderate comments on weekends. Maybe not every day during the week either. Patience.
2. Racist/bigoted comments? Take that shit somewhere else.
3. Naming names? Public figures like politicians and actors and people known in Amway are probably OK – the owners, Diamonds with CDs or who speak at functions, people in Amway’s publicity department who write press releases and blogs. Its humiliating for people to admit their association with Amway so respect their privacy if they’re not out there telling everyone about the love of their life.
4. Gossip that serves no purpose. There are other places to dish about what Diamonds are having affairs or guessing why they’re getting divorced. If you absolutely must share that here – don’t name names. I get too many nosy ambots searching for this. Lets not help them find this shit.
5. Posting something creepy anonymously and we can’t track your location because you’re on a mobile device or using hide my ass or some other proxy. I attracted an obsessed fan and one of my blog administrators attracted a cyberstalker. Lets keep it safe for everyone. Anonymous is OK. Creepy anonymous and hiding – go fuck yourselves!
6. Posting something that serves no purpose other than to cause fighting.
7. Posting bullshit Amway propaganda. We might publish that comment to make fun of you. Otherwise take your agenda somewhere else. Not interested.
8. Notice how this blog is written in English? That's our language so keep your comments in English too. If you leave a comment written in another language then we either have to use Google translate to put it into English so everyone can understand what you wrote or we can hit the Delete button. Guess which one is easier for us to do?
9. We suspect you're a troublemaking Amway asshole.
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