Tuesday, November 27, 2018
Helpful Tip: Do Not Buy XS Energy Drink Gear
Ambot was so hyped with everything Amway that he went to the XS Gear website undoubtedly encouraged by his upline and purchased some items. Ambot never drank energy drinks prior to getting involved in Amway but during the Amway dark ages he purchased boxes of XS energy drinks weekly and consumed them with frighteningly urgency. It was only natural he would want to promote the product that his upline convinced him was going to pave his path to riches.
He purchased what could best be described as a nylon webbed cycling outfit - shirt and shorts. He also purchased an XS cooler to store all his XS energy drinks and carry them dutifully to all Amway meetings.
The problem with the shirt and shorts was that they arrived in a smaller size than Ambot ordered and they charged his credit card so they had his money. Thus began many phone calls back and forth between Ambot and XS Gear. After dicking Ambot around for several weeks XS Gear finally admits they don’t have his size and won’t be getting any more because its a discontinued product. After all IBO’s are so busy attending meetings and functions, dealing with multiple phone calls and texts from upline, showing the plan, and all the other time-consuming bullshit that goes on inside “the business” who’s got time to ride a bike.
Ambot tried to return the clothes but XS Gear refused to take them back. Remember they strung him along with telephone tag for a long time and checking the stockroom for other sizes? They have a refund policy only if the items are returned within 30 days. The time frame had expired.
Let’s see. Whose fault was it for charging the credit card and then shipping the wrong size?
Their suggestion to Ambot? “Keep taking the product and one day you’ll fit into the clothes.”
What a bunch of fucking idiots especially since they sent the wrong size in the first place instead of coming clean from the start and admitting to Ambot they were unable to fill the order. No wonder Amway partners with them. Always good to have a partner store on hand that shares similar philosophies in fucking over IBO’s.
I’m not sure what happened to those clothes. I haven’t seen them. Its possible Ambot chucked them out or put them in with other clothes we donate to charity. Maybe they’re stuck in the back of the closet and I’ll run into them again one day. He never wore them.
As for the XS cooler? We didn’t really need another cooler. We have 2 or 3 already. Ambot probably only bought it for bragging rights to impress his upline and crossline about how devoted he is. Ambot loaned it to one of the fucking assholes in his Amway upline and they stole it. Never to grace our house again thank God!
That’s one of the best things about ending our Amway business - no longer dealing with lowlife lying, greed-consumed Amway IBO thieves.
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So the XS gear seems to be the exception for Ambots always wearing business suits. I guess all the stress of playing businessman requires some exercise. However, with the mistake, Amway always functions by the philosophy of "It's not Amway's fault. It's yours."
ReplyDeleteAnother reason why I believe that the name XS refers to its cost. Red Bull is less expensive and more readily available.
Hi Anonymous. The Red Bull would be less expensive, better quality and less embarrassing to wear than Amway shit.
DeleteXS Gear was "a discontinued product." That simply means that one one was buying the crap.
ReplyDeleteYeah I’d say so. Limited market to brainwashed Amway Ambots. Probably not so good PV.
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