Monday, December 24, 2018

The Ambot Louse


Thanks to one of our readers for this Christmastime poem! LOL! So true! And make sure you’re not drinking anything you don’t want to spit all over your computer screen. LOL!



'Twas the night before Christmas, and all through the house

Not a creature was stirring save Ambot the Louse.

He went to each stocking and took out good stuff

And filled them with Amway crap -- more than enough

To turn the whole holiday into a flop:

Soap products, toothpaste, and other pure slop.

Ambot the Louse took his big stolen stash

Down to a pawnshop, and hocked it for cash

Which he then sent up-line to some Platinum fucks

Who mailed him CDs in exchange for the bucks.



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6 comments:

  1. AnonymousDecember 24, 2018 at 5:36 PM

    I went out with two friends the other day after seeing some beautiful Christmas lights...and somehow it came to light that my friend had also been in Amway. Boy did we have an interesting discussion. Even though he was involved years before me the experiences were similar. He talked about how his upline tried to control his life, his parents were concerned but couldn't do anything, his upline bought all this stuff pretending they owned it but it was really financed, they were angry when he couldn't sponsor anyone ecetera, ecetera. It was nice to find another ex-Ambot in real life.

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    1. Anna BananaDecember 27, 2018 at 8:22 PM

      Hi Anonymous. Well what's most fascinating is that both you and your friend admitted you were in Amway. I mean that's pretty embarrassing for most people. Even current IBOs show up here and leave comments saying they're not in Amway. And then spout off a bunch of canned Amspeak that only an Ambot would know! And yes everyone has very similar experiences. Even more than getting scammed and brainwashed and buying overpriced shitty products. The things said at Amway cult meetings don't change much. I've read posts from people who were in Amway in the 70's and 90's and the things they saw and heard are still on the agenda today. Everyone in Amway is angry because they're losing money and can't sponsor anyone. The only ones who love Amway got in early enough that today they're at the top of the pyramid.

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  2. RayDecember 25, 2018 at 1:44 PM

    My sincere condolences to anyone who got Amway shit this Christmas. It's like something you step in and it sticks to your shoe and you track it into your house if you don't see it or smell it in time to clean it off. Maybe someone could invent a better Louse Trap to catch the Amway grinch before he fouls up Christmas stockings. Bait it with something that looks like a sucker Amway prospect and you will catch one for sure, Merry Christmas!

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    1. Anna BananaDecember 27, 2018 at 8:26 PM

      I'm with you Ray. Sending out condolences to everyone who is not an Ambot who got Amway shit this Christmas. How disappointing is that?

      How do you catch the Amway grinch? Better question - why would you want to?

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  3. JoecoolDecember 27, 2018 at 5:17 PM

    You're a mean one, Mr Louse
    You really are a heel
    You're as cuddly as a cactus
    You're as charming as an eel
    Mr. Louse, you're a bad banana

    (Mr. Louse), with the greasy black peel

    You're a vile one, Mr Louse
    You got termites in your smile
    You have all the tender sweetness
    Of a seasick crocodile (Mr. Louse)

    You're a foul one, Mr Louse
    Friends, you don't have none
    I wouldn't touch you with a thirty-nine-and-a-half foot pole!

    You're a monster, Mr Louse
    Your heart's an empty hole

    You're a goner, Mr Louse
    You got garlic in your soul, Mr. Louse

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    1. Anna BananaDecember 27, 2018 at 8:27 PM

      Ha ha. That's pretty funny Joecool!

      Mr. Ambot Louse.

      No one wants to touch that!

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Comments are moderated but we publish just about everything. Even brainwashed ambots who show up here to accuse us of not trying hard enough and that we are lazy, quitters, negative, unchristian dreamstealers. Like we haven’t heard that Amspeak abuse from the assholes in our upline!

If your comment didn’t get published it could be one of these reasons:
1. Is it the weekend? We don’t moderate comments on weekends. Maybe not every day during the week either. Patience.
2. Racist/bigoted comments? Take that shit somewhere else.
3. Naming names? Public figures like politicians and actors and people known in Amway are probably OK – the owners, Diamonds with CDs or who speak at functions, people in Amway’s publicity department who write press releases and blogs. Its humiliating for people to admit their association with Amway so respect their privacy if they’re not out there telling everyone about the love of their life.
4. Gossip that serves no purpose. There are other places to dish about what Diamonds are having affairs or guessing why they’re getting divorced. If you absolutely must share that here – don’t name names. I get too many nosy ambots searching for this. Lets not help them find this shit.
5. Posting something creepy anonymously and we can’t track your location because you’re on a mobile device or using hide my ass or some other proxy. I attracted an obsessed fan and one of my blog administrators attracted a cyberstalker. Lets keep it safe for everyone. Anonymous is OK. Creepy anonymous and hiding – go fuck yourselves!
6. Posting something that serves no purpose other than to cause fighting.
7. Posting bullshit Amway propaganda. We might publish that comment to make fun of you. Otherwise take your agenda somewhere else. Not interested.
8. Notice how this blog is written in English? That's our language so keep your comments in English too. If you leave a comment written in another language then we either have to use Google translate to put it into English so everyone can understand what you wrote or we can hit the Delete button. Guess which one is easier for us to do?
9. We suspect you're a troublemaking Amway asshole.
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