We’ve all heard of Santa’s naughty and nice list.
I prefer to keep a shit list. Every Amway Ambot out there is on my shit
list.
Once an ambot has had enough of being love bombed to death by Amway cult members and losing money in the Amway pyramid scheme and quits Scamway, they now find themselves on the Amway ambot shit list.
The Amway cult is a fucked up religion that worships money. They lure in prospects with promises of riches and hype them up to believe that all their dreams of material possessions will come true thanks to Amway and that in 2 to 5 years they will be rolling in dough with gazillions of dollars in residual income every month and they’ll never have to work again.
The Amway cult offers instant friendship. And extremely affectionate instant friends. Demon friends! Over the top ambots who hang on to your every word with dumb grins on their faces as if you are the most fascinating person they’ve ever met, hand out overly zealous compliments, and want to hug hug hug! And squeal and scream whenever they see you like you’re a long lost friend they haven’t seen in 20 years instead of some ambot they ran into last night at an Amway cult meeting.
Eventually most ambots wise up and quit the scam. Had enough of the fucking Amway pyramid scheme!
Quitting means stop buying overpriced Amway products = no PV for the ambot or any of the assholes in their Amway upline. Oooohhhh!!!!!!! That really pisses off those upline Amway assholes! Angers them to no extent. Amway friends are only your friends as long as you’re handing over money to them. They only like you for your money and how much money they can make off you. There’s gotta be some reason behind why they put on that phony ass “I love you” routine.
The ambot stops attending Scamway meetings. That means less money under the mattress of some asshole in the Amway upline. Whoever it is - Diamond or Emerald - who is not making as much money as he’d like at the last cult meeting will ride the ass of the cult leaders in his downline. “Where’s my money!!!! Sign up more ambots!!! I need a fucking Mercedes!!!!”
Nope the ambot who quit won’t budge and won’t hand over more cash. They realized they’re not making money in Amway. Its nearly impossible to find customers to buy overpriced shitty Amway products. They can’t find prospects to come to Amway meetings much less sign up to be an Amway IBO. They cut their losses and stop.
Maybe they actually liked some of the assholes in their Amway upline and want to remain friends with them. Nope won’t happen. Amway friends are only your friends as long as you’re handing money over to them. You are OUT!!!!
At the next Amway cult meeting the sack of shit Platinum gets the word out to the other cult members to ostracize the ambot who left the flock. They lost their dream. Their dream wasn’t big enough. They didn’t try hard enough. They had an unsupportive wife. They listened to too many dreamstealers. They became negative. Usually a one hour rant in the next Amway cult meeting. Maybe the next few cult meetings. The sack of shit Platinum needs some material to entertain the cult followers for 3 or 4 hours.
About 6 months or so after Ambot finally quit the Amway cult we ran into an ambot at the gas station. Ambot went over and said hi to him while I filled the tank. The ambot smiled at him in that stupid way Amway losers smile and said he wasn’t allowed to talk to us.
Gee who would have handed down that command?
The sack of shit Platinum!
Yup. We quit Amway and ended up on the ambot shit list!
I can’t tell you how devastating that is to me! Ha ha ha!
Like I really care that a bunch of fucking assholes from Amway don’t want to associate with us!
So that’s how you end up on the ambot shit list. You quit Amway!
I can’t believe they tell Ambot Not to talk to people who left. That is so typical of cult behavior. Kind of reminds me of Scientology too from the documentary I watched with Leah Remini. I haven’t had a chance to read all of your posts yet so I’m sure you addressed this, but I was wondering, how did Ambot finally see the light and quit? Did you convince him or did he come around on his own?
ReplyDeleteHi Anonymous. Yeah these cults are all the same when someone quits. The cult leader forbids the followers to have anything to do with the defectors. I didn't have a problem with that because those Amway losers just weren't my kind of people. 95% of IBO's quit Amway within 2 years, most within a few months when they realized they got scammed and they only chance they have of making money is by scamming others. My husband finally figured out the money thing wasn't adding up and how evil the Amway cult leaders are.
DeleteThe ambots use to haunt people at this pizza parlor I hung out at. What's worst is they even follow people home. Nonstop trying to chat to them lol. Back then I only cared about this arcade game and cheap pizza. Having them chase me down is so annoying. I remember this wife of a ambot telling me her husband had something like hodgekin cancer or disease. Told the B itch maybe if her ambot hubby died. ...there will be less haunting and annoyance. Of course they think I'm evil lol
ReplyDeleteAnonymous - that's just all part of the Amway creepy factor. What you've described is normal Ambot behavior. Whether or not that Ambot had a disease is suspect. Two Amway cult leaders pulled that terminal illness bullshit to scam people into "donating" money to help with medical costs. No illness except of the mental kind. They ended up in jail. Ambots are scammers. If one scam doesn't work they'll try another. I bet there are lots of Ambots out there that wished they'd thought up the homeless man helping a woman who'd run out of gast using his last $20 to buy gas for her story and setting up a go fund me page first! Just for shits and giggles go to go fund me and plug Amway into the search box. There's usually a bunch of Amway losers looking for donations to get to the next Amway brainwashing conference.
DeleteThe husband has Hodgkins' disease, and he's running around in pizza parlors trying to sell Amway? Good grief.
ReplyDeleteIt reminds me of the story of the IBO who was dying of cancer, but still traveled several hundred miles to attend an Amway function. Of course he was highly "edified" by the up-line scum.
LOL Anonymous. There are all kinds of those stories kicking around. The woman in labor who went to an Amway function instead of the maternity ward. The husband (probably not married to the above woman) who went to an Amway meeting instead of the hospital with his wife when she went into labor. Amway attracts scammers and losers.
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