Wednesday, January 16, 2019

Amway Flaunted As A Recession Proof Business


I can’t tell you how many times I heard the upline sack of shit Platinum spout off that Amway is a recession proof business. He would follow that statement up by saying even in a recession people still need to eat, drink, and use toilet paper.

I have a recording by our fucking asshole Amway sponsor where he says “people running around with their heads cut off about the recession and getting laid off.” He follows that by saying how he starts putting fear into people about their job and how he hopes they don’t have all their eggs in one basket because they’ll be finished. He continues with the scare tactics saying he hopes they have more than one way of making money because if its slow now before Christmas, what’s going to happen after Christmas.

Smarmy son of a bitch.

So what happens when families incomes are disrupted due to lay offs or hours getting cut? Or being ordered to show up for work and not getting paid cause I don't consider an IOU being able to cover the bills. Do they look for ways to save money or do they go crazy buying expensive products?

I can’t remember the price of Amway’s toilet paper but it seems to me it was around $60 but I don’t know how many rolls, maybe 48. Whatever many rolls that’s still too high. Get 48 of a well known brand for $15, $20 at the grocery or drug store.

OK, glossed right over that. The Platinum sack of shit also mentioned eat and drink, everyone has to do that.

Sure but when I want food and drink I want it probably that same day not wait a few days for it to be shipped to me. I always shop at a local produce store that’s open year round for my fruits and vegetables. I find they’re fresher and much lower priced than grocery stores. My shopping list might vary with local produce that’s in season or a recipe I’m making but I can go to the produce store and buy a sack of potatoes, a bag of onions, tomatoes, carrots, celery, mushrooms, peppers, bananas, grapes, oranges, apples and get change from a $20 bill.

What kind of fresh vegetables and fruit does Amway sell? Would that be none? Oh wait some IBO is going to argue with me that who needs fresh produce when they can buy Nutrilite vitamins. Ah yes there’s a healthy choice. Not to mention an expensive one. When you’re hungry munching an apple might fill you up a bit. Pop a vitamin and you’ll still be hungry afterwards!

Does Amway sell eggs? Hmm, would that be another no? But my neighbor who’s got an in with a chicken farmer sells them for $1/dozen.

There’s a warehouse bakery that supplies all the grocery stores around here. They have a shop at their warehouse. I’ve been going there for years and buying bread for half price or less than what’s charged at the grocery stores. I can stock up my freezer for a month on less than $20 and that’s gourmet grain bread, garlic bread, bagels, and hamburger buns.

Who can tell me what kind of bread Amway sells? An IBO might argue Amway sells crackers and I should change my eating habits.

I bet those crackers cost a lot less at the grocery store than what Amway sells them for.

Then I hit the grocery store for the rest of my shopping. Now is when IBO’s will try to convince me that just about everything I want to buy at the grocery store is available from Amway. What about seafood - fresh or frozen? Does Amway sell that? Oh god some IBO is going to spout off about Nutrilite with Omega 3.

Drinks? Um I don’t drink energy drinks and XS is fucking disgusting so I’d never buy that! Perfect Water at a per bottle price of $2 each. I can buy a case of bottled water at Wal-Mart for $2 or $3 depends if its on sale. I don’t normally buy bottled water anyway. Our tap water is good. I tried some chocolate flavored Amway drink once in a tetra pack. Tasted like chalk. Don’t know what it was. Ambot thought I liked it so he ordered more and when they arrived they’d already passed the expiry date so I wouldn’t drink them. Really good quality control there Amway!

Recession or not people like to get good deals and they’ll shop where they can get good prices and get their money’s worth. When money is tight some people will even forgo quality for price. I can fill my fridge, freezer, larder for a month with good healthy choices for under $300 the minimum amount that IBO's have to fork out each month to stay in qualification to get a less than $10 check. That $300 worth of PV isn't putting hot, tasty, healthy meals on my table. Not to mention the ice cream for dessert that Amway can't sell me.

Amway IBO's can claim all they want that Amway is a recession proof business but can you find customers or sign up new prospects when money is tight?

Whether or not Amway’s a recession proof business is debatable - depending on whether or not you’re an IBO! - but selling to customers who’ve been hit by the recession and are watching their pennies is a tough sell. Why  pressure these people? They’re already struggling financially why push them on a business with a 99% failure rate.




4 comments:

  1. Anna, this is a brilliant column! One of your best!

    It shows how utterly stupid and corrupt the higher up-line in Amway is, and how mindless the lower-level ones are. Telling persons that they can survive a recession and a job layoff by being in Amway and living off Amway products? Huh? Could anybody on the planet be that goddamned stupid or evil?

    Eat Amway energy bars and vitamins and Perfect Water instead of normal food? What kind of an asshole would even dare to make such a suggestion? Only someone in Amway.

    You can make up for a lost paycheck by selling people crummy Amway products? Is that for real? Only someone in Amway would make such an asinine suggestion.

    Amway is a criminal enterprise, and I wish it would be targeted by lawmakers who could prosecute it under the RICO Act. Every fucking Platinum and big pin and Diamond should be dragged away in handcuffs.

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    1. Anonymous - thanks!

      And I'm hoping that anyone involved in the government shut down who's getting prospected by an Amway loser searches online first. Telling people who are struggling financially to take out more debt in the Amway scam is vicious!

      Amway Ambots are evil!

      And yes only a fucking Amway loser would tell others to eat vitamins and food bars instead of normal food. That's what worshipping the Great Amway God does to a person.

      Oh yes. We can only wish that one day all those evil troublemaking lying scamming Amway bastards get dragged away in handcuffs.

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  2. How's going to the shops working out for you these days? Do they still sell toilet paper pmsl

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    1. Bernard - for me no problems shopping. I bought a big package of toilet paper at the grocery store last week - and it was on sale - and a top name brand. I was actually at the store to buy other things but seeing as how it was on sale I got a package, 20 or 24 rolls, I can't recall now. I shop when I see things on sale so I have them on hand. And yesterday I saw paper towels on the shelf but I didn't need to buy any and they weren't on sale so pass. We knew a few days ago we needed to rerun this post again. You should stop by and leave a comment there too to get it higher in the search engine ranking. Thanks!

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