My story of what its like to be married to an Amway cult follower. I expose the lies that our upline told and what happens at Amway meetings and functions. I leave the explanations of why Amway is a poor business opportunity or the tool scam to other bloggers. This blog mainly exists to curse out my former upline, aka the cult leaders, and to let everyone know what kind of idiots I had to put up with. Feel free to join in or live vicariously!
Wednesday, February 13, 2019
Amway Ambots Are Phoney Ass Pins
There were IBO’s we knew that became 1000 pins. Our Platinum would sneer at them that they were phoney 1000 pins and yes he was right. These suckers were putting thousands of dollars in Amway purchases on the credit card in a month so they could meet their upline’s goals and so they could “walk across the stage”.
Yeah so what? I appeared in ballet recitals when I was younger. I’ve pirouetted across a few stages in my time. Big deal.
Let’s see. Anyone upline checking to see if any of these 1000 pins actually have customers, especially the ones with no downline? Somewhere in the Amway rules it states how many retail customers one must have or some percentage before being eligible for a bonus check. Obviously our last sack of shit Platinum was well aware of the phoney pins and he wasn't doing his part by ensuring the downline had the required amount of outside of Amway retail customers.
I have no idea what the criteria is but I’m sure someone more familiar with those rules will chime in to the comment box. Maybe they’ll also chime in why nobody upline checks to see if the IBO has made sales to outside customers who are not in Amway.
I can tell you nobody upline checked that Ambot actually had customers before he got his $10 or $20 check each month depending on how much money he’d spent on Amway products.
I am happy to say during our last descent into hell that Ambot did not become a phoney 1000 pin. I don’t think he had that much space available on his credit card otherwise he’d have probably tried.
I am unhappy to say that Ambot did become a phoney 1000 pin during the first WWDB stint. His upline Platinum pushed him so that fucker could meet some goal I guess. He spent all day on the phone trying to convince friends and relatives to buy products. I think he may have had a couple of friends commit to making small purchases but the majority of his purchases were for his own consumption, mainly vitamins. So he got his phoney pin and walked across the stage years ago. Whooppee!
Then the credit card bill arrived the next month and he’s sitting here staring at all these boxes of Double X that we’ll never use nor find anyone else to buy. There were other products as well. I just remember he bought a lot of vitamins.
He managed to return some for a refund which put his PV/BV into a negative situation. Also put his Platinum in a negative situation because the old shithead phoned to bitch at him about all his returns and point out he’d lost his eligibility for being a 1000 pin. I don’t think he cared anymore by that point. But get this. The sack of shit Platinum bitches about buying him dinner because he met that level.
Ha ha! That fucking asshole is bitching about dinner and we’d spent thousands of dollars on the Amway scheme. Who should be bitching at who here?
And one more time from marriedtoanambot let’s just send another big old FUCK YOU out to Amway Scamway and their scammer army of Ambots.
8 comments:
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Wow. More Amway hypocrisy. They always preach the "Be your own best customer and buy from your own store" mantra, but chide the people who do that to extremes in order to gain PV and pins.
ReplyDeleteIt's pretty clear that the general public doesn't want garbage Amway products that are horrible in price and quality. Thus, the cult makes money on its internal sales to brainwashed Ambots who want to go Diamond. You'd think the upline wouldn't care where their extra commissions were coming from.
Why do that when you can skip the Amway racket altogether and get better quality goods at Walmart for a fraction?
Anonymous - Amway losers are the biggest hypocrites around! LOL! The cult leaders bitch about everything. They bitch when the Ambots don't buy enough and they bitch when the Ambots buy enough Amway shit so they can get to a pin level.
DeleteAnd you're right. Why would they give a shit as long as the commission keeps rolling in.
A pin for selling soaps? How embarrassing.
ReplyDeleteYeah. That kinda feels like the cheap plastic prizes kids get selling overpriced crap through school fundraisers. I have referred to those rackets as "Amway Junior" before.
DeleteAnonymous - everything Amway is embarrassing. That's why Ambots go around denying they're not in Amway. Too fucking embarrassing to admit that you're an Amway loser! Or used to be! LOL!
Delete2nd Anonymous - cheap prizes is one thing. This cheap Amway pin cost the Ambot thousands of dollars.
DeleteMy cousin in Amway deny he's in Amway on Facebook! he even delete some of his timeline to make sure of that!
ReplyDeleteAnonymous- well it’s really fucking embarrassing to admit you’re in Amway so I can see why he’d want to delete it. All Ambots lie about being in Amway.
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