Tuesday, February 19, 2019
Amway Ambots Chant: Your J.O.B. Is A Pyramid
How many people remember being at Amway meetings and the cult leader would screech out “Your job is a pyramid!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!”
And then to punctuate it the sack of shit would draw a bunch of circles, you know how Amway cult leaders love doing that, in kind of a pyramid style. The owner of the company would be at the top and then various tiers down of managers and supervisors and then workers.
According to the sack of shit Amway loser drawing those circles the Ambot will always be at the bottom of the pyramid whether it’s the Amway pyramid or the J.O.B. pyramid that the Amway cult leader is bitching about. That’s also part of the Amway plan to make their followers hate their jobs.
Companies come in all sizes so the J.O.B. pyramids they were drawing would be more like a larger corporation where there could be all kinds of managers. Maybe something like a big box store.
Typical Amway ambot propaganda. The life of an Amway Ambot is to lie, deny, distract, and defend. And duplicate. Let’s not forget the Ambots going rabid parroting their Amway cult leaders and accusing everyone that their J.O.B. is a pyramid.
Most people who work jobs don’t have to put so much effort into defending their employer. And if they did, why would they keep working there? Who needs that kind of headache. Wasn’t hired to be a PR machine.
Seeing as how most people when referring to a pyramid scheme think of Amway, naturally Amway warriors have to fight back and defend their beloved employer and try to distract the person who is not an Amway cult member. So that’s why the Amway cult leaders come up with this dumb fuck mantra: Your J.O.B. is a pyramid.
The thing is most people who work jobs, even if it’s a minimum wage job and even if they only work one hour a month, still make more money than an Amway ambot picking up a $10 monthly commission. But most people work more than an hour a month so all those people out there working jobs are making a hell of a lot more money than an Amway “business owner”.
People who work jobs have the opportunity to get benefits, vacation time, pension plan, etc. People who work jobs and if extra training is required, its usually paid for by the employer. If any travel is required either for training or as part of the job, normally the employer pays for travel, hotel, meal allowance, and car rental. People who have jobs don’t have to buy from their company as a condition of employment in order to receive a paycheck.
Amway ambots can’t say the same thing about their employer. Ambots are expected to pay for their own training and the transportation and other related expenses to get there. Amway Ambots have to spend at least $300/month buying shitty overpriced Amway products in order to earn a commission of around $10. Ambots have to pay around $50/month to their cult sect, $40 a month for Communikate, $50 or more on books and CD’s, and hundreds more buying tickets to hear Amway cult leaders speak. Say $500 to $1000/month minimum – depends if there’s a major Amway function that month.
So what’s the better path to take. Be part of the Amway pyramid spending $$$ hundreds $$$ each month to earn $10 or work a “your J.O.B. is a pyramid!!!!!!!!!!!!!” job where you earn hundreds maybe thousands of dollars a month and don’t lose any money.
Which makes better economic sense? Paying your boss to work there like Amway ambots do or having your boss pay you for working there. Except by now Amway Ambots will be screeching “I’m a business owner. I don’t work a J.O.B. and I sneer at everyone who has a boss.”
Pretty sick being brainwashed by Amway cult leaders so you don’t see that you’re a member of an expensive buying club and you receive a tiny portion of commission on the products you buy.
Amway ambots are such dumb shits they can’t see which is the real pyramid scheme. They are brainwashed by the Amway cult leaders to say dumb fuck things like “your job is a pyramid.”
So what do you say when an Amway Ambot screeches at you “your job is a pyramid!”
Response: “Are you one of those fucking Amway assholes? Why does your upline control more of your life than my boss does at my J.O.B.?”
If you’re lucky that’s when the Ambot disappears. No preprogramed response for that one.
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The problem is that Amway assholes simply cannot understand that the word "pyramid" can be used in a number of different ways, and they all don't have the precisely same meaning. But that's typical of Amway freaks -- they aren't well educated, and their command of language is deficient.
ReplyDeleteLiterally, a pyramid is simply a large structure with a pinpoint apex and a large base. The Pharaonic tombs in Egypt are pyramids.
Figuratively, a pyramid is any hierarchical or organizational structure with a few persons at the top and a larger number of subordinate persons beneath them. A family is a pyramid, with the parents in charge at the top, and the children beneath them. A school is a pyramid, with the principal at the top, and the teachers and students below him. Many churches are pyramids, with a religious leader at the top, and lesser clergy and churchgoers beneath them.
But Amway and other MLMs are "pyramids" in a very special and legally defined way. They are PYRAMID SCHEMES. This means that they work by recruiting an endless supply of new members for the sole purpose of involving them in a racket whereby money is channeled upwards to their recruiters and in turn to those who recruited them. And this process must go on, endlessly, with an ever-widening base, if any kind of profit is to be made. That's the kind of "pyramid" Amway is, and it is corrupt, immoral, and illegal.
An ordinary job is not a pyramid in that sense. It is simply a business where there is a boss, some middle management, and the larger body of staff. No one is being recruited to pay endless fees upwards to the top of the pyramid. In fact it is quite the opposite -- the boss pays money downwards to those whom he employs.
When Amway freaks scream that "Your job is a pyramid!" this is nothing but fanatical propaganda, designed to appeal to silly persons who can't make distinctions.
Everyone in Amway is a compulsive liar, whose purpose in life is to confuse you with fake ideas and absurd notions.
Hey great description Anonymous and great examples. Of course you’ll never convince a brainwashed Amway Ambot! They’re too focused on spreading their canned bullshit Amspeak propaganda
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