Monday, February 11, 2019

Amway Rule To Live By If You’re An Ambot: Be Your Own Best Customer


The upline would tell the IBO’s when purchasing Amway products to be your own best customer. Why would you go out and support other stores when you can be buying from your own store?

Let’s see. Price? Quality?

When did we ever buy energy drinks before getting involved in Amway? Never. When did we buy food bars and protein bars and all those other nasty tasting Amway bars? Rarely. I buy granola bars a couple of times a year but its not a regular purchase. When did I ever buy vitamins before Amway? Never.

So now I have to buy all these things from “our” (pretend) store that I never bought before. So we can save money?

Are you kidding me????

I can save even more money by not buying stuff I never bought before anyway.

Ambot would be outraged if I went to the drug store to buy toothpaste. “How come you won’t buy from our store and support our business?” He’d ask. Oh, a couple of reasons. First off we’re a bunch of fucking idiots for having the items in our store too high priced to get any real customers. Oh, I guess its not really “our” store otherwise we can put a price tag of our choosing on the product. Second that nasty Glisten toothpaste makes me gag when I brush my teeth. I had a similar problem with a fluoride toothpaste we used when I was 10 years old. I prefer not to puke when I’m brushing my teeth thanks just the same!



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  1. AnonymousFebruary 13, 2019 at 5:05 PM

    I've heard of some patriotic persons who refuse to buy a product unless it is made in the U.S.A. That's understandable, as long as the American products are better or just as good as the foreign imports that compete with them.

    But Amway products are NOT DESIGNED to be better or competitive with other non-Amway brands. They are only designed to disguise the fact that Amway is a pyramid scheme, and they are priced to allow a cut for everybody in your up-line. As for quality, Amway couldn't give a shit about that. Their products are cheaply made, and no better than generic knockoffs.

    So when your Platinum asshole screams that you have to "Buy from your own store!" all he's really saying is "Your job in Amway is to make me richer, regardless of whether you like Amway products or not!"

    You're not buying from your own store. You're buying from HIS store.

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    1. Anna BananaFebruary 14, 2019 at 12:06 PM

      Anonymous - overpriced shitty Amway products are sold to a closed buying club - Ambots. The cult leaders of the various cult sects promise Amway they'll send buyers their way in exchange for Amway turning a blind eye to these cult leaders scamming their flock with "motivational" tools and ticket sales.

      Real business owners create their own products and their own prices. Ambots are buying from Amway's store, not their own store.

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