My story of what its like to be married to an Amway cult follower. I expose the lies that our upline told and what happens at Amway meetings and functions. I leave the explanations of why Amway is a poor business opportunity or the tool scam to other bloggers. This blog mainly exists to curse out my former upline, aka the cult leaders, and to let everyone know what kind of idiots I had to put up with. Feel free to join in or live vicariously!
Wednesday, April 3, 2019
The Amway Ambot Way To Lose Money In Vegas Without Gambling
Amway assholes claim that the “very important information” at Amway functions 5 years ago, 10 years ago, 20 years ago is not the same “very important information” being taught today and us old timer bloggers have outdated information.
Bullshit!
Nothing ever changes in Scamway except for the names of the worker bee Ambots at the bottom of the Amway pyramid.
The Amway cult leaders claim that every Amway function is the one that is life changing and the not to be missed event of the year.
Yawn!
Where have I heard that lie before? Could it be from our sack of shit Platinum?
They don’t teach piss all at any Amway function. There is no leadership skills. There are no sales techniques. There is no business training. Every Amway function is a social gathering (as determined by the IRS) hosted by Diamonds who earn the bulk of their Amway income from the tool scam and conning ambots into attending these major functions. Instead of the promised training all the ambots get are one Barbie and Ken after another slinking across the stage bragging about how rich they are thanks to Amway and showing videos or pictures of their riches. Or maybe that’s the magic of a Hollywood photo shoot! That’s all there is. For hours on end ambots are tortured listening to the Amway assholes up on the stage. The majority of attendees are brainwashed ambots. They are really creepy screaming like the Beatles are up on the stage and rushing to be close to the scamming lying bastards who are taunting them with their words of wisdom about how much they love you and if they can do it then you can too.
The minority are IBOs or their guests who haven’t been brainwashed into the Amway cult. They find Amway functions really creepy. Then they get angry. They were lied to. Instead of the promised business and leadership training they got stuck listening to a bunch of fucking greedy materialistic Amway bastards.
Here are some observations from new IBO Sammy who went to the WWDB Amway Las Vegas Spring Leadership. He heard the same lies I heard years ago. He was told to be CORE and invest in the Amway tool scam - Communikate, premier membership to WWDB, buy motivational books and CD’s, etc. He told his upline to fuck off when ordered to attend a night owl and did his own thing - went to sleep. He heard the usual lies about no need to bring money, the ever so generous (gag!) upline will help out with his food and expenses. Lies! Yeah I really want to eat a Scamway food bar in a town where I can get a beer and a hot dog for $1. And as typical with the assholes in the Amway upline they already had their hands out demanding he pay up for a ticket to the next Amway function.
Yes Sammy is one of very few people who go to Las Vegas and lose money without even going inside a casino!
He got scammed by Amway!
Glad I came to this site and am not the only one that found this stuff to be bullshit!
I went to the Vegas leadership because i was told its a "Once in a lifetime opportunity" and that it would be "life changing" if I went. 3 days of just nonstop talking about how rich the diamonds are, how we need to plug into CORE, how much they all love us, and on an on and on....I've never felt so stupid for wasting money like that before, ever! We had to sit for 8-12 hours straight and then we went to "night owls" where they just kept repeating the same shit.
I said enough and just went upstairs to the room to get some sleep. The worst part is that Im a med student and I have never heard of Amway. Ive been super skeptical since day one and when the guy told me to take out a loan to get to the convention(again, student so Im essentially broke) I just looked at him like he was insane. Loan? I just paid to get into this dumb idea, paid for a "startup package," paid for my super ultra necessary "communikate" system that gets useless voicemails while I still get txts and phone calls from everyone(I'll never understand that concept) and on top of that, Im gonna pay 50$ a month for cds and books I dont need.
I've already got one foot out the door. Im just trying to bring my friends with me(my buddy who Ive known for 14years) since I thought I was doing him a favor by bringing him into this company. I found myself bugging him to buy once he was my downline and since then, Ive stopped and am doing everything I can to get him out.
Its been only 1 month and theres already a new convention in Washington. Guess what, I cant afford to go since Vegas cleaned me out(must be a first since there was no gambling) and my upline lied to me about costs and food(his words: yea man, just bring like 50$ and we'll help you out and give you meal bars and everything!). He never helped me once while I was there and wouldnt even give me a perfect water without selling it to me.
Guess what, If I miss this one, apparently its the second thing in the world you will regret missing and "you have to be there to set the example for your downline!"
Psh, please, blow it tout your ass ambots.
2 comments:
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It's amazing that people still pay good money to go to these stupid Amway functions. Nothing happens there -- NOTHING! You don't get a bit of information about growing your business, or recruiting new IBOs, or anything else of practical value.
ReplyDeleteThe whole point of an Amway function is to brainwash you with hype, glitz and razz-ma-tazz bullshit.
Anonymous- that’s the truth but we’ll never convince Amway Ambots the function is anything more than a brainwashing conference. These dumb asses actually think they’re going to get business advice on how they can become Amway bazillionsires in the next two to 5 years working part time 10 to 15 hours a week LOL. And then those Amway losers get outraged that we tell it like it is what really happens at Spring Leadership. As you said a lot of hype and glitz and glam to brainwash Ambots to keep the money flowing up the pyramid.
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