Monday, May 13, 2019

Amway Ambots Demand Their Slice Of Greed Pie


A qualification of being a successful Amway IBO is to be driven by greed. In other words IBO’s with a conscience will never become part of the elite teensy fraction of less than 1% ambots who makes money in Amway. Only dishonest people need apply should be part of Amway’s staff recruitment slogan.

When an Amway asshole shows the Amway business scheme its got all these circles and numbers and other bullshit designed to confuse people with the numbers. The numbers look good on paper but what’s the reality of finding one person open to being scammed by the Amway cult to sign up, let alone 6 people. And then they find 6 people. And so on and so on and so on etc etc etc.

The plan makes it seem that the way the Amway IBO makes money, and before we go any further the Ambot must buy the minimum monthly quota of Amway products to be eligible to earn commission, but the pyramid scheme technically goes that the ambot earns commission on everything the ambots in their downline sell. The more ambots in your downline the more pennies in commission you earn. For Diamonds and Emeralds making their cut of that lowly ambot’s commission, they might not even know the bastard they’re making money from. Or want to know the bastard either! In a nutshell that’s how the Amway pyramid scheme works.

But when the Amway ambot reaches a certain level they now become eligible to earn more income. This would be their piece of the pie from sales to the downline ambots of CD’s, books, and tickets to attend Amway meetings. This is where the real money is made. Also better known as the Amway tool scam.

Each Amway cult sect has several cult leaders running the show but they all report to the big head honcho kingpin cult leader in their sect. So that would be one person (couple) who are at the top of the pyramid. They make most of the money when it comes to the tool scam sales but that’s because they’re the ones who created and owned that cult sect and have little worker ambot bees below them who take care of producing CD’s and ticket sales for speaking at Amway meetings.

Take the lowly worker bee ambots out of the equation because they don’t make jack squat shit on Amway tool scam sales. You got to reach a certain level inside the Amway cult to get a slice of the greed pie. Diamond level that is. Even though Amway ambots shows up leaving comments here bragging about the hundreds of Diamonds Amway is breaking every year, reality is only 1 or 2 new Diamonds every few years, in other words only a teensy fraction of 1% of all Amway cult followers will reach Diamond level and not all of them can hold on to their precarious spot on the pyramid. I didn’t know until after we left Scamway that if a Diamond falls out of qualification they’re still allowed to refer to themselves as a Diamond for two years. Amway gives them two years to claw up the pyramid to their old spot. I don’t know how many were able to scramble back up the pyramid but even if they couldn’t, they seem to believe Diamonds are forever and continue to refer themselves as that. But in Amway diamonds aren’t forever. Well you know Amway is a pretend business so anyone can take on any pretend title. There’s been a few “triple executive Diamonds” show up here to leave hilarious comments making themselves and Amway look like even bigger dumb fucks than they are. Taking how the Amway “business plan” is set up for failure out of the equation, let’s look back at the Diamonds on the top of the pyramid. They’re making a nice income off the Amway tool scam, how its divided up is unknown to the sane world. Only the highest cult leader gets to make that decision. And however the highest Amway cult leader is dividing the profits among the other Diamonds, that’s always going to be less money in his pocket. And more infighting of the other Diamonds as they shove each other out of the way trying to get a bigger slice of greed pie.

The Amway cult leaders who’ve reached Diamond level know this. Too many Amway cult leaders wanting a slice of Amway Greed Pie means less money for them.

It would be in the Amway Diamond cult leader’s best intersts not to get too many other Amway ambots reaching this level because that’s even more to split the greed pie with. They might act all excited when they’re brainwashing the cult followers at Amway meetings and saying we want you up here on the stage with us. But the whole time they’re likely thinking they don’t want anyone else up on the stage to share the Amway Greed Pie with cause that means a smaller slice for them.

Its like when you were a kid and your parents had a big dinner party for adults going on and they were cooking or bringing in some pretty good looking foods and you ask if you can have some. Your parents say no, its for the guests but if not too many people show up and there’s leftovers then you can have them. So you’re hoping not too many people show up so you can get some leftover food the next day.

The way that kid thinks is no different than the Amway Diamond. If less Diamonds show up then there’ll be more leftovers of the Amway Greed Pie to themselves.

Ambots want to get as big a slice of Amway Greed Pie as they can. And they sure as hell don’t want to share it.




11 comments:

  1. I sold amway for a few months years ago until I spent so much money I realized it made no sense. Thankfully I was able to get out with minimal drama but with some unnecessary credit card debt.
    My question is... do you know if they are told to stay away from social media? Sadly some of my friends joined through other people and they have literally fallen off the face of the Earth... at least 5 people I know of! Last time I texted with them they mentioned their "businesses associates" and "the people that taught them the secret to retire early" so yeahhh I don't want to ask about their social media, just found it too much of a coincidence all 5 disappeared

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    1. Hi Nice One.

      I bet you weren’t a nice one when you were on Amway! I know firsthand how the Amway cult takes nice people and turns them into mean, nasty sneering Ambots.

      Yes most people quit Amway when they realize how much money they spent. Their bank accounts are empty and their credit cards are maxed out. You’re lucky you were able to bounce back financially. Many others are screwed for years trying to recover.

      Ambots are told to limit or close their social media presence. On the other hand Ambots use social media to prospect new recruits.

      But yeah they all spout off the same canned Amspeak bullshit so it’s easy to spot those Amway losers.

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  2. Anna, you've hit on a major point: Amway and its various LOS subsystems DON"T WANT A LOT OF DIAMONDS.

    They prefer to keep the Diamond club small and exclusive.

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    1. Yup Anonymous. That’s why you see the same old tired Amway cult leaders at every major function. Occasionally there might be new faces but Diamonds aren’t forever. The old guard will squeeze the new ones out.

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  3. hello anna banana! huge fan of yours, i know you have turned away thousands at this point from amway! I was at the beach last week relaxing and this guy and his wife started chatting with me. they seemed like friendly people but a lot of red flags were triggered due to my past experience with amway. he asked for my number and a callback and he talked to me for about 20 minutes but his vague platitudes about business, values, strong principles, and self-help really got me paranoid and said he wanted to met up for coffee. why's it always coffee? every ambot seems to have the same rehearsed phrases. i haven't texted or called him back since.

    it's sad that so many americans are antisocial nowadays, to the point where if a person is striking up a conversation and being real friendly, its likely they are amway. you can spot them very easily and they are more common than you think!

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    1. Hell huge fan! Thanks for stopping by! LOL Those Amway losers all have the same sales pitch. They'll pick you up on the beach like it was a fleabag singles bar! Like really. Who else would hassle you on the beach. You're at the beach for a purpose - swim, surf, suntan, read, walk, whatever. Most people aren't open to being approached by strangers. Unless someone says hey could you take a picture of us and hands over a camera and 30 seconds later you part ways.

      OK so here's what you do if that Amway loser phones you back. Tell him you're raising money to produce and star in gay porno flicks and ask if they'd like to invest. Amway Ambots are prudes. That'll scare them off. And throws it right back in their faces that they're trying to scam you and in return you're trying to scam them.

      And I hear you, what's up with those Amway losers who all want to go out for coffee. Unless it's when Krispy Kreme or Dunkin Donuts are having their 5 cents sales, Ambots are too broke to afford coffee. You suggest Starbucks and they'll meet you there and just sit and watch you drink whatever you bought.

      Yeah I am totally suspicious when a stranger approaches and strikes up a conversation. A man in the grocery store sees something I pick off the shelf and starts telling me there's a better option. I thought I was going to get an Amway sales pitch but no he was just giving me a recipe where I could use other products to make this and save money. Yeah well thanks but the only reason I bought this was for a recipe I was making.

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    2. Great comment on saying you wish to fund gay porn. When I got stuck in a WFG pitch, and was asked what my dreams were, I definitely should have said that.

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    3. Anonymous- that’s exactly what you say when an Amway loser asks what your dreams are. Ambots have a canned Amspeak response for just about everything but not one about gay porno flicks!

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    4. Do you mean antisocial or asocial Anon from May 14 at 2:33pm? Antisocial people are horrible in conversations when connecting with other non antisocials while asocial people are ones who doesn't want to have a conversation most of the time? I've dealt with a person who's from Amway one time to the point he invade a two people conversation privately and most likely record to fuck around. Ambots are most likely antisocial people before, during, or quitting after joining into Amway. Most of the time they're immigrants from another nations or naturalized citizens who are still mentally devoted from their native home country other than the US. Amway usually target these people the most.

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  4. "Tell him you're raising money to produce and star in gay porno flicks and ask if they'd like to invest." LOL made me laugh. Speaking of things Amway/gay related, one of my more minor recollections from Amway is of my up line asking if I have a boyfriend (I'm a girl). Like doesn't pretty much everyone know that the correct question is: "do you have a partner?" Assuming I'm straight is so backwards...I mean I am straight lol (not that there's anything wrong with being gay) but you don't assume peoples sexual orientation. Don't people in 2019 know that?

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    1. Hi Anonymous. LOL! Gay organizations have the word out to boycott Amway products due to their homophobic values. Like you have to get word out to boycott overpriced shitty products! LOL!

      At Amway meetings it’s heavily impressed on their version of a traditional family. You know male/female relationship where he’s head of the house and she stays at home and looks after the kids. Amway donates to an organization whose name escapes me that’s all about that type of family and no tolerance for same sex relationships. One of the DeVos heirs sits on the board of directors or at least used to. Amway is an equal opportunity scammer. They’ll take money from gays but won’t allow them to reach any level of significance.

      And you’re right in this day and age you just don’t automatically assume people are in a heterosexual relationship. Are you seeing someone? Do you have a partner? Absolutely more acceptable these days but then no one could ever go around accusing Amway or Ambots of being politically correct!

      The correct answer for a woman being prospected by an Ambot to meet for coffee would be to ask can I bring my wife with me.

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If your comment didn’t get published it could be one of these reasons:
1. Is it the weekend? We don’t moderate comments on weekends. Maybe not every day during the week either. Patience.
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