Thursday, May 9, 2019
Amway Dog Food Is The Shits!
Today I’m going to do an impression of our sack of shit Platinum and go off on an unrelated rant. Unlike him it won’t take half an hour.
I’m going to rant about the shitty Amway dog food. It costs approximately the same as any high end dog food out there. Whether or not it currently has the same high quality ingredients as other dog food companies I can’t say because I haven’t recently compared. I will say the one time we bought a bag of Amway’s brand dog food that I’ve never seen so much dog shit in my life! I’m the one who usually walks the dogs. I’m more into fitness than Ambot and I walk everywhere and those dogs give me an excuse to get out of the house every couple of hours. I take the dogs out for a walk first thing in the morning. I’ll usually get one shit out of each of them. After we switched them to Amway dog food the morning walk consisted of 4 to 6 shits! Luckily I stuff lots of baggies into my pockets! These dogs were easily shitting 10 times each by the last walk of the night and huge baggy filling ones at that! I’d get home and flush them one at a time and the next thing you’d know the toilet was clogged and the bowl nearly overflowing. The Amway dog food made me very proficient at using a toilet plunger! But I confess. If Ambot was home and the water was rising in the toilet, I’d turn the water off and start screaming that the big shits had plugged the toilet again and make him unclog it.
Ambot tried to put the Amway dog food onto his next order. I told him if he wanted to keep buying the shitty Amway dog food that he would now be taking over full time walking the dogs and cleaning up after them - a task he doesn’t like. I suggested he find someone in his upline to take over the clean up duty if they wanted us to buy Amway dog food. I got no takers. Imagine that!
I was able to put the dogs back onto the high quality, low stool dog food that they’ve enjoyed in the past.
This drastically reduced the money I was spending on baggies.
This also drastically reduced the number of clogged toilets.
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It seems that everything Amway makes has something wrong with it.
ReplyDeleteWhat's clear from your recounted experience is this: Amway is putting too much inert filler into its dog food. This means there's less meat and other nutrients, and more indigestible waste that has to be excreted by the animal.
The more inert filler in dog food, the heavier its weight and volume, and Amway can then charge more for it. It only shows how damned cheap and greed-driven those Amway scumbags are.
Anonymous- you’re right it’s all the extra fillers in dog food that makes them shit a lot. Higher quality dog foods will help cut down the shit. I had one reader leave a comment that their dog got really sick on Amway’s dog food and throwing up and they took it to a vet. You can be sure Amway didn’t pay that bill! And then some dumb fuck Ambot shows up to accuse this person of not feeding their dog properly cause Amway’s a blame the victim scam. Like these fucking Amway losers don’t get that experienced dog owners know to introduce a new food to a dog in combo with their current food to get them used to it.
DeleteKnow it all Amway losers are arrogant pricks that way.
The whole thing in Amway is never to admit that there is anything wrong with your products or your "Plan."
ReplyDeleteIf a woman complains about an Amway tampon, the Amway asshole will tell her that she inserted it wrong. If a buyer complains about Amway's Glister toothpaste, the Amway asshole will tell him that he's brushing his teeth wrong. If a housewife complains that an Amway blender doesn't do a good job, the Amway asshole will claim that she's putting the wrong fruits into it.
In other words, THERE'S NOTHING EVER WRONG WITH THE AMWAY PRODUCT. It's always the user's fault.
A real company has to take into account consumer complaints. Enough complaints, and a real company sees what can be done to improve the product. But a fake company like Amway, which is just a lousy MLM pyramid scheme, has no incentive at all to improve its products.
Why? Because in an MLM the products don't count. They are essentially meaningless. All that matters is recruitment and monthly PV and fees for functions. The products are just a cover for the real business, which is convincing jerks to become IBOs.
The same is true for the holy "Plan." It ALWAYS works, and if it doesn't work for you then you did something wrong. You can sweat and slave and be totally obedient to your up-line and attend every meeting and function -- but if you don't make a profit, it's all your fault. The sacred "Plan" always works, they insist.
It's amazing that people fall for this shit. A huge company like Coca-Cola could admit that it made a major mistake by switching its formula to "New Coke," which everybody hated. The company very quickly dumped "New Coke" and went back to the old formula.
Will Amway ever do something like that with its lousy products? Don't hold your breath waiting.
Hi Anonymous. Yup, according to brainwashed Ambots there is nothing wrong with Amway's products. The fault lies with the user who must have done something wrong. Ambots are also mortified that anyone would think of returning Amway's "fine" products for a refund. Brainwashed Ambots are incredulous that could happen.
DeleteReal companies take customer complaints seriously. Getting back to tampons, you guys might not remember this but many years ago Tampax changed the box size from 40 to 32. The price did NOT change. Now you can't fool a woman. What did we do? We stopped buying Tampax and started buying competitor's products and Tampax had a huge drop in sales. Women are smart enough to realize they're getting ripped off paying the same price for something but getting less of it. Tampax had to do some huge damage control and drop the price but it still took years from them to recover because they lost women's trust in them.
Same as with the Coke you mentioned. Everyone hates "New Coke" and customers rally to bring back the old recipe. Coke doesn't want their customers buying Pepsi instead so they listened and took care of it.
Amway doesn't listen. Amway doesn't give a flying fuck that they flog overpriced shitty products that real customers won't buy. Over 95% of Amway's sales are to registered IBO's. Real customers know shit when they try it and know when they're getting ripped off on the price and don't buy from Scamway.
Selling overpriced shitty products is what makes the difference of Amway being a pyramid scheme and being an illegal pyramid scheme. It's a thin line. Especially when its a closed buying club.
As you said, Amwway will never make changes to their lousy products. Why should they? Real customers aren't buying and Amway's owners make a lot of money ripping off brainwashed Ambots and they keep their toes just over the line of being an illegal pyramid scheme.
Hi how long were you and your husband in amway? And how long did it take you guys to both decide this is bullshit? My lovely boyfriend of 5 years was absolutely perfect then he joined this shit show and we broke up last week because he doesn’t have even one hour to spend with me a week because he needs to devote all of his left over free time to his business. Let him go? Or wait around (like he wants) until he makes the “big money”.
ReplyDeleteYour boyfriend is never going to make any "big money" in Amway. It's a two-bit Ponzi-and-pyramid scheme for losers.
DeleteHi Anonymous- Ambot was in Amway about a year before quitting though he hadn’t been doing anything for about 3 months unless you consider dealing with insulting phone calls and texts from the fucking assholes in the Amway upline for missing cult meetings and not buying overpriced shitty Amway products. I was done about the time we got involved in Scamway. Even before that!
DeleteSorry to hear about your boyfriend getting recruited into the Amway cult. I’ve got posts around here how Amway takes nice, sweet men and turns them into nasty sneering Amway bastards.
Nothing gives the fucking assholes more happiness than destroying other people’s relationships. Amway Ambots are pure shit evil who can’t mind their own fucking business.
If you haven’t already done so download a free ebook called Merchants Of Deception. There’s a link on the right side of this page under more Amway. This is a true life horror story and will help you understand more about Amway the Cult of Greed. And thank your lucky stars you dodged this bullet!
All these Amway losers think they’re going to make it big. Then they’ll all sit around laughing at everyone else who was too stupid to join Scamway. That’s what brainwashing does to the gullible.
You will never be more important to your boyfriend than a box of Amway soap. You will never be more important to your boyfriend than the fucking assholes in his Amway upline. He’ll drop whatever he’s doing with you and run to those bastards if he’s summoned. He will spend all his savings and run up his credit cards to tithe the Great Amway God.
You deserve better than that!
Amway Ambots are a bunch of broke losers. Thank your lucky stars you’re free of that anchor because Amway will only bring you financial and emotional distress.
Now get back out there in the dating pool. What is it you kids do these days - tinder? You have my permission to find a man who will treat you better than a nasty sneering broke Amway loser!
Good luck to you!
LOL the irony of that is entertaining...Amway makes even dogs shitty...
ReplyDeleteIts probably not good quality dog food. I never bought the dog food (as I didn't have pets when I was in Amway) but in regards to the people products, they were laced with dyes (the drinks) preservatives (the natural products) and carcinogens (the shampoos and personal products as well as cleaners) and my mother called Amway, because she wanted to support me, to figure out how many products were actually organic. There was just one. ONE. The green tea. Which is funny because my upline went on and on about how the products are organic and such and not GMO. And there were products that had GMO's in them. Like it expressly said on the label, this product contains GMO's. I have learned about "clean" and organic health and personal products, and let me tell you, Amway did NOT pass the mustard. Yeah I think I'll just go to my local health food store, do some old fashioned label reading, and choose products which are actually good for my health.
Hi Anonymous- thanks for sharing!
DeleteAt every Amway meeting the lying cult leaders would brag about how all Amway’s products are natural and organic and have no fillers. And how they’re better than everything else out there and whatever other lies they come up with off the top of their heads. Ambots stop by this blog and repeat the same lies. And you just want to say do you even read the fucking labels on Amway’s shit? Synthetic products and fillers. I’m not saying there’s anything wrong with that- perfectly acceptable for some people who want to eat it. Just quit lying about it you fucking Amway losers!
Surely there are better places online where you can flog your services?!
ReplyDeleteOnce again I caution everyone to click unknown links at your own risk.
What kind of idiot would want a "portrait" of their fucking dog?
ReplyDeleteLOL! Lots of people. It's a thing.
DeleteThe bigger question is what kind of idiot would want a portrait of their fucking Amway cult leader?