Ambot Fucked Up Logic: Being In Amway Makes You A Nicer Person

Who remembers going to Amway cult meetings and the sack of shit Platinum, asshole Emerald, or fucking Diamond would spout off some bullshit that even if you don’t make money in Amway you’ll become a nicer person.

I mean – WHAT THE FUCK!!!!?????

Let’s back up a bit for some more bullshit from the fucking assholes in your Amway upline – when they say that Amway is your own business.

OK, I’ll agree that Amway is your own business if your last name is DeVos or VanAndel. But for the scads of brainwashed Amway Ambots – you do NOT own an Amway business. You are a lowly paid commissioned salesperson for the people who do own an Amway business. And what’s worse than making $10 a month in commission is that you got to shell out $500 to $700 month when you add up buying at least 100PV in shitty overpriced Amway products to be eligible for a commission, $50 to the cult sect where you worship the Great Amway God, another $50 buying dumb ass books and “motivational” recordings, $35 for Communikate, plus tickets to attend Amway meetings and functions. Etc etc etc into oblivion as long as you have room on your credit card you’re shelling out money to Scamway.

Amway is a SCAM!!! SCAM!!!! SCAM!!!!!!

Most IBO’s lose hundreds of dollars each month tithing the Great Amway God all for a measly $10 check. Get it? You do NOT own an Amway business. You’re just a dumb fuck who makes a tiny bit of commission after spending hundreds of dollars a month in Amway products and social activities.

You’d have more money coming back in if you got a credit card that gives you cash back every time you buy something that accumulates until you want a good pay day. And you’d spend less money in a month than you do tithing the Great Amway God.

The thing real business owners understand that Amway Ambots will never “get” is that the reason we start a business is to make money. You know pay the bills. And hopefully have some leftover cash to have fun with or put towards retirement savings. Try drilling that through a brainwashed Amway Ambot’s head. A real business owner is in business to make money. NOT to become a nicer person. Maybe they were already a nice person when they started their real business. Maybe they became nicer. Maybe they were already as nice as they’re going to get. The purpose for starting their business was not to become nicer but to make money. There you go. A little secret that all real business owners understand.

And if you mean Amway “nicer”, then all that fake nicey nice bullshit love bombing doesn’t count.

The assholes in the Amway upline try to distract the dumb fuck ambots that even if they don’t make money which is very true for over 99% of IBO’s, they’ll become a nicer person. Its all part of a distraction technique so the Ambot doesn’t pay attention to the hundreds of dollars he’s throwing away every month.

And here’s the thing when you ask Amway Ambots for proof that being in Amway will make you a nicer person – they ain’t got piss all to back up that dumb fuck statement other than because the Great Amway God says so.

If you want to be a nicer person there are cheaper ways this can be accomplished. Volunteering anyone?

Who remembers this quote? “The more that you read, the more things you will know. The more you learn, the more places you’ll go”. - Dr. Seuss

Does everyone know they can become a nicer person by reading more fiction? So says the Journal of Personality and Individual Differences. And no that journal is not on my reading list. I read about this in an article, checked out the website and using this legitimate source as a quote.

So using these two examples to become a nicer person let’s see what’s more cost effective. Let’s just go for the lowball amount on how much is minimally spent on Amway each month at $500, but for most ambots add a few hundreds bucks more each month. Say someone reads 3 fiction novels a week cause they got time to kill seeing as how they don’t waste time at Scamway meetings. Let’s call it $45/month based on the novels averaging $5. That’s taking the reader owns a Kindle and putting ebooks into the equation which are usually cheaper than $5 so I might be over estimating how much someone spends on the books.

$500/month to become a nicer person in Amway – an unproven theory. Or $45/month to become a nicer person by reading novels, as proven in a medical journal

So there you have it. How to save money and still become a nicer person. That is if that’s your goal all along.

And here it’s important to point out that the phoney nice act that goes along with the love bombing put it aside, I never saw nice people in Amway. I saw ANGRY ambots. And do you blame them for being angry. They have to waste a lot of time listening to an Amway cult leader preach out their bullshit and they waste a lot of money tithing the Great Amway God. How does losing money and being brainwashed by Amway fuckers make you a nicer person?

Nope. Read a fiction novel if that’s your goal to be nicer instead of wasting your money and brain cells in Scamway.