Monday, June 3, 2019
Amway Event Disguised As Afternoon Tea Party
Almost as soon as we signed up with Amway the arrogant prick who sponsored us said we had to immediately start having functions at our house. Invite people to sign up as Amway IBO’s or purchase products from us.
Seeing as how we’d already been down the Amway trail before I didn’t want to scam anyone into signing up for Amway knowing they’d lose money. I didn’t want to buy the lousy overpriced Amway products myself, let alone try to convince anyone else to buy that shit. The upline bastards kept riding Ambot’s ass to have an “event” at our house and it wasn’t too long before Ambot announces that we’re having an afternoon tea social at our house and the date he’s chosen. Someone upline has a makeup kit full of Artistry products and we can “rent” it for the afternoon and the arrogant prick’s wife will be there to assist with makeup application. Ambot has arranged for a variety of Amway products that he hasn’t already stocked the house with that we can borrow. Then Ambot wants me to invite as many women as I know to come and try the makeup.
Two friends showed up out of about 50 invites and one actually bought some stuff.
Ambot’s friend arrived and signed up to be an IBO. If Ambot was in that was good enough for him. This was our only downline and he quit and got refunded a couple of weeks later after some fucking asshole in the Amway upline phoned to chew him out for missing a meeting.
The pompous sack of shit Platinum with his wife and two teenagers in tow showed up. The sack of shit made it a HUGE point out of saying he normally doesn’t attend events like this. Yeah, well who invited you asshole? Oh I guess Ambot probably did because he actually likes you. The sack of shit’s son and daughter must have been bored to death. When you hit that age you don’t always want to go out visiting with mommy and daddy. They headed into our backyard to play catch with the dog.
And here I’ll say something nice. The Platinum’s wife and teenagers are lovely, decent people (or maybe that’s all part of the Amway act when out in public). I do pity them for having to put up with that asshole especially after listening to him rant at Amway meetings where he all but called his future wife a whore before he met her and changed her.
Afterwards everyone congratulated Ambot on what a wonderful job he’d done because one person bought products and he signed up one new IBO.
And that was as good as it ever got.
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So you manage to recruit a down-line IBO, and some stupid shithead in the up-line insults the guy for missing a meeting, and causes him to quit?
ReplyDeleteIt only proves what I have long suspected: Amway up-line wants OBEDIENCE AND DEFERENCE even more than it wants money.
Yup obedience - or else! That's life in the Amway cult. The fucking assholes in the Amway upline are jealous when you sign someone up that they go out of their way to destroy that, just like they destroy everything else in your life.
DeleteInteresting post, Anna! I have received a few invitations over the last several months to go "learn about a business opportunity", or to learn "financial independence". One Ambot even straight up asked me if I had any relatives or friends who might be interested. It was pretty ridiculous.
ReplyDeleteOne question I have though, I have been curious about this: Do the products keep getting more expensive the further down the line they go? It is my understanding that each Ambot has to buy their stock from their upline.
Lee - Amway Ambots are always disguising their Amway meetings as something else. You think you're going to a BBQ or a beer bust and then the next thing you know some Amway loser starts drawing circles and yapping about how you're all gonna be rich! Ambots try to snipe anyone. One thing taught at Amway cult meetings if you're on Facebook and you can see your friend's friends you can snipe all of them as possible cult recruits.
DeleteAmway has two prices posted in their catalogue and probably you can see them if you're signed into their webpage. One is a retail price and the other is a "wholesale" price. LOL! The "wholesale" price is still way higher than similar products you can buy in grocery stores. Ambots are taught to buy Amway products at "retail" that way they earn "commission" on the difference between the wholesale and retail prices. If you qualify for commission that month from Scamway by buying at least 100PV worth of products. That'll cost around $300. Ambots used to buy their stock from the Amway upline probably the sack of shit Platinum. When Amway got online Ambots can order from the Amway web page and ship it to their house. And yes pay for shipping.