BYOC = Bring Your Own Chair
Not counting living room furniture because couches and recliners are cumbersome to move, in our possession we have a handful of chairs that can be moved around fairly easily, probably the same as most households. We have 6 dining room chairs, 4 patio furniture chairs, and two or three folding lawn chairs. All put to use whenever we held Amway meetings at our house. We also borrowed stacking chairs from my parents, about 10 or 12.
Luckily for us the pompous sack of shit Platinum only held a couple of meetings at our house. He refused to show the plan at our house because the Ambot couldn’t sucker any prospects into attending.
The Amway meetings were held at the homes of the pompous sack of shit or cross line and our presence was mandatory. Also mandatory were our chairs. In particular the chairs that did not belong to us but belonged to our parents. If the upline commanded the Ambot to bring the stacking chairs he busted his ass driving to the next town where my parents lived, picked them up and transported them to the meeting, meaning he had to get their early to help set up like a good little IBO.
It bugged the shit out of me. This was our crossline, occasionally upline. Why the hell couldn’t they find their own fucking chairs. Or contact my parents themselves to ask about borrowing the stacking chairs and making their own arrangements to pick them up and bring them back?
We were always told until we became 1000 pins that we weren’t expected to supply various things for the Amway meetings, that the upline and people who were 1000 pins were the ones responsible for everything required at the meetings.
One time Ambot could not attend the Amway meeting due to a previous committment. He still busted his ass getting the stacking chairs across town for the IBO who was holding the meeting at his house. And get this. The Platinum sack of shit phoned Ambot and chewed him out for not attending that meeting. Ambot just sat there with the phone stuck to his ear taking the abuse from the pompous sack of shit Amway cult leader. CULT CULT CULT CULT CULT!!!!
We’re all adults here. Why phone and scold someone? No adult appreciates being treated like a child. Besides according to the pompous sack of shit’s order of importance:
1. god
2. spouse
3. family
4. job
5. Amway
Ambot was involved in one of the top 4 on the list on that particular night.
The Amway sack of shit Platinum is a fucking hypocrite.
And one more time I send out a big fuck you to that pompous sack of shit!
Oh and a footnote about those stacking chairs. My parents got so tired of loaning them out to us that they gave them to us and now they borrow the chairs from us whenever they need them.
Since when does this fucking up-line have the right to tell you that you have to provide chairs at a meeting that isn't held in your house? Don't the people who live in the meeting place have chairs of their own? Or can't THEY go out and borrow chairs?
ReplyDeleteAgain, this is just another proof of the basic sick mentality of Amway and its entire structure. Your up-line deliberately dictates stupid things for you to do, just to prove what a goddamned important big-shot he is.
Just like in the Communist or Nazi party, everything in Amway is OBEDIENCE. Follow orders! Obey your up-line! Never question directives!
Amway promises "freedom." But real freedom in Amway comes when you tell your fat-assed up-line to fuck off.
Anonymous - it's just all part of being inside the Amway cult and having to put up with fucking assholes in the Amway upline.
DeleteThere's no freedom in Amway. You're chained to be slaves to the Amway cult leaders which is why I'm all about telling the Amway upline to fuck off.
Amway Ambots are all a bunch of little Hitlers in training. They issue orders and expect the downline to jump and immediately obey.
The Amway cult is no place for free-thinking citizens.
Folding chairs are $35.00-$40.00 apiece , if the platinum couldn't afford to purchase those shouldn't that have been a sign that the money wasn't as lucrative as they claimed
ReplyDeleteUnknown - go to a garage sale $5 for a folding chair! The fact that the sack of shit Platinum couldn't afford to buy a coffee and snack whenever he called a meeting at a coffee shop also tells us Amway ain't as lucrative as he bullshits.
DeleteThe fact is that Amway up-line hates to spend any money if it is strictly for the benefit or convenience of their down-line. That's why the asshole Platinum told people to bring their own chairs to the meeting.
ReplyDeleteThe basic policy in Amway is that money always flows upwards, to one's up-line and persons above. It goes against the grain for an Amway up-line to shell out money to help his down-line. That's not the way it's supposed to work. So even if he could afford to buy or rent the extra chairs, he just wouldn't do it.
Anonymous - it's like everything else in life. Why pay for something you can get for free? Amway cult leaders are very abusive in that department. Free labor. Free food. Free chairs. Whatever they can squeeze our of the Ambots in the downline.
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