Wednesday, July 10, 2019
Bring A Fucking Note! Demands The Sack Of Shit Amway Platinum
The pompous sack of shit Platinum used to ride everyone’s ass about not missing any Amway cult meetings. “There is no excuse to miss a meeting!” The Amway cult leader would yell from his pulpit.
Let’s see. Let’s go back to the 5 things in order of importance that the sack of shit wrote on the whiteboard every night.
1. God
2. Spouse
3. Family
4. Job
5 Amway
It would appear to me that there are 4 things higher on the list of importance than Amway that would give a cult follower an excuse to miss an Amway meeting.
But when the sack of shit finished hollering about there’s no excuse not to miss a meeting, he would add that if we missed an Amway meeting that we had to bring him a doctor’s note.
What the fuck?????!!!!!
Uh, we’re all adults here. Perhaps the reason we’re missing an Amway meeting has nothing to do with illness or requiring a visit to the doctor. It probably has something to do with one of the other 4 reasons that are higher in importance than Amway.
Like we are really going to get a doctor’s note because we had something better to do than attend a fucking Amway cult meeting.
Perhaps the reason we’re not going to an Amway meeting is we’ve had enough of listening to a pompous sack of shit who loves the sound of his own voice spouting off lies.
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Amway up-line loves treating IBOs as if they were children.
ReplyDelete"Never question up-line!" Yeah, sure. Be a fucking robot without a mind of your own.
Anonymous - yeah people like us who aren't brainwashed can see how really fucking stupid that is. Never question upline. That's because those bastards hate being caught in lies they can't back up. Like where are the statistics about how Amway saves marriages or 95% of the population will be dead or broke by age 65. Who remembers seeing those questions on the census?
DeleteThese sorts of self-contradictions, especially following each other so quickly, are meant to confuse the mind and make someone more amenable to control-grabs. They're meant to stop people from thinking, literally. You have to disengage your mind to avoid massive stress from cognitive dissonance (plus, the Ambot leading the meeting sounds like the type to massively punish anybody pointing out that his whiteboard list + demands for attendance no matter what = no sense at all, and Ambots sound like the type of people who fear the anger of their chosen Dear Leaders).
ReplyDeleteBig contradictions like that are a major red flag--dealbreakers if any there were. Religion's also full of them, and they often follow each other hard upon just like this Ambot's list/demand.
Also UGH to that demand for a note. He's deliberately infantilizing his downline, and they just let it happen. You mentioned once a potential recruit who up and quit after the SOSP let loose at a meeting. That guy who left, he wasn't indoctrinated enough yet. The other Ambots probably watched him leave with a longing in their hearts they didn't dare even admit to having, much less express.
--Cas
Cas - Amway Ambots tell so many lies they can't even keep them straight.
DeletePeople who are in cults fear angering their cult leaders because they'll be subjected to abuse for their insubordination. In Amway the abuse was verbal. The ambot would be the subject of ridicule and probably for a few cult meetings until the Amway cult leader told him they still loved him.
Oh yeah if you can get out of Amway within a month of signing up I think you can get your money back. Our recruit had bought some stuff that he returned and that mean Ambot and everyone upline took a hit on their PV going a bit downhill. The fucking assholes in the Amway upline took it out on Ambot and said he should have bought the product back from his recruit so it wouldn't have been returned to Amway. Yeah all we need is more Amway shit in the house.
Doctor's Note?...LOL is all I can say to that
ReplyDeleteI hear you Anonymous. What the fuck do I need a doctor's note for. There's nothing wrong with me. I just didn't want to go to an Amway cult meeting and listen to a fucking Amway asshole spout off a bunch of lies and bullshit propaganda. Why would I need a doctor's note for that?
DeleteDid anyone ever call out the the B.S during the meetings ?
ReplyDeleteHi Unknown. Nope. That's what this blog does though! Delayed reaction. LOL!
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