Awhile ago we posted another prank Amway call but it was mostly only funny to the caller, not so much funny ha ha laugh out loud to the listeners. That Amway ambot was pretty reasonable and being unhelpful in the way all Amway ambots are, only because they don’t know the answer so they fake it till they make it.
Here are the Wipper Brothers. Now they know how to do a prank call! They got this Amway ambot good! Its amazing how Amway assholes think its OK to make phone calls at all hours but when someone phones them in the early morning and wakes them up then they get all pissy. The only bad thing I can say about this is that it ended too soon!
Also let’s point out the obvious. Who reads Amagram? Only
Amway losers. Not the real world who don’t give a flying fuck about Amway. So
putting up an ad in Amagram trying to recruit new prospects when they only
people reading this shit are other Amway losers? Yup there’s Ambot logic for
you!
That absolutely stupid "Amagram" propaganda rag -- who reads it?
ReplyDeleteThe idea of putting an ad in it to lure new Amway members... good grief, that is the nadir of imbecility. It's like putting an Army recruiting poster inside a military fort.
That's right Anonymous. It's the same logic as trying to recruit your friends into Amway because by now the only "friends" you have are already in Amway LOL!
DeleteIf you do happen to spot Amagram as one of the magazines in your doctor's waiting room - find another doctor!
the headline on the Anagram issue shown at 1:06 in the video - 100,000 Amway DISTRIBUTORS PRODUCE $65 MILLION SALES - you gotta be fucking kidding me. that's an average of 650 sales FOR THE ENTIRE YEAR - a grand total of $54 A MONTH - per distributor (ie: commissioned salesperson). even by 1960s monetary valuation that's utterly pathetic. and they're bragging about it in huge letters at the top of the front page of their company's periodical. that's a bigger joke than bitcoin, flat earth, and Milli Vanilla combined. from day one that company (and everyone in it) has been a worthless waste of time and space.
ReplyDeleteI apparently screwed up the monetary breakdown of my previous comment in my haste to write/post it. the math is right, but the way I denoted it is confusing. "650 sales" should be "$650 in sales". so in 1968 (if that Amagram issue is to be believed), the average amount of money in sales that each scAmway distributor made was, on average, $650 for the entire year (or $54 per month). of course, we all know how the law of averages applies in THAT scenario. it's like one person with a billion dollars standing next to a person with absolutely nothing: when added together, those two people have an average of $500 million each. I'd bet a lot of money the scAmway corporation LOVES the way the law of averages works.
DeleteARC - I don't think my mathing would be too good early in the morning! In the Amway propaganda they say the average IBO makes $112 a month. I think that was the amount when we were in Amway. But Amway fails to disclose how many people they used in that sample. It could be 10 people and they take some high earners or as in your scenario they take two Ambots. A Platinum who earns $200 a month and another Ambot who earns $10 a month. Unless we know more details about a sample group, how many and how much monthly income, it means piss all. It's just all part of the Amway scam.
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