Tuesday, July 9, 2019

Lying Scamming Amway Losers Love Being Bashed


The Married To An Ambot blog is a magnet for Amway ambots who like to leave canned Amspeak responses and have a masochistic desire to be bashed by me and/or some of the other commenters.

Yeah, sure show up here and leave an unoriginal comment and be an asshole and I’ll curse you out no problem. In all posts when I curse out my Amway upline I’m cursing out everyone’s upline. People who wished they could have cursed out their own upline love it and keep coming back to read more. I give my readers what they want! Curse out Amway ambots! Fuck those Amway losers!

My Amway upline is everyone’s upline. I’ll curse them all out for anyone who needs helps cursing!

There was a commentor who seemed to mostly be focusing on older posts when IBOFB used to stop by this blog and leave comments so everyone could laugh at him. But he’s been gone a long time now because he didn’t want to continue getting laughed at by debating why women should buy Amway’s leaky prestige tampons instead of buying tampons that get the job done so its not like he’ll be stopping by to read messages the scambot destroyer has been leaving him:

tinscam piece of scambotwaste sputtering dated Scamshit-programmed dialogue Quixcum! What a loaded memory-card you must have scambot, sure hope you don’t try to upgrade on your own amshit.

You stupid little Scambotshit piece of quixcum!

You’re a laughable unit at best Scamfuck! What a little scambucket of shitbolts that’s soon to be shattered into pieces of Quixcam shit!

Scambotshit, your ambolts must be malfunctioning

Pretty funny stuff! I’m not the only one around who has no problem cursing out those lying Amway bastards! And yes - anyone is welcome to show up on this blog and curse out their Amway upline or any lying Amway asshole that shows up here to leave a canned Amspeak response. We’ve been on to you for a long time you fucking little Amway liars!

So the latest lying Amway IBO shows up to accuse me of having a job. Oh gee I’ve never heard that one before! Even if I did have a job what’s so bad about that? All those lying Amway IBOs have been challenged to tell me what my job is, who I work for, how much money I make, and where is this money cause it sure ain’t hitting my bank account! None of those Amway liars have an answer. It’s how Amway Ambots operate: lie, deny, distract, defend and then disappear. The Amway cult leaders mission is to sneer at everyone who has a job even though many Scamway cult leaders hold outside jobs from Amway as do most of the ambots so they can afford their expensive Amway habit. It is so inconceivable to Amway assholes that there are people in this world who don’t work jobs because: they’re self employed business owners (and here we’re not talking about phony Amway business owners, I mean real businesses!) they’re independently wealthy, their spouse earns enough that they both don’t need to work, they’re lucky professional gamblers, they won the lottery, they came into an inheritance, they’re successful investors, they’re physically or mentally handicapped (or otherwise incapacitated that they can’t work), they’re retired, they’re not old enough to work. Other than our own business I haven’t worked a job in years. Lying Amway assholes refuse to accept that its possible that there are actually people in the world who don’t work a job.

Get a fucking clue you lying little Amway assholes! Once people hit 40 most of them are looking to go into semi-retirement which means either working less hours or starting their own business - which will probably mean they work even more hours. When you’re the owner you don’t stop working until the work is all done. Scamming Amway assholes don’t have any concept of THAT!

I’m also told I’m broke. We easily make the same range that Amway’s published literature states an Amway Diamond makes, around 150k. That’s a nice income for semi retirement. It means I don’t spend as much time working in our business as I used to. It means taking time off when we want, having decent vehicles, and a nice house. It means all the expenses that go along with those things. Seeing as how Diamonds earn about as much as we do they likely live similar lifestyles if they’re able to keep their spending under control. Its my guess they have debt through the ying yang trying to maintain an imaginary lifestyle of riches that their cult followers expect Diamonds to have. If the lying little Amway bastards show up at my blog and accuse me of being broke - similar income as a Diamond - then that shows what they think of their Diamonds - all broke too! Which is probably very close to the truth. Its my guess that most Diamonds are more broke than we are! But then we’re not living a lifestyle beyond our means to impress anyone. Leave below your means people or you’ll end up like those broke Amway losers!

People work hard to build their businesses to a point where they make a nice income and can take time off and go on vacations and live a nice lifestyle. 6 figures is a nice income but its not nearly enough to quit and retire on for the rest of your life. Unless of course you’ve built up your retirement account with nice dividend paying stocks over the past few decades and you can now retire on that plus drawing down on some of your investments. No matter what those fucking upline Amway assholes try to brainwash you into believing! Ever notice how those Diamond cult leaders are still flogging their wares? If Amway Diamonds stop working then their income stops. Then they will be even more broke than they are now.

Lying Amway ambots that show up here to bitch because they can’t contain their anger that someone is getting the truth out there on the Internet about what its like being inside the Amway cult - so a big fuck you to all of you. That’s because there are people in your downline likely wives of ambots who are dying to tell you to fuck off and rot in hell for scamming them into the Amway pyramid scheme. And if you don’t have a downline yet, then I speak on behalf of your future downline when I tell you to fuck off. And that future downline is probably a figment of your Amway imagination because its really hard for IBO’s to sign up one person to Scamway. Amway is a pretend business so Ambots can pretend they have a downline making them rich.

You lying little Amway assholes go around with your negative canned Amspeak bullshit that you’ve picked up from listening to your cult leaders accusing me of having a job, being an unsupportive wife, being an unchristian dream stealer, being broke, being a negative loser, being a quitter, not trying hard enough, blah, blah, blah. How unoriginal can you be? Brainwashed ambots don’t have an original thought in their head. They parrot what the fucking assholes in their Amway upline say and come off looking like a bunch of stupid assholes. You bring misery to other people’s lives. You recruit them into a cult, brainwash them, steal their money, cause financial ruin, and destroy marriages and families.

And you wonder why people like us take to the Internet and talk about why their Amway uplines are a bunch of shitheads who should go fuck themselves instead of fucking over others.

Everyone is my upline. So fuck off you lying Amway assholes!




9 comments:

  1. One of the reasons that Amway assholes are constantly attacking people who have jobs is this:

    The typical Amway IBO can't hold a job. He's basically an unemployable loser. Before joining Amway he had some kind of crap job like a soda jerk or a gas station attendant. And he usually screwed up even in that simple position. Amway is his only hope.

    So naturally he resents anyone who manages to hold onto a job and make a real career out of it.

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    1. Anonymous - that's pretty much spot on for most Amway IBOs especially the newest recruits into the Amway cult.

      How sad is it when Amway is your only hope? A company that is all about sell the hope not the soap.

      Amway losers resent anyone who has a better life than them. It's the sense of entitlement that Ambots have that they're better than the rest of the world.

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  2. Dear Anna --

    Here's a poem for you, that describes Amway in some detail.


    WHAT EXACTLY IS AMWAY?

    Amway seeks out brainless dopes
    And fills them with imagined hopes.
    They only sign up stupid folk,
    'Cause Amway is a fucking joke.

    Look at helpless IBOs
    Paying money through the nose--
    These losers are all going broke
    'Cause Amway is a fucking joke.

    Amway works you like a slave
    And sends you to an early grave.
    You'll sweat, you'll starve, you'll cough and choke,
    'Cause Amway is a fucking joke.

    You'll slowly rack up massive debt
    For purchases you'll soon regret.
    The tension will give you a stroke,
    "Cause Amway is a fucking joke.

    Go to functions, hear the crap
    Spouting from some Diamond's yap--
    Those big-pin scum are blowing smoke,
    "Cause Amway is a fucking joke,

    You even have to take a class
    On how to kiss your Platinum's ass.
    You're shackled to your up-line's yoke,
    "Cause Amway is a fucking joke.

    You're hoping for a bonus check?
    You think you'll make a fortune? Heck--
    Before you earn a dime, you'll croak,
    'Cause Amway is a fucking joke.

    What is left, when unpaid bills
    Pile up in big paper hills?
    Smoke some weed, or high-grade coke,
    'Cause Amway is a fucking joke.


    Who knows? Maybe the Goads will put this to music, and sing it at the next WWDB function.




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    1. Hi Anonymous. Well you're very talented! That must have taken some time to come up!

      This poem is so true about what Amway is all about. It's funny and it's sobering at the same time. Cause Amway is a fucking joke!

      And yeah if the Goads are reading this. Put it to music and sign it at the next WWDB function. Free Enterprise Days Amway FED - that'll work!

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  3. Great poem anonymous!

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  4. I'm a professional poet, so writing poems is easy for me. I wrote this anti-Amway poem in about an hour, at breakfast this morning. You may remember me as the author of the anti-Amway Christmas poem you've re-posted every December (the one that parodies "Twas The Night Before Christmas")

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    1. Anonymous - I just can't get over someone being a professional poet. I suppose in some ways that's similar to being a songwriter but you don't seem to hear it as much as being a career choice. At least not in this century. It reminds me of ads you used to see in magazines that ask you to send in your poems to be published and it was some big scam. Too bad for Amway's owners they didn't think that one up first. You had to pay to get your poem published or buy a bunch of books that your poem was in. Sounds like the kind of scam Amway would be all over.

      I know that Christmas poem! Wasn't there another Christmas poem? Maybe left in the comments? I'll have to go back and check. I just found the poem well song for the Amway Loser so that needs to come out and play LOL!

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  5. keep up the good work,Great post, thanks for sharing,

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Comments are moderated but we publish just about everything. Even brainwashed ambots who show up here to accuse us of not trying hard enough and that we are lazy, quitters, negative, unchristian dreamstealers. Like we haven’t heard that Amspeak abuse from the assholes in our upline!

If your comment didn’t get published it could be one of these reasons:
1. Is it the weekend? We don’t moderate comments on weekends. Maybe not every day during the week either. Patience.
2. Racist/bigoted comments? Take that shit somewhere else.
3. Naming names? Public figures like politicians and actors and people known in Amway are probably OK – the owners, Diamonds with CDs or who speak at functions, people in Amway’s publicity department who write press releases and blogs. Its humiliating for people to admit their association with Amway so respect their privacy if they’re not out there telling everyone about the love of their life.
4. Gossip that serves no purpose. There are other places to dish about what Diamonds are having affairs or guessing why they’re getting divorced. If you absolutely must share that here – don’t name names. I get too many nosy ambots searching for this. Lets not help them find this shit.
5. Posting something creepy anonymously and we can’t track your location because you’re on a mobile device or using hide my ass or some other proxy. I attracted an obsessed fan and one of my blog administrators attracted a cyberstalker. Lets keep it safe for everyone. Anonymous is OK. Creepy anonymous and hiding – go fuck yourselves!
6. Posting something that serves no purpose other than to cause fighting.
7. Posting bullshit Amway propaganda. We might publish that comment to make fun of you. Otherwise take your agenda somewhere else. Not interested.
8. Notice how this blog is written in English? That's our language so keep your comments in English too. If you leave a comment written in another language then we either have to use Google translate to put it into English so everyone can understand what you wrote or we can hit the Delete button. Guess which one is easier for us to do?
9. We suspect you're a troublemaking Amway asshole.
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