We get dozens of searchers ending up at this blog after searching for “Amway sex” or “Amway sex products”. Or “Double X is good for sex”.
The latest searcher is having sex problems and thinks they’re related to Amway products. Or possibly looking for Amway products to solve the sex problems.
Let me break it down simply:
Sex problems?
Not getting laid?
You’re in Amway?
Mystery solved!
Amway = huge turn off.
Come on guys! You’re in Amway and you’re wondering why you’re not getting any? Couldn’t have anything to do with you bringing a bunch of shitty overpriced Amway products into the house could it? How about being broke all the time after tithing the Great Amway God?
If you have a woman in your life that you love you need to be always looking for more ways to love her, NOT looking for other things that you can love more than her.
The upline insists Amway must always come first. Tough shit if you’re celebrating something else in your life the same night an Amway meeting is on or if your upline holds an impromptu mandatory meeting.
Women like security. They like owning a house. They like real food in the house. They like having products in the house that they’ve purchased for a reasonable price and they actually use. They like money in the bank. They like having investments.
The Amway pyramid scheme offers no security. Own a house? The upline probably doesn’t and is jealous that you do. They will “counsel” you to sell your house, your security to a place to live where you’re forced to live under someone else’s rules. Once you sell the house, or take out a line of equity against it if the upline was unsuccessful to convince the IBO to sell it, then you use that money to pay off the credit card debt you’ve been running up to buy Amway products and tools. Then you start over all again using the credit card to buy more Amway shit. In debt again soon enough but now without the security of owning a house. You will never have financial independence as long as you’re a renter or working for Amway. There is no money to buy real food once $300+ has been spent buying shitty overpriced Amway groceries with no nutritional value: Perfect Water, XS Energy Drinks, food bars, vitamins, etc. Overpriced cleaning products? Bullshit when there are better products for lower prices readily available in the marketplace. Investments? Not in Amway. Need to cash them in to buy more Amway shit. No money in the bank.
Women don’t like that. They hate to see Amway destroying their lives. They hate to see fucking Amway products in the house, the cause of the credit card debt and no money in the bank, and no extra money for investments. The emotional turmoil of dealing with the fucked up Amway cult leaders is sheer hell. Unable to convince their husband to get out of this evil Amway cult is frustrating and causes a lot of anger.
Women don’t want NOTHING to do with Amway. And that might get around to including their Amway brainwashed husband.
So if you need to search on the Internet to figure out why Amway isn’t the huge sex turn on you thought it would be, I can tell you why.
Putting a fucking company over the woman you love? BAD idea.
You won't get ass
ReplyDeleteFrom your wife or lass
If you keep on spouting
Amway gas.
You won't get gash
If you're low on cash--
Or till Amway's dumped
In the morning trash.
Your wifey's pubes
Aren't meant for rubes,
And you won't get near
Your girlfriend's boobs.
An Amway schmuck
Is out of luck,
And no way in hell
Will he get to fuck.
Ha ha Anonymous! LOL! This should be one of the songs that the Goads sing at Amway functions! LOL!
DeleteLast lines are the best!
I think the Goads should add an "n" to their name, and become The Gonads. Why? Because when they sing at those Amway functions, the audience is composed of pricks and cunts.
DeleteLOL Anonymous! That is so true. Though those Amway losers have a much higher opinion of themselves than we do!
DeleteLol I love words...
DeleteLOL! Lots of talent around here!
Deletegreat post, I happen to go to one convention that was held at Holiday Inn and right away I spotted the scam, I was told to come for a job interview.. I asked is it a sales position the guy said no and not to worry.. just come he said.. anyways when I saw what I saw I left immediately and never answered the phone when they called.. someone brought to my attention that now they tapped into a new market and it's booming.. they start targeting the Somali community in Minneapolis and saint paul same thing Herbalife did with the Mexican community they look for people who are naive and not expecting to get sucked into the cult.. I got tons of stories I don't wanna bore you to death,, Have a nice day.
ReplyDeleteHi Mursal. Thanks for stopping by. And way to go for spotting the Amway scam right away so at least you didn't get ripped off for more money. Yeah those Amway scammers are always putting up fake job ads. Just one of the things they do to give Amway a bad reputation.
DeleteYou know those Amway cult leaders are always claiming to tap a new market and business is booming. They always say something like the business is about to explode. You need to get in right now cause in 6 months you might be too late and have missed out on the gravy train.
Hey come back anytime and share your Scamway stories. By sharing we help warn others what to be on the lookout for so they don't get scammed by Amway.
Hey Mursal, congrats on sniffing out the nonsense, but please do share some stories. These stories are really helping some people.
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