Today’s post is a parody of the Little River Band’s song
Lonesome Loser so sing along to that tune.
And if you were born after 1990 when it was probably no
longer playing on the radio here’s a Youtube link to the catchy lyrics. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=P9ZAqjpV5JU
Get the tune in your head first before reading the rest of
the post! Or you could just keep the track going and follow along! LOL! Would
love to see somebody actually make up a video and sing these lyrics!
Anyway this is mostly thanks to one of our readers. I came up
with the first verse one day when the song came on the radio and then I was
stumped and posted it here. So one of our wonderful readers to the rescue to
get it finished! We have some very talented people around here!
Maybe the Goads could sing this at the next World Wide Dream
Builders WWDB Amway function! Get those Ambots all fired up! LOL!
“Amway Loser”
Have
you heard about the Amway loser
Beaten by his cult leader every time
Have you heard about the Amway loser
He’s a loser, but he still keeps on tryin’
Oohoohooh .... oooh ....
Sit down, make up a contact list
Don’t you want to be a gazillionaire
Someday if you wanna go Platinum
You have to lie and scam without a care
Have you heard about the Amway loser
Beaten by his cult leader every time
Have you heard about the Amway loser
He’s a loser, but he still keeps on tryin’
Unlucky in sales, least that’s what we say
Lost his mind and threw all his money away
He bought SA8 and Nutrilite with promises of being rich
Got into debt and now life’s a bitch.
Have you heard about the Amway loser
Beaten by his cult leader every time
Have you heard about the Amway loser
He’s a loser, but he still keeps on tryin’
“Business is going great”, he smiles and says
Though this brainwashing is driving him crazy,
He don’t show what goes on in his head,
but if you watch very close you’ll see all the lies
Sit down, take a look at yourself
Don’t you want to be better than an Amway loser
Someday somebody’s gonna see inside
You have to face up, you can’t run and hide
Have you heard about the Amway loser
Beaten by his cult leader every time
Have you heard about the Amway loser
He’s a loser, but he still keeps on tryin’
Have you heard about the Amway loser
Have you heard about the Amway loser
Have you heard about the Amway loser
Now tell me have you heard about the Amway loser
Beaten by his cult leader every time
Have you heard about the Amway loser
He’s a loser, but he still keeps on tryin’
Oohoohooh .... oooh ....
Sit down, make up a contact list
Don’t you want to be a gazillionaire
Someday if you wanna go Platinum
You have to lie and scam without a care
Have you heard about the Amway loser
Beaten by his cult leader every time
Have you heard about the Amway loser
He’s a loser, but he still keeps on tryin’
Unlucky in sales, least that’s what we say
Lost his mind and threw all his money away
He bought SA8 and Nutrilite with promises of being rich
Got into debt and now life’s a bitch.
Have you heard about the Amway loser
Beaten by his cult leader every time
Have you heard about the Amway loser
He’s a loser, but he still keeps on tryin’
“Business is going great”, he smiles and says
Though this brainwashing is driving him crazy,
He don’t show what goes on in his head,
but if you watch very close you’ll see all the lies
Sit down, take a look at yourself
Don’t you want to be better than an Amway loser
Someday somebody’s gonna see inside
You have to face up, you can’t run and hide
Have you heard about the Amway loser
Beaten by his cult leader every time
Have you heard about the Amway loser
He’s a loser, but he still keeps on tryin’
Have you heard about the Amway loser
Have you heard about the Amway loser
Have you heard about the Amway loser
Now tell me have you heard about the Amway loser
I love poetry, especially poetry which speaks the truth!
ReplyDeleteHave you heard about the Amway scam?
ReplyDeleteIt'll put you in an awful jam --
You buy a lot of worthless shit
And then you can't get rid of it.
Have you heard about the Amway rip-off?
It's a racket that's designed to strip off
Any assets that you might possess,
And leave your life a goddamned mess.
Have you heard about the Amway liars?
They'll convince you there's a lot of buyers
Who want to purchase low-grade soaps
From a bunch of self-important dopes.
Don't listen to the Amway "Plan" --
Avoid it any way you can.
You'll never make a single nickel,
And be left in an awful pickle.
LOL! That's great Anonymous! You could set that to music and make a Youtube video. That'll piss off the Amway Ambots! LOL!
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